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Shamelessly lifted from https://m.facebook.com/chipoutwoodworking/
Apr 10, 2017 3:34 AM
GentleMartini
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Shamelessly lifted from https://m.facebook.com/chipoutwoodworking/
brandump
it's cropped before it's cropped. not even helen keller could manage this mastery
ilikeyourpics
"I need healing"
RulesOfImgur
my philosiphy: measure twice cut once. realise you made a mistake. repeat
kobasikusaba
What's a twic and why do I need to measure it?
Tibbus
I read "masturbate"
SDM09
Measure Twix, cut once
internetfish
I prefer “measure once cut more if you have to”
roseredrosewhite
Lol, this was basically our motto for circumcisions on the OB floor!
manslut
I read this differently... horrifyingly differently.
hatbeard
Clearly a Typo. Should read "measure, twerk, cut once". no reason woodworking can't get crunk once in a while.
69MeTomCruise
What are you talking about? I think it looks grea
NonZeroSumGame
Well played.
smoochmysnoot
I agre
IAmTheMadLord
Perfec
MARRAKESHREDMan
, now it just needs to go find the tree cut it down and trim it I'd be all set
Prometh3An
Well that's the joke mate...
UnicornCock
Well that's the joke mat*
JuanSin
The joke is also that the d from stupid is missing....
samuishark
There's a blue stripe on the bottom...
ICantBelieveIFinallyRegistered
Upvoting a facebook picture. It's like CNN referencing theexaminer.com.
KillerTofu69
Man only measures once, what happens next will shock you...
Schmedes
Yeah, because your submission history isn't full of crap...
ShotsAlmighty
ellishammertoe
Hey! It's painstakingly-curated crap!
DrMikey
bentwrenches
I watched log splitter videos for two hours last weekend. I have no logs nor a reason to split the logs that I don't have.
sunyudai
Giggity.
SimplyViking
That's a pretty nice piece of machinery
whes24
Put....put your penis in it
NotACanadian
You need to prepare before you put your penis in someone's log cutter.
notgoingtoarrestyou
DrMikey
Measured once cut twice.
RustyLongshanks
But are they soaked in wood?
BulletinYOurnanus
This is more interesting than the post itself!
LegionofMartyrs
Imagine what that would do to a person.
bittybubba
I think the general gist of it would be that they would die. Not too hard to imagine lol.
RavenousBugblatterBeast
How long is that log?!
frowningwithhappiness
20,000 leagues-ish
EdgedPixel
It's a looped GIF. It's the same segment of log being cut. We do not yet have trees the length of our solar system.