throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
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Honestly amazed she isn't bald. Have had to cut the hair out numerous times since she's lived here.
Apr 11, 2017 11:13 AM
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
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Honestly amazed she isn't bald. Have had to cut the hair out numerous times since she's lived here.
igobeder
Is her name Chewbaca?
Iamthedanis
When I moved out of my last apartment, my former roomie vacuumed my room and said there was enough hair to make a wig.
DoubleDeezNutsDeliciousLikePeanutButter
I expect to see a picture of her for RHM based on the looks of your vacuum.
Stackalee
Her summer coat must be coming in.
PhiIIipJFry
I have long hair for the first time in my life. About a day after I vacuum my room it's covered in hair again. So much hair.
Mccorny
Dyson with death
kissmyash
What woman with long hair does not understand the need to clean these out.. that and the shower drain
MantisTobagganMD
I wonder how Dyson feels about you referring to their product as a Hoover....
ChloeRed
He doesn't like it, it's come up before...
delbow
Watch out the hair will get caught in the bearings on the spool causing them to lock up then chew through the plastic housing.
nibble5
Up vote - I know your pain brother
tentaclefriendly
As Somebody with long hair I know this struggle
regnulify
I have a wife, 2 daughters and 2 dogs. I'm practically bald. Guess who fixes the vacuum?
nowitsshowtime
I've unclogged the drain 2 times since she moved in. I've lived here 8 years and never had a clog before that.
tootscootinboogie
Get one of those mesh drain traps. It's saved me from having to do that anymore. I have thick hair that likes to shed in the shower.
nowitsshowtime
Yeah but I already have buzzers for my beard, so a close haircut would be free
peridotite
A seam ripper really helps getting the hair out, but that looks pretty thick so scissors are probably the way to go.
Datsinginguy
Why am I the only one who cleans the hairballs from the shower drains... and I'm bald???
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
Oh the awful irony you live my friend. Feel your pain.
magneticgumby
I hear ya. Roommate claimed small hairs around sink weren't his...I hadn't shaved in a year at that point.
RogerSmithsAlterEgoNumber30238
Sure she's not hiding a dog?
tomatoboy
Yeah that does look like Golden Retriever fur.
BringBackTheQUACK
Op's girlfriend is a bitch. There's no hiding it. Lol
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
Unfortunately not, that is just my partners. She does have a shiney coat though doesn't she.
Zombeavers
My husband always complains about my hair getting all in his clothes and wrapped around his weiner
LostLadyTX
Yep we shed sorry guys
sentientseven
As a married metalhead you don't want to see our showerdrain.
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
Is it a crazy drain?
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
No need for a drain to get that way. You and your wife are the unforgiven 2.
sentientseven
angrybeards
I get hairballweeds tumbling through my halls every other day.. and the horrors that lurk in the shower train, it's like Cousin It was there
ellavator
I call them tumbleweaves
morkorson
I know your pain, have 3 daughters and wife and my life is a cycle of drain shaving and hoover trimming, it's gross.
HarryHobo97
Live in a house of 5 females. I feel your pain, friend
Sefforia
Nothing is sexier than a man who will remove the hair from my vacuum and shower drain. /swoon
AquaCrusher
I_said...............................................................................................................................bitchhh
Twinklepot
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
God I wish she looked at me the way Dave looks as me in this gif.
WurstKaeseSzenario
I know that haircut. Your Hoover wants to speak to the manager.
BarkyMcWoofBork
It's made by Dyson, not Hoover....
GerberLegalTeam
In England Hoover is a generic term for vacuum. OPcalled it Hoover, maybe ok is english.
JRHNBR
Oh how proud i am to be american :/ i like to believe im not as ignorant as the majority though
SnepInTime
Oh come on! Our national IQ average is at least drinking age.
whopper68
I could have done without the coffee spat all over my computer due to me laughing at this comment, dick.
TheDickofDestiny
You called?
whopper68
This kinda service is what keeps me here...
TheDickofDestiny
bajr
I'm a guy with long hair, the pain is real. Vacuum cleaners, shower drains, waking up with it wrapped around my neck...
ProductivityCanSuckIt
Technically, by cleaning the vaccum cleaner you become the vaccum cleaner.
Bassaker
that some zen shit right here, obiwan productivitycansuckit
azarlea
frougz
vodathan
*hoover cleaner
Psurprise
Wouldn't it be a vacuum cleaner cleaner?
ashgrave
You should see the walls of my shower
RedWingsofSteel
I'm the messiest person alive, and even I wipe my hair off the walls to throw it away after my shower.
rubbarz
You should see the drain too.
