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Jul 11, 2016 11:04 PM
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yOuShOuLdPiCkAuNiQuEuSeRNaMe
You see Dave, this is why you aint got no mates.
DrunkenWeasel
Lost it at daves reply of "please don't"
BLawww
Second one: "we're" and "you're" is definitely an Imgurian.
BillytheKid01
Things would be much more interesting for Dave if OP left his number in the picture
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
"Sometimes I get lonely at night. Let me tell you my problems." That's my actual pickup line. lol
wason
So who screencapped these?
heartwear
So many chuckles was caused due to this post... I DECLARE I "LOVE IT!!!!"..... "MOOOORRRRRREEEEE!!!!!"
Ansatsunin
I am disappointed to not see someone work "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that" in somewhere.
faithealer
It can only be attributed to human error.
Etal00
What? ! No "Dave's not here"?
Creature1976
I've been seeking payback for a prank my buddy pulled on me...now I have an idea. Thank you very much.
ButtCheeseMcCrusty
Take your god damn dog back, Dave!!!!
left4chicken
Pics or it didn't happen
Spectracon
Random - "Let me tell you my problems" Dave - "please don't" ahaga
JennyAndTheJetss
thorgnash
I want to know, where the messages are
Cezarboytellem
amazing gif.
AGiantFan
Murder! Murder! Mermaid murder!
KeeleonOhms
AWAKEN AWAKEN!
SilverSwearsalot
Only true mates will fuck you this hard Dave. You owe them all a beer.
sterken
"You don't want to pay the reward, fine... I 'm feeding the dog to my snake, Bitch"
Etal00
What's the old adage? With friends like that, you don't need enemies.
Nethabolt
I'm have not seen this before. +1
KingCahoon
Hey you! You there! Get up out of your chair! Pay 20 bucks to get up in this club, put your cell down you square
Tacotuesdayonawednesday
Turns out Dave is also running a Chewbacca sound alike contest.
DennisReynoldsIamtheGoldenGod
This reminds me of when I had dudes texting me on Kik about hooking up. Some skank was giving a number, it happened to be mine
gamesthatiplay
A cop once showed up at my door she had found my dog. Not my dog, not even the right house.
animaline
wait, so how, did he got the texts? did he ask his buddy Dave for the phone ? are they still friends?
dogenuggets
My guess is he only has 2 conversations because he knew those people and couldn't get the rest.
animaline
they can't be people from the "friend group", otherwise the the Dave guy would have known something was up.
dogenuggets
Could he not know 2 people Dave doesn't know? Maybe his work colleagues or neighbours?
Szavor
That last one is me hahahaha
OhMyCrapMoonCake
What no number?
CaptSwagdaddyawsome
Right! I wanted to do this
JustHereForTheWorkStories
Be realistic. His phone would break if imgur got his number...
Deathviper
Someone give me his number I have a perfect one
DelusoryX
What's it going to be?
Chispas
8675309
Etal00
Area code?
kissmyassets
555
brewczski
Jennie? Is that you?
ItsaMeCapitanoTomTheLessKnownPirateFromTheShipOfCapitanHooker
Only two out of 27 or more? I am disappointed :(
NSAgent
Hey ItsaMe... I found your dog.
wolfmanDarkknights
I want that number
NSAgent
ItsaMe... I'll make you a deal. I'll give you $500 but I keep the dog. You have to throw in a second dog though.
srirachamychacha
2/27
Desloratadine
NSAgent
ItsaMe... This is a great fucking dog. You fucked up when you lost her.
NSAgent
I will give you the dog back but you have to give me the $500 and another dog. The dog has to be good.
bloxman
Not everyone is a ass
NotHarroc
Who the hell are you kiddin'?
OhThisAssholeAgain
But I am
NSAgent
Nachman
Dave?!
IbuprofenIsASometimesFood
because 2 out of 27 people who think they're funny are actually funny
MichaelScar
*mic drop*
WhyleKat
Funny or not.. it would've been worth it to read as Dave slowly lost his mind.
Supe04
Boom
thereisnoscotty
Bullseye.
EYYYBOOBOO
My roommate in Senior Year of college did this to our friend and across the hall neighbor during an escalating prank war. He (1/2)
EYYYBOOBOO
(2/2) [the neighbor] was waiting for a call about a job as he was also graduating. He instead received 300 calls about his pet squirrel.
EYYYBOOBOO
LONG LIVE GUILLERMO THE SQUIRREL!
Harryteeters
The "leave a voicemail at this number for the 'Chewbacca Roar Contest'to win 500 dollars"poster always makes me laugh
opunionated
A friend pulled that on me. It was a very weird day.. I ended up spray painting a Chewbacca figuring gold and gave it to someone though.
SloppyJimbo
*$50
ElectroDragonfly
I saw that post and did it for my friend's birthday. Only twelve people called. Still kinda funny.
SaladFingersUpMyButt
I posted my friend having an orgy on craigslist and that he was in need of more participants male and female (to make it believable) 1/2
SaladFingersUpMyButt
He received 56 dick pics while only receiving 2 pairs of boobs, all who wanted to be in his orgy.
abscae
I went to the next post, your comment registered and here I am back again, laughing and wondering if you have any posts pertaining to this?
CyberCyndicate
/a/2jYVD
CyberCyndicate
I gotchu fam
CyberCyndicate
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Valondra
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Valondra
You dotted your own response? Clever.
abscae
you had one job!
CyberCyndicate
Lol I didn't know how to upload directly so I dotted to come back quickly