NousKous
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Hmm...
Looks like an NPC
They didnt think this one through
When dogs start to take on the traits of their humans...
Skyrim Dog Tax
IneigiTsukuyomi
I CAN FINALLY ENJOY THESE. I JUST STARTED PLAYING SKYRIM SIX HOURS AGO.
PxC4
jocloud31
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ProxyPlayerHD
I wanna know, but i don't wanna google it...
MeanGreenMemeQueen
I like to think of myself as a skyrim meme connoisseur, and I haven't seen some of these. I approve +1
Andraso
How does one achieve such a lofty position?
NousKous
Rorandes
Favorited for viking ISIS
troublemutt
does that crab have nipple tassels above it's eyes?
Zaayl
Why does Kim Kardashian actually look like she has worse graphics than skyrim. Like a 2002 PC game texture.
IllegalDuckling
Her model was ported from Oblivion.
lozeldatkm
strangledbyaturtleneck
My favorite
CorvusSolus
i'm so glad you don't have to pay for mods again. That was a dark dark time.
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
TIL that garlic bread is a panacea
respiratorradiator
Hell yeah, yo. https://thenatureheals.wordpress.com/2013/04/28/the-medicinal-use-of-garlic-allium-sativum/
BoxesofFoxes
Researches have shown there are over 50 chemicals in garlic!!!!
CoffinFullOfPudding
By Talos! This was a good dump.
timefire11
Nice solid dump OP. +1
NousKous
DemonicShoe
I'm trying to think of a cool witty pun to follow this but I just can't concentrate while laughing so hard
AParticularlyAverageWank
FIST YO DAH
crunchyintheory
FUS RE POST
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I bought skyrim thinking I wouldnt get into it as much as I did 6 years ago but I'm obsessed. There's no other game I can play as long as it
GearPuppyTaker
Lol morrowind just saying lol if they HD remastered morrowind I'd never be seen again
DisgruntledFerret
#1 If you're actually at the entrance to Whiterun and that happens, it's vampires. Look alive before the big mosquitoes kill friendly NPCs.
strangledbyaturtleneck
Riften was always a sketchy town, then the vampires came. Bodies everywhere
Ziltron
Skyrim belongs to the Corgs!
areallytastycookie
The sexual deviant one is spot on. Source: I'm him.
stins2cl
"Winter Muslims" Fucking lol
Zordicron
The "holding an apple pie" bit put me over. That was a great green text.
BroboxylicAcid
I was personally partial to Viking ISIS.
Blakfyre77
I lost it at "Viking ISIS"
filets
Who are winter muslims???
raistlinmajere2998
the stormcloaks
Blinkordeath182
I've heard everyone goes with sneaky archer, but every time I am drawn to an Orc that slaughters everything with duel wielding madness!
strangledbyaturtleneck
I had a character nicknamed The Elven Blender. Got the shout that increases your attack speed, 2 nice swords and took that country by storm
waterbustard
Lol ur my brother wtf
NousKous
waterbustard
waterbustard
LeopardprintLarry
I've invested over 1000 hours into Skyrim. Never regretted a single second
MightyShoePrint
SHUT THE FUCK UP LYDIA!
BoxesofFoxes
-uppity sigh- I am -sworn- to carry your burdens. (Ugh.)
functionaladult
I would pay $99.99 NOT to have to see horse genitals in high resolution.
DoctorWhupass
Look, you be you, and I will be me. Ok? Ok.
Zellacat
In Oblivion there was a mod to remove their butt holes. That seemed a bit creepy to me. I waited for them to explode
functionaladult
IndependentHampster
Hellstorm99
This needs to make it into all future skyrim dumps
DukeDarkwood
Lost it at dunmer. "Perfectly respectable" best setup.
ArvisJaggamar
You mean "Dumner"
JamaicanMeGiggle
"Imperials hail from the province of Oblivion, home of the evil Empire" *twitch*
DukeDarkwood
Wait. Where are the altmer?
nkorea
They were mistakenly labeled as Thalmor
dodo157
Iceman0624
But why
BoxesofFoxes
UHM
BigBoyBillClinton
Loverslab? Loverslab.
BrewsterPunk
I have never played skyrim. This dump makes me want to play
BigBoyBillClinton
Get Morrowind, Oblivion, AND Skyrim next steam sale. Arena and Daggerfall can be downloaded for free (legally) but they're not as good.
BigBoyBillClinton
Get Morrowind, Oblivion, AND Skyrim next steam sale. Arena and Daggerfall can be downloaded for free (legally) but they're not as good.
coronalmassejection
Hybris51129
*Two handed skill increased*
thebiglizard
What the hell is going on here?!
DiegoTan
Let me know if anyone knows.
HULKSMASHMOUTH
#1 fucking slaughter fish
InnerUniverse
For me, it was a mudcrab or a spider.
piirus
Can't have slaughter without laughter.
ChickenFingerFingers
Can't have slaughter without slut
Dreigiau
And... OUT COME THE INTESTINES. And I... Skip rope with them!
gatesofvalhalla
nipplefish
nordicfatcheese
And the worst part is you can't kill them because they're in the water and YOU CAN'T ATTACK UNDER WATER
Jimmerus
An elk that a spriggan made aggressive that still proceeds to run away.
UrKungFuNoGood
I haven't had a PC for over a year now... Just got a case last week though. So I got that goin for me which is nice.
Hellstorm99
Sitting here with an empty case as well. Thankfully, remastered came to Xbox One. Tax refunds soon, be patient.
UrKungFuNoGood
:cheers:
astrangerthing
I'm so sorry - I think when my laptop dies i will just go lay down in the road
UrKungFuNoGood
yeah I'm on the wife's laptop. my game jones is RAGING
keillrandor
I tried playing Skyrim but couldn't really get into it - felt more like a visitor when playing it rather than an explorer etc.. (43 hrs)
averagesizedbirdhouse
Have you tried Morrowind? You should try Morrowind.
keillrandor
Don't like the levelling system
DukeDarkwood
I heard the Skywind remaster mod revamped gameplay, but as I'm not personally in the mod scene, I don't know details of how.