I tried to put the team on my back and then I face planted.

My dad and I went to this all you can eat sushi bar. The price is set at $25 a person. You get a check list and order anything you want off the list. The only catch is if you order to much and don't eat it then you get charged extra. Well my dad and I being the big eaters we are looked at each other and said challenge fucking accepted. We order two salads, two soups, and a shrimp appetizer. Next the sushi menu came. We love sushi just as much as your stereotypical basic bitch. We were checking everything off; sushi, sashimi, regular and specialty rolls. Before you know it we had ordered 76 pieces of sushi. FOR TWO PEOPLE.

The order came out, our 4'8 asian waitress gave us a very displeased look when. Dad and I looked at each other wide eyed when we saw the order. She had no confidence in us, she knew we couldn't eat that much... who could. But this only fueled the fire in my empty stomach. I looked at my dad and said this is what separates the men from the boys.

But my lifelong eating partner had been keeping a secret from me!!!

His house has been infected with the flu. And the symptoms were slowly creeping up on him throughout the meal. About five minutes into eating the delicious meal he taps out. Hes, sweating, his body's aching, and his stomach is in knots. He can't go on. I try to motivate him, but its no use he's KIA. I must complete this mission solo.

And now with the weight of the price of the check resting solely on my cheap shoulders its time to get to work. I was not going to let this check get out of hand. I was going to finish strong for the pride if my family and my pathetic bank account. I had 40 pieces to take on and had already put 15 away. The odds were stacked against me but this is what my lifes training of over eating had come down to. This moment, is where heroes are made.

Would I be able to finish it, could one man do it all? Would we be charged extra or would we keep the bill at an even $50 plus tip?

We got charged extra and banned from the restaurant. I failed and hard. Are you kidding me thats a ridiculous amount of food. I was able to eat 25 or so more pieces and then my stomach was about to explode. I could not go on. We had enough left for a full meal. My dad took some in a napkin and went to toss in in then bathroom but then he started throwing up... karma. While he was in there I had a liquid scream coming up to. So I had to go into the parking lot and started unswallowing all 40 pieces of the sushi. In front of the whole restaurant. So my dad and mines colon explosion in reverse plus the surplus amount of sushi left was enough for them to charge us extra and a ban us from the restaurant.