valeriesghost
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I've had this TV remote for 8 years and never realized....
This is gonna feel so good
Ah yeah....
Mmm, ya like that...
"Yeah, who's your favorite new kid? Yeah, call me Joey...
...Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Please don't go"
Faster
FASTER
Hnnnngg
upsidedownyhead
You monster!
tyler4trouble
+1 for "Hnnnnrgg"
Dunes8
How appeeling.
Radenium
And there's still shit all over it.
rentaldeception
If you like this, check out http://imgur.com/r/thatpeelingfeeling
DevDike274
Order now and receive a second hat for only $299.95. Hurry because this offer won't last forever.
Ihaveaneightinchdickisthatnormal
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
HNNNNNGGGGG COCK RINGGGSSSSSS HNNNNNNGGG SILICONE SALLY
ImAnAlPaca
Have fun with your new remote!
DerAva
Oh yes, peel it all off, you slut!
MMMisterAnderson
I think I came a little
wilfordbrimleyfan
Thank you for sharing this
NeedAnAccountNameWhyNotZoidberg
A Mallrats quote?? Good on you OP +1
EdGhostpantherWhistlebottomEsqIII
I just watched someone sensually peel plastic off a remote. At midnight. Alone. What the fuck am I doing with my life.
tyler4trouble
+1 for "Hnnnngh"
ChrisMadden
Do you want ants? Because if you press the ANT button multiple times, that might be how you may or may not get ants.
Hendrixalh
I figured more people would think of this. I guess it's just us two.
Paramike
What is this? A button for ants?
DoYouWannaHaveAnts
Press the Ant button!!!
Riku90
Do you know the "there are 3 ants, one, two and three" and everyone claims who is behind and in front? THIS REMOTE HAS THE ANSWER!
NonCottonCandy
I've had my laptop for over a year and still waiting for a good day to remove the foil from between the keyboard keys.
balkingtowinnie
a year.... dear god man, what kind of powers do you possess?
NonCottonCandy
I see your point, but I feel it would be a violation to do it without proper decorum. Like doing fireforks on a regular Wednesday
ImDoingStuffLori
NSFW that shit!
JaXm
I'm actually sad that this comment is in the bad comments section. I got a chuckle out of it!
ImDoingStuffLori
Thanks for the love, it made me feel less lonely in the bad comments section haha
balkingtowinnie
i came
AlterSack
"art"?Art? Really?
Ionlylurkbecausemymemegameissoweak
I had to go back two times, to read the tag and to upvote your comment, I have such a troubled live.
valeriesghost
It made me pick a tag.
AlterSack
I use "god hates tags" for that :)
MikeOkizard
https://31.media.tumblr.com/9e66fe493cd78d0619ecebda9dd7ca96/tumblr_inline_n9r8ko1Jhu1qh75ub.jpg
neffle
8 years and pristine buttons, what is that for your vcr?
valeriesghost
I mostly use my directv remote.
Venusjade
I just look at pics of a remote sticker being taken off. What am I doing with my life...
lipsticktaseryay
You don't wach TV very often with this remote, do you?
Brettholomeul
I have the exact same remote and only use it to change input, so I think not using it often is a requirement of having it.
valeriesghost
Mostly use the directv remote, so no...
MrDoove
Is a boner normal right now?
IntellectualBadAss
Appropriate.
DuckyQuackQuack
Jesus fuck no that's not normal.
IdDefinitelyLickAmyPoehlersAsshole
There is almost no better feel.
2222222222
If Vagina is 100/100, this is an 85/100 max.
sillypinkpanda
http://imgur.com/r/ThatPeelingFeeling
060steve
Peeling dried PVA glue off of your fingers! Hnngggg! Its like a second skin ^o^
FreelanceSpermDonor
"I'll be in my bunk".
CarryOnMyWaywardPun
copingcabana
Pulling dried latex paint off of paint trays. mmmm
firefoot
Don't you get tired of signing in to imgur with a username that long
kinglycitrus
You don't use a password manager? Filthy casuals
firefoot
Bulb blub blub blub blub
IdDefinitelyLickAmyPoehlersAsshole
I have it so I can copy and paste it ;P
thepuppet
Google auto fill, life saver.
simonripley
So is no one else going to get the Mallrats reference? No? Just me? Ok, bye.
