On a scale of 0 to Michael Jackson swinging his baby off a balcony... I give this about a 4. Eiffel horse might give baby a "test chomp" to confirm it's not food
Not in a million years, are you dumb? That could be the most well behaved animal in the world, doesn't matter, the strength index is just way off. One mistake or misfire in it's threat assessment and there's serious damage to fix, if possible.
kaltralliart
'what the hell is this hairy warm melon? Blech, taste like untainted bitterness towards a declining society' - giraffe probably
duktayp
On a scale of 0 to Michael Jackson swinging his baby off a balcony... I give this about a 4. Eiffel horse might give baby a "test chomp" to confirm it's not food
MasterFlippyFloppy
"Let's see if this giraffe will yeet this baby." -these parents
LMTMFA
Not in a million years, are you dumb? That could be the most well behaved animal in the world, doesn't matter, the strength index is just way off. One mistake or misfire in it's threat assessment and there's serious damage to fix, if possible.
igoogleboobs
Ah come on, let the giraffe have a little fun. Kid can’t be that dangerous
readbackmonkey
But the engagement