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The handbook for cats
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MightestGlowCloud
Treeities
yourlocalgayfurry
#45 I know that's a joke but... Borzois man, that's how they work
BlackNumenorean
coconutninja
#10 also why insult the purpose of a door by putting a lock on it?
fitchy0812
#21 but... thats not a mammal.... am I missing the joke? Is all the joy in my life gone?!
Perdvert
#2
LordofSandvich
Maybe swear words are just to give teenagers something they can rebel against harmlessly
samueWebRunner
#21 Uh. What?
sprfrkdvd
Why is he going to drink that land mammal that's actually a bird? And please finish the sentence.
SilverNicktail
#1 Replace the gun with the threat of eternal torture and you're pretty much there.
LordofSandvich
Oh trust me I used the utensil I'm just an idiot
gumblemuntz
Cupid shuffle? No. Curly shuffle, perhaps... even truffle shuffle...
Flamingus
Thank you ?
Spasjager
I can feel picture #4
Jesseskimo
#48 genius
thealterofmyego
10/10 would stay on the toilet until finished scrolling again.
clwadd
I am not disappointed.
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
#30 DUSK OF THE FINAL DAY: 12 HOURS REMAIN
TheVoicesinMyHeadSingShowtunes
Good dump, 10/10
redsmerf
#33 as a teen, you know how to swear but not WHEN to swear. As an adult, you've learned the value of a strategic F-bomb
5NoteHalf
Friend of mine tells a story: His grandma told him as a kid "I'd rather you didn't swear. But when you do have to say shit, make it stink."
AllysiaAiua
#4 fuck these things. My fifth grade class was based around this shit, and I was so bored, it was the only time I ever got a shitty grade in
AllysiaAiua
math.
adrian678
#21 is that an ibis? Also, birds are not mammals?
Purcifer
Thank you, for some reason that one filled me with impotent rage...
samueWebRunner
Exactly my thought process. Kinda looks like a pelican.
Ashytastic
Bin chicken ;)
redsmerf
#40 Ladies, if some guy sent you a well-done, hand-drawn picture of his penis, would you be impressed or creeped out?
HalfScram
Haha, I love a good sense of humor. That would have been amazing back in my dating days!
apt311
My friend could use some help with #12. Renesmee?
Kexxler
Twilight character. Bella’s half vampire baby named after her mom and Edward’s “mom.” Renee and Esme (something like that).
apt311
That would explain the confusion. Thanks!
somnif
#1
BobaFettApproves
Oh fuck, I forgot about these psychos, when was that? 2017?
somnif
'18, though apparently they're still around (and working to get Trump back on his golden throne, scary thought that)
somnif
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-church/in-pennsylvania-woods-church-in-spiritual-battle-to-re-elect-trump-idUSKBN27E2U2
somnif
https://religionunplugged.com/news/2020/11/13/moonies-rev-hyung-jin-tells-followers-to-die-for-president-trump-fight-persecution
PsycheV
Gun priest? You mean Wolfwood?
jamisonletter
i prefer the bishop. https://youtu.be/JqG30j0FRW8
anjeleyezjr
Where is his portable confessional?
shaftinferno
Watch out for the Machine Gun Preacher while you’re at it.
keillrandor
Does he pray to Gun Jesus?
NowhereMan313
It's full of mercy.
cainofdreaming
I prefer sword priest myself.
stealthgunner385
maliciousGman
kutku
Gonna need some explanations here
seannikiforuk
Trigun
YharnamsFinest
His name is Nicholas D. Wolfwood, and he's a priest with lots of guns in Trigun.
Niccolo101
He's a priest, the giant cross is his portable armory. The setting is basically an anime wild west planet, if that helps explain anything.
TChallaVanDam
That....actually sounds really awesome.
StorytellingSalem
It is; you should watch it. But just like every show; just tolerate the first few episodes; it gets mad guud.
GapingOpenMaw
#21 It's a bin chicken, you're welcome chief.
SchizophrenicEuphoria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sBXcZ0G_ls
SmutGrrrl
Thanks mate
TheGreatSynan
I have no idea if you're right, but I'll act like you are, because drinks
Ashytastic
It's an Ibis, colloquially known in Australia as bin chickens. And yes, we do actually call them that.
aChungusAmongUs
Is there a name for those blocks in #4?
toobiwanyoulisten
I think about these often
morbidcurioffulous
polygons?
PMP22
Looks like a trapezoid, square, and some other odd shapes.
ThatRaccoonGuy
No but if you just search for things like "school educational shaped wooden blocks" you'll find em
aChungusAmongUs
I found them... “pattern blocks”.
911wasDigiornosnotDelivery
Wooden? How long ago did you go to school? Plastic.
ThatRaccoonGuy
I'm old
911wasDigiornosnotDelivery
Oops my b.... HOW LONG AGO DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
geesetreats
Also "tangram", at least that's what teachers called them
TheSwedishMoose
That's something different. Referred to a specific kind of puzzle https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tangram
Axiluvia
except if you google 'tangram block set' you get the blocks in question. https://www.amazon.com/V/dp/B07XJ23KPG for example. Although if 1/2
Axiluvia
you want the hexagons, it seems 'wooden pattern blocks' would be more accurate, since hexagons aren't part of the tangram puzzle itself. 2/2
TheSwedishMoose
That's a tangram set. All angles are 45 or 90, vs 60 of the set in this post. Tangram has 7 shapes: 5 triangles, 1 square, 1 parallelogram.
geesetreats
Neat distinction! I wouldn't be surprised if my teachers just called them tangrams cus it's easier, cus ours always had all shapes