PurpleHippo664
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Found this gem on the road. It's in FL
*edit* Third viral post! Woo-hoo! Just to clarify, I blocked out the number so people wouldn't prank them, my city isn't small, but it isn't big either. I didn't want to make it harder for them to have to weed through calls that weren't going to bring them any business. Glad every found this as entertaining as I did though!
IdiotSavantTinker
Where I work, we have "Stripping and Erection" diagrams on the drawings.
FFBnuuyBoi
watergap
A guy got fired at work for constantly making that joke in meetings.
Prospro
I had a summer job putting up tents. When I had to apply for real jobs, I put "tent erector" on my resume. I still think about that
Aimlockbelch
You didn’t need to say Florida. We know.
DorkJedi
Dicks Erection Services is a company I saw regularly in Utah.
slandersonfitch
Don’t let the size of my SUV fool you...I’m not overcompensating for....I mean...alright...it’s small. But it’s REALLY hard...
bojim1965
I wonder what his pastor said?
evilcarp
Who do you think erected the giant metal cross?
evilcarp
Can't have a standing cross without an erection.
PicassoCT
Ah, Vlad the Impaler Ltd.
LAMovieDesign
If the owner of this vehicle saw that you blacked out their contact info, they’d be pissed.
PurpleHippo664
Or they could be pissed that they were getting prank calls. The amount of people in my area vs who are are this site are very disproportiona
Voojagig
Call your doctor if your all metal structure lasts more than 4 hours.
gabicraina
*mental structure
occco
Call a different engineer if it lasts less.
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
Call Richard @ Erections Unlimited... aka "Steel Dick"
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
It would be EVEN BETTER advertising if hadn't blanked out SteelDick's phone #.
PurpleHippo664
I didn't want people to prank call them.
shellienerd
Carpet place near me has the slogan "get laid by us", brilliant
ricpaul
We'll make sure the rug matches the drapes.
scraptraveler
There was a pipe company near where i worked that put up a billboard near their office. It said “we will give you the shaft at any length”
Walmartstallwithnolock
The fact that it doesn't have the dangling hitch testicles is disappointing.
WhenInDoubtC4
One of the rare cases where truck nuts would indeed have been an improvement
Walmartstallwithnolock
Truck Nuts! That's it! Couldn't for the life of me think of the name. Hitch balls sounded right but not right.
bunnyandbear
Space Truckers
MahuAurelius
Come on. Come on. Come on Space Trucking.
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHOrpFeXUao
AdultPersistentAngst
Lol I've seen that too.
rgr33572
I was thinking hillsborough county. Lol
junkgoof
In Toronto there is Mammoth Erections.
PurpleHippo664
This is in Palm Bay, are we neighbors?
charlieratslayer
I’ve seen him! Tried to take a picture but the light changed, I’m in Melbourne
PurpleHippo664
Nice! Hey neighbor!
charlieratslayer
Towncivilian
Wow, I’m in Palm Bay and I haven’t seen this yet!
FadeStrikemind
Howdy, neighbor! ??
PurpleHippo664
Hey neighbor!
Towncivilian
AdultPersistentAngst
Not exactly. I travel the state a good bit though. It may have been a bit south of there.
PurpleHippo664
Darn. I like finding neighbors here. I had a post go viral from the election where I had a commenter that also saw the person
InspectorFrankDrebin
This was pretty wholesome to read.
PurpleHippo664
I live in a relatively small city, it's cool to find people here!
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PurpleHippo664
Yay, Neighbors!