YesInTheFace
Well played, you Fashionable Male
mrbadxampl
naw, I got it too, was about to mention it but saw you and went +1 instead
PeterPanLives
I got it too man. You and me man. Man.
OhmanIshotMarvinintheface
It's the only reason I actually bothered to comment. Guys, come on, tell me you wouldn't have popped her...
flounderflound
Read "Who's your favorite New Kid?" and lost my shit. Ooh, imgur says I'm going too fast.
Efreeti
What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?
flounderflound
I get it!
ChrisKnees
bye thanks for playing
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
I have no respect for anyone without a shopping agenda
simonripley
Snooch to the fuckin' Nooch!
GasBandit
Don't make me get loose!
SomeGuyFromMidgar
That kid is *back*... on the escalator again!
igetanxiouscomingupwithusernames
I actually commented on this, then realized you had beaten me to it. Good job!
KillZombieRUN
I got it as soon as I read "call me joey"
d0gma
There's just some things you don't talk about in public.
valeriesghost
YES! Finally someone got it...One of Afflecks greatest scenes if you ask me
WhosBarryBadrinath
I was reading that shit and I was like "Mallrats? No...no way...can't be..." I FUCKING LOVE YOU VALERIESGHOST you are making me glow
valeriesghost
Ha ha who doesn't love Mallrats :) but seriously, I didn't think many would catch that reference.
simonripley
15?? She told me she was 26. C'mon. Guys. Tell me you wouldn't have tapped that.
mrbadxampl
"Now, Silent Bob! I said NOW, Silent Bob!!!"
simonripley
Fly, fat ass, fly!
runninnaked
8 years and a HDMI button?
valeriesghost
maybe 7, I don't remember the year it was purchased but it was top of the line when i did. HDMI was one of the reasons i bought it
SanSamis
"According to In-Stat, the number of HDMI devices sold was 5 million in 2004, 17.4 million in 2005 (and) 63 million in 2006"
seduNdneS
So? 2004 was only 4 years ago? what does that have to... Oh my god it's 2014.
dirtysock12345
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HDMI HDMI has been around since 2003, apparently.
Scorpioli
I had the same concern, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HDMI
poipoien
You have a pretty sweet life if the validity of years on this remote concerns you.
RustedCogs
Or a pretty damned miserable one. I see no potential for anything in between.
Scorpioli
OP may be legit.
valeriesghost
Jesus Christ IMGUR, I dont remember the exact date of the TV purchase, quit freakin about the HDMI buttons. Maybe it was 6yrs ago, IDK & IDC
D0cH0lliday
Maybe it was 6 years ago, maybe it was last week. He can't be held accountable for these kinds of things. Lay off jeesh.
kittybuttwiggle
And here I was thinking that remote looks ancient.
SanSamis
Oh, you better care, OP. There are Imgurians who will HUNT. YOU. DOWN. over a serious error like this!
Efreeti
What error?
SanSamis
yorkie62
You'll give the boy a complex.
KyleShankland
OP you have the same TV I do!!!! Its a Pioneer... But mine is starting to not work right :(
Obbzy
How long was the remote lost for? Jk man, you take really good care of your stuff if it just now peeled up.
MichaelBay
I will track you down and make explosions in it. Yeah, maybe I'll film it! Be prepared!
bashmuttons
hey bro, my awesome Toshiba CRT TV had HDMI inputs in 2005. I felt so smug like 5 years later.
Youreallythinkitmatterseddie
FWIW I bought mine in 2007 and they stoped making them within a year of that. It's a 60" 720p. Came with a 2nd smaller remote for casuals.
MrDragonfyr
Emo
IgnatiusJReilly2601
This comment says so much about this site.
valeriesghost
It really does, doesn't it
PunkassUnicorn
SO IT ISN'T 8 YEARS IS IT??
!!
WhoIsTheDodie
Dont worry about it. I sold flat screen hd tvs at sears back in 2003. They were up to $10k
Max209
hahaha yeah, good old nonlcd flat screen HDTVs.... not really though, they sucked... replaced finally with ledlcd, and it is so much better!
