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Dec 8, 2017 3:58 PM
DamnRememberSesameSeeds
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themuttonisniceandlean
Completely reasonable and appropriate parent troll.
down2stars
Joke's on you, because you'll be the one paying for therapy.
mbHogmountain2017
Man, y’all messing up dem kids!
dalexandru20
As parent, I sometimes feel bad for what I say&do in relationship with my little boy,and then it happens to stumble on posts like this....
icameheretolaughbutleftdisappointed
yesisaiditnotsorry
You know he's gonna get you back when you're old, don't you. But hey! YOLO right!!??
BeardedLewis
that's sick
ClaytonBigsby63
Starving Marvin.
TheDetox
That kid is one heavy sleeper.
mfgcolour
My mom pulled a piece of wood out from under my nail while I was sleeping, didn't find out until last year
Rinsie
How in the world do you put a new set of pj's on a sleeping kid without him/her waking up? Are you a wizard?
baconandmorebacon
Psychotraumas are fun!
OGsatan
Whiskeydeluxe
Best. Parenting. Evaaarr.
scroll142
Ha ha. Lying to your children is funny! Teach them not to even trust their parents! Brilliant!
kangaroowhiskey
Please don't do this to children. It's not funny.
maijen0062000
Fucking hilarious.
ObliqueRay
They're barely sentient at that age, aren't they?
poorwhitetrash
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most.
touchednotbyanangel
No flies on the eyes
JimmyStAmand
That's child abuse.
KillingTheJoke12
The real story is he has no father
ismellfishintheair
Lying to kids is child abuse?
SarcasticComment
It isn't, but people have gotten so soft that a mild joke on a meme is considered abusive.
HitlerReborn
Please never have children.
MarkyBoyAce
That’s a really funny made up story.
nocturnalgenius
You must be fun at partys
DontstressyoucanChangeItAnyTime0
Should have added jumper cables.
AnthonyPeterson
It would have been more convincing if the picture wasn't taken at school.
Gorillionare
Moderately funny made up story
wlfman
slightly amusing made up story*
Yallendalf
Eh story
wlfman
words
notparticularlycrazy
20 years later....”You gonna eat that?”
alfmeister6227
20 years later...."He's gonna eat you."
iknowitsnotbutter
Fluffycorn
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/552/314/48e.jpg
CloneCommander1119
20? I give it ten.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
"can I have your ribs?"
KillingTheJoke12
He’s crying because he knows he’s in the cradle to prison pipeline.
AddictiveTendancies
Savagery
KillingTheJoke12
Holy shit, some snowflakes got really offended. I sunk to the deep end of the pool on this post so I guess I win
Davidnfilms
this is how you make fat adults
CPatricoo
NO THIS IS HOW YOU FEED KIDS WHY WONT THEY EAT OMG DONT YOUR STOMACHS WORK YOU GOTTA EAT FOOD!
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
As a non parent wouldnt they get hungry eventually and eat?
mfgcolour
Look at how dumb people are and assume they got smarter as they aged
CPatricoo
Yea at 2 in the morning when they walk into my room and declare theyre hungry.
Davidnfilms
Then they only want cookies
InvisibleIvy
You'd think so but some kids will almost starve themselves and become malnourished instead of just eating what their parents give them.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Stupid kids why cant they be more like puppies
InvisibleIvy
Puppies > human children
somekindafuckingidiot
yeah kids always make good decisions and pretty much raise themselves
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
No need for the sarcasm, Hunger is a human instinct, i‘m asking a genuine question
Nimits
Back when I was 16-17 years old... people commented on how skinny I was.. I developed an eating disorder where I overeat because of it.
Boopbeepbeep
1/I knew a girl like that. When I met her I remarked on how skinny she was (I was 14) & she schooled me. Said it was the same as calling
Boopbeepbeep
2/someone fat. I felt horrible. Especially since my entire extended family made commenting on any weight gain into a sport. Lesson learned.
KillingTheJoke12
Unlearn that lesson. Be honest with people, the world will be better because of it.
Boopbeepbeep
I’m sure I’m not keeping them in the dark about what’s up. I’m not that arrogant.
themuttonisniceandlean
People say that to my daughter. So far she has a great self-image so it's not bothered her, but 6 ft tall makes skinny look very skinny.
FrozenFoodGuy
As a person who got bullied a lot for being skinny. Try to keep her focus on being healthy and fit. That’s what helped me.
themuttonisniceandlean
She's a ballet dancer. She is insanely fit.