StrongIndependentBlackHairedWoman
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Jan 3, 2018 4:16 AM
StrongIndependentBlackHairedWoman
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motorwaffle
Dumbledore thought dementors were dumb and dangerous too, but the ministry overruled him.
understandable
some new dumps
Ahbaddon
Whether you like despacito and buy that shirt as a joke or hate it and buy it ironically you're still wearing Justin Beieber lyrics.
UltraXar
They’ve? Nice.
LePleb
sadghostgirl
I upvoted just for the self-identification I found with #2
VoteMeBackDownToHell
When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.
intolerable
#30 my cat is starting to “like girls” so he meows a lot and I always say to him stuff like that. “What’s up? I’m over here..”
DarkerLink
I hope whoever made the punchcard one gets raped
robboscouse10
Wrong! 1st base=vaginal, 2nd base=anal, 3rd base=threesome and home run is a bukkake party. Everybody knows that.
JeremyBearimy
That does make more sense.
WarmeChocolademelk
No sexism, no rasicm, in a dump? 2018 is ramping up to be magical already!
JamarJamalJamalJackson
TheBisexualestBoyInTheVillage
I demand dick pics!
eromitlab
#24 That's what my work life has been like lately. No vision and managers that refuse to communicate anything make the workplace suck.
chalupster
No but in yellow
YodasLeftEar
we gonna see a lot more of that meme
nastywomen
When the first humans had sex, did they both try to figure out how what went where by the desire to insert or want insertion?
darkdragonempress
Let's get real for a moment. The first humans were basically evolved apes whose ancestors had been fucking for quite a long time. They knew.
Kommadore
Doesn't even need to be the first humans ever, this experiment repeats itself constantly in areas with no sex education.
nastywomen
To a degree. The first humans had no other firsthand account. Perhaps from watching animals? Whoa, what ifwe WERE the animals to begin with?
StarrSmasherr
Japanese mythology says that the women was lacking where men had extra and so they put themselves together and that's how sex was created.
FuckMeFuckYou
That's a pretty cute theory....wait, no.....not cute....uh, well, you get what I mean.
EdgarWrong
Why do people seem to think Albus wanted dementors at the school. It is stated multiple times he didn't want them there.
Glitterexplodingfromwhalesblowhole
Because they haven't read the books they just watch the movies. Unlike actual HP fans...
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
And also that he absolutely refused to give them permission to be on the grounds, only around the borders.
DeadeicPrints
Holy shit, I get it's probably common and I didn't know, but I'm not the only one!!
DiabloGrandeArts
bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcQyFtHMfbs
GnomeAnn
Some of those “unknown” words in the middle sometimes sound like “Jaime Escalante” to me. Or at least the rhythm makes me think it.
johnnydarkside
Well, 20 years ago it was Rammstein. Liked the sound but no idea what they were saying.
HunterThompsonsMissingHands
Fairly certain this shirt is a jab at Justin Bieber because he sang this on stange. He's IN the US version of the song.
DeadeicPrints
I heard it once. I don't remember him saying Dorito or mosquito tho.
heylookitsmyusername
What show is that "first base is anal" from I see that image fuckin everywhere
HarryLong
I also am curious
ricksnip
Me also
johnnydarkside
bad Samaritans.
ricksnip
#48 I’ve always known exactly what sex was thanks to a really fucked up family member.
Iindadee
story time?
ricksnip
Not much of a story I was just a really sexy kid
Shanky666
Perfect +1
yoshimitzu
Uncle dave? had one too myself
MidgetRacer8192
I have an Uncle Dave. I mean... he hasn't done anything weird, he's just a huge douche named Dave.
ricksnip
My name is Dave..
Idristheassassin
So you're the uncle Dave?
ricksnip
I am ‘A’ Uncle Dave but I am not ‘THE’ Uncle Dave
auserwithaname
#11 is inaccurate. Gay guys like myself always love dick pics
iPretend
Yeah, and plenty of girls like them two. About half the girls I’ve been with in the last year asked for some:
ButEverythingChangedWhenTheFireNationAttacked
Half of zero is still zero
MidgetRacer8192
TezuNii
The actual overall value would be about 70/30, and only lesbians would have a close to 0% demand rate
emiliato
is that true?
auserwithaname
For me it is
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
i don’t. i like ass pics.
auserwithaname
You must be a top. I've heard of your kind, but only in stories
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
bingo.
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
Shouldn't that say mandingo?
Leidiriv
TAZ'DINGO
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
maybe. idk the reference.