WhoIsTheDodie
they really sucked. but they were soo cool. and made everyone tons in commissions
valeriesghost
24 points, that should just about do it...
infiniteblaze
Looks like a Sony remote. Amirite?
valeriesghost
Nope. Panasonic.
valeriesghost
Shit. I meant pioneer, not Panasonic.
Youreallythinkitmatterseddie
You (and I) have a pioneer tv.
valeriesghost
We do. I said Panasonic earlier, I was at work and couldn't remember. I'm sure I'll pay for my mistake. IMGUR likes to punish inaccuracies.
ProbablyNotMegatron
My vagina would be wet
TheNeo0z
6700. get rekt
wartoaster
I could HEAR it in my head op. Take 6p
TheBlackxRanger
#4,850. There you go
brightland9
I've unwrapped 250 brand new Nexus 7s. I have 300 left to do.
Daddy3Leggs
How can you still have your remote after 8 fucking yeaaaars!!!!
ThatOneGuyThatSaysThatOneThing
I do not understand this comment and thread of replies at all.
valeriesghost
When I checked on it that's what it had, which is about what I've gotten for every other post I've ever done
GameOfJabronis
front page op, congrats
valeriesghost
Thanks
maybeaforestheartambassador
You are welcome
Whateverthehellyouwant
I bet you were glad you were patient. Almost 1,500 points now.
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
I'm ashamed to admit that oddly turned me on.
hashed4mashed
Make that 2432
TheGuywithTehHat
valeriesghost
Cool, I didn't realize it had hit that mark. Thanks for pointing it out :)
ALLOFTHEBACON
368 by my vote
9thDr
911
MyDogJake
I used to install aluminum siding. I got to unwrap a WHOLE FREAKING BUILDING!
nippleslapper
YOU LUCKY MOTHER FUCKER
valeriesghost
I would be so dehydrated from the loss of bodily fluids...
MyDogJake
lol. my cover-alls were filthy. on the inside.
belselk77
Had to throw them out I'm sure.
barnwolf
You know the stuff they wrap the houses in is supposed to stay up under the siding, it's like a humidity seal something. :)
MyDogJake
The plastic I removed was to protect the siding. It wasn't vapour barrier.
OldSchoolNewRules
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/742/sweetjesus.jpg
Chevellefreak90
TIL i need to get laid
mocheeka
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
Ididntwantthis
Aluminium.
imnotwearingaponcho
I came
bahamutlives
I just jizzed in my pants for you
kimmmmmay
that is the sexiest thing you can ever say
JohnTheRipper
you lucky fucker. we NEVER did aluminum siding. Out of 6 years of doing it? once. Everything else was vinyl. tore off alot of aluminum tho.
nation543
i'm gonna post an unwrapping thing. and i'm gonna do it right: as a gif.
dlite
DO IT
andyonetime
Try doing signs and truck lettering. I peel vinyl all day eurry day.
grichen93
You gloaty, bitch!!!
SaintMaceToTheFace
Iv done 20/10 stainless steel sheets
notsureillfitinbutitsfunnyanyway
Me too! I understand the pleasure. Not nearly as satisfying with steel. It sticks to the metal and tears off in little pieces. I hate that.
MyDogJake
I know what you mean. That is the exact opposite sensation.
Efreeti
You filthy slut!
sloppybear
I am extremely too jealous of you
DeathMaker900
seems really wasteful.....
BigCloggyPoos
FREAKING PERFECT!!
TheHappyCanadian
I bend sheets of aluminum, I peel off plastic strips that are 4 by 10 feet
MyDogJake
AL13?
TheHappyCanadian
nope, Aluminum 5052-H32 mill, clear, bronze, black anodize
MyDogJake
nice. where in Canada?
TheHappyCanadian
Vancouver, BC
K1rjAv4
Gonna need pics
NIC0LANGEL0
I think you still have orgasms to this day.
Abso
http://youtu.be/ilFgvGBdGBs
regularhooligan
So I forgot to turn it down when I played this in private with my family....
acme64
we call them aftercocks
liliputian7
this should not be funny
hencethequeef
You made me snort in a very unladylike fashion.
acme64
hence the queef?
theonetheonlyDEKUMASK
So. . . You single?