ThurmanFeet
GF actually refuses to unclog disgusting drain that is her fault, that's the worst part about it!
a07joshuajj
i take the hair that accumulates in the bath drain and put it atop her assorted make-up that's strewn across the bathroom sink.
ashgrave
And wrapped around my toothbrush
Deceiver74
I was completely unaware that women do this and it scared the shit out of me the first time I saw it haha!
poopieprincess
Ew
ItsTheFuckingTruthSoShutIt
BetterLateThanPregnant1984
She should take them off after she's done showering! What a monster
AllAboutButtons
Why don't all y'all just put it in the garbage after your shower? Always works for me.
Narushima
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1j5z0TDgC1r1f9rno1_500.gif
LittlePinkAnimal
Oh my god, thank you! I just always assumed my girlfriend was a weirdo.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
The struggle is real
BetterLateThanPregnant1984
Word
GaryMcDonald
I can't really relate with the shower thing. My fiancé takes her hair off the walls so it doesn't get stuck there or in the drain.
fuckinnootnoot
You marry that women!
GaryMcDonald
(Don't tell her, but I'm ring shopping already) I'm actually super excited
AngelsinmyMouthfield
Mine does the same thing. Seems simple enough. Who are these dudes gettin with? SAVAGES!?
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
Thank you. I would never leave it on the wall. Straight to the garbage every time.
GaryMcDonald
That's exactly what she does. Straight to the trash
TheDreaded1
That's a hell of a pickup line!
Kaiolas
I am girl living with a male roommate, his hair and beard hair cover more surface in the bathroom than my hair.
AdelineThatsMeYo
I know! My boyfriend leaves his beard trimmings in and around the sink.
Kaiolas
How hard is it to run the water and rinse it down ?
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
Oh I can relate to that also.
kittykat
Is this your girlfriend or roommate? Either way, sounds like you need to discuss cleaning up after yourselves and fairly splitting chores.
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
Girlfriend. Where did you get this info that we don't clean up after ourselves or equally split chores?
jbulldozer
o0Tektite0o
Random Fact: A human body loses ca. 80 hairs a day.
Millillion
I feel like I lose twice that on my head alone daily.
ChemicalPorpoise
Can you also explain why they keep ending up in my ass crack?
iAmLordBeer
I think my average has increased since I turned 30.
TheGradStudent
I think all my hair will be gone by 25.... :P
AllTheGoodOnesWereAlreadyTaken
What if you're not in California or Canada?
AllTheGoodOnesWereAlreadyTaken
How many hairs a day is that in US hairs?
Poopoopeepeevagina
Why can't I lose that many hairs on my ass
jimminycrocket12
glad I am not the only one with a super hairy ass
27yoUGLYvirgin
As someone with a not super hairy ass, maybe you do lose that many on tour ass! You just grow back even more!
JhericFury
I mean, you might, but if the follicles are still healthy, they just grow back
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
That would explain a lot. Crazy to think that the grow back rate must have to compensate for those 80 hairs.
o0Tektite0o
Yes...it sounds like much, but these are hairs from the whole body. The tiny ones on the arms and legs aswell.
27yoUGLYvirgin
That's not true, why is this getting upvotes. The head alone loses 80-150 a day. Other hair has a completely different growth rate.
o0Tektite0o
I've read an article about, saying that the whole body loses 20-200 hairs a day. They didn't talk just about the head. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
JamesAHarrod
Now f I lost that many from just my ass and back I'd be happy
PolarHailStorm
You really wouldn't. They serve a purpose.
WeaponizedChlamydia
and that is ?
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
Aww, that's not as impressive as I thought. Pictured sayian level of hair change.
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Pretty sure I lose 80 eyebrow hairs a day but find them again in my Fucking eye
IAmTheDarkMermaid
Girl with long hair here: I take an extra step to prevent this. I use a tough, bristle scrub/brush and go over the main areas of the 1/2
LibDollar
I use a rake for mine
derpaderps
Running shoes work well also, looks silly but you can do while standing!
NATA5
I use a wire dog hair brush and that seems to work very well too.
IAmTheDarkMermaid
Carpet with it then vaccuum. It saves you having to give your vaccuum a haircut. With a Dyson its a pain in the ass to cut all that hair 2/2
HsuDoNihm
This, 'cept I'm a dude. And double on the Dyson.
Princess0fCats
I have a Dyson. It's cake to cut hair out. You know you can take out the brush thing, right?
Princess0fCats
I use a seam ripper. Takes less than a minute.
spiderqueendemon
I do, too! That or a linoleum knife if my mom and sister have visited.
spiderqueendemon
We're violently longhaired. We have killed vacuums.
pakichtu
Oh! Thanks for the tip!