Lara Croft back in the day

Feb 18, 2018 4:55 AM

JackOfBadTrades

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Fridge Raider

thicc

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's exactly how it was.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw the pointy tits before I read the title and immediately thought: "Lara Croft." I need to take a break from the interwebs....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Them triangle titties are accurate though

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More facial hair than I remember. Everything else spot on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was a little girl Lara Croft is who I wanted to be. Angles and all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the new movie being based on the new games. It seems it will be quite fu...*hears the lead song they chose for the trailer* ...cked.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Improvement over Angelina Jolie

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hey can you direct me to the nearest shop? Oh its that way? Alright, thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frigerator raider

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Great job Ethan

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn dude, sending you a raft so not to drown in pussy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Gotta watch out for those pointy bits" (Yes, I know it's actually FF7)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hug of death

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss Lara's beard

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

So did a razor.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I upvoted everything about this

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Real women have acute angles

8 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

What about acute angles that behave obtuse? I mean she encounters some pretty crazy shit in hidden parts of the world.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You have a cute angle

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lara Croft: Fridge Raider (Part 2: Curse of the haunted hamsteak)

8 years ago | Likes 312 Dislikes 5

The Easter egg is a bacon wrapped dinosaur egg I hear

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the classic blue chair

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I'd play that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Infiltrate the temple, bypass the deathtraps, plug a golden face statue into the wall, smash the wood pillar, and reveal the ancient grill

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's a hamsteak? I think you mean milksteak.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hamsteak

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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