9/20/19: The Area 51 Massacre

Jul 16, 2019 3:49 AM

carlosluhmann

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Please excuse the low quality images and enjoy the show ( ;

Front page edit: This is obviously total fantasy my friends... all jokes aside, please refrain from actually participating in this silly event. Bad idea... the United States Military is not to be trifled with and doesn't deserve to actually have the people they're trying to protect pull this stunt in reality.

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6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 2

#48 GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Todd "it just works" Howard was a nice touch. v