BrownietheBrown
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So the murder step is still there, but my gf got a bright AF bath mat so i wouldent almost crack my heaf open again.
Also, still havent fixed the wall cuz im a lazy basterd. So long story short, last post i explained that i slipped and fell coming out of the shower, and headbutted and kneed a hole it the wall. My dick clanged off the grate, but its fine after my SO checked it over. #mydickgothurted
browniepoints4567
+1 for "dick clanged off the grate"
therobisaur
The shit about the grate made me LOL at work
firstmiddlelast
Your gf is on the ball, she could go ahead and fix the wall too if she wants. It's a gender neutral repair.
TheMershedPerderder
PinaColadaJellybean
thank you for checking in. nice carpet and sorry for those holes.. should patch them w/out problems
AManisNotACamel
Poor design is everywhere! And this is a classic example of what happens when the path of least resistance is taken.
DumbBr0ad
You seem tall.
BrownietheBrown
6 foot 3
Kamipulu
I'm sorry about your dick, how does your face feel though?
BrownietheBrown
I had some brusing and a bloody nose, but all around i was fine
calibratenoodles
Yeah the first thing I like to do when I get out of the shower is step on a giant slice of spam
BrownietheBrown
OMG IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT
FatTortle
Fuck....it really does...
kevinbaken
That would have made a glorious FP gif @OP
bartman2014
A b&w slow mo type gif like the fine shopping ‘does it have to be so hard?’ clips
kevinbaken
LOL! With a WASTED at the end!