Update on the murder step and almost dying

Oct 30, 2017 12:40 AM

So the murder step is still there, but my gf got a bright AF bath mat so i wouldent almost crack my heaf open again.

Also, still havent fixed the wall cuz im a lazy basterd. So long story short, last post i explained that i slipped and fell coming out of the shower, and headbutted and kneed a hole it the wall. My dick clanged off the grate, but its fine after my SO checked it over. #mydickgothurted

+1 for "dick clanged off the grate"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The shit about the grate made me LOL at work

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your gf is on the ball, she could go ahead and fix the wall too if she wants. It's a gender neutral repair.

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thank you for checking in. nice carpet and sorry for those holes.. should patch them w/out problems

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor design is everywhere! And this is a classic example of what happens when the path of least resistance is taken.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You seem tall.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 foot 3

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I'm sorry about your dick, how does your face feel though?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had some brusing and a bloody nose, but all around i was fine

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Yeah the first thing I like to do when I get out of the shower is step on a giant slice of spam

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OMG IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT

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Fuck....it really does...

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That would have made a glorious FP gif @OP

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A b&w slow mo type gif like the fine shopping ‘does it have to be so hard?’ clips

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LOL! With a WASTED at the end!

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