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Got your attention? There's a guy. And he has a voice. He goes by That Guy A Voice on youtube (youtube.com/ThatGuyWithAVoice/). Among other things, he reads the many facets and misadventures of Anon. And it feels like receiving a back massage from Christopher Walken, Morgan Freeman, Sir Ian McKellen and Donal Sutherland while they whisper dirty things in your ear. To keep it more pleasurable, he makes small corrections to make the text more normie friendly and timeless.
For a better experience, you can listen to the rest of the tale of Anon and his hermit crabs here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmdKdNNqAhg (part 1) and here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPg9UVceI1E (finale).
After you're done drying your tears and undewear, check his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/ThatGuyWithAVoice
Hermit cat tax.
bobwehadababyeetsaboy
I am mad as fuck about Crystal.
TheHeroOfTime
Poor Crystal
thefartguy
Fuck that bitch.
SaintPwnofArc
Pretty sure my sister showed me a video by that particular youtuber in which he read some erotic Flubber fanfiction.
neil137
she was a leech
unthoughtofusername
After reading the second one I feel like it will end in the brutal murder of some innocent crabs and I just can't read on.
wldflower90
hermit crabs took over my life too i was obsessed
Awesoman66theCactusLord
TestingMonkey
VN is Majikoi for those who were curious. It's pretty great. Hermit crab ending for life.
FrostReaver
Miyako ending never
FatSavage
Damn OP +1 for new (to me) greentext and +1 for showing me this guy. -1 though cause I can only give one point
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
For a person to care so dearly about any animal regardless, it's a sign of a good person. I wish those crabs well. He clearly cared :(
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DisgruntledFerret
Well, I scrolled to the end first to check in case it was all just lead-up to a pun...
gorctak
I think he was born the wrong species
DonationNation
F
Kamnum
I know the game he's talking about. Bad ending = MC becomes a Hermit crab fetish prerv...
Emblemia15
I read the entire thing expecting there to be a punchline or a reference or something.
OshyuOshyu18
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ManicDepressiveMuffin
I no cri, you cri
icommentwithasurprisedfacealot
Nu, we both cri brother
ManicDepressiveMuffin
LMeire
Fun Fact about hermit crabs, they're impossible to breed in captivity so every single one sold in pet stores was born in the wild.
IShihTzuNot
That isn't very fun, it's quite sad.
conklesaurus
They hate painted shells, too, so any time you see ones being sold in "fun shells" have been forcibly removed from their natural ones (1/2)
conklesaurus
(read: their normal shells get bashed open) before being put in a bin where painted ones are the ONLY option for shelter... (2/2)
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nclu
Hope she grows out of it
Rektastic
she herself is probably one of those hermits, and will only grow out of being a cunt to become a bigger one
BouncingCzechs
The hermit crabs saved him from being a hermit and then turned him into a hermit again.
KZDM
From hermit to hermit via hermits.
ImgurZero
They saved him from being a hermit but that bitch of a gf turned him back into one.
TheCrazyVulcan
Understand that hermits dont withdraw because they dont know how to fit into the world. They have learned that the world is >>
TheCrazyVulcan
shit and they dont want to be a part of it mostly because of how people treat each other.
TristanPeasant
Press F to pay respects to Crystal
CantEvenLurkRight
F
panzerkoing1
F
8BITBRAT
F
toystory2wasok4
ffffffffffffff
TristanPeasant
F
TheGreatGreens
F
ohearturs
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Buck39
F!!!
havetochangemyname
So... Um.. what kinds of ads is imgur cool with? Because I don't want this to become normal and then user sub is filled with check out my1/2
havetochangemyname
YouTube, Etsy, Patreon, Instagram, Twitter, website, etc.
AMartianPotato
If it's under quality content or interesting stories who gives a fuck?
javer80
I don't mind posts like this, if that's what you're asking. But then I generally like to see people's pet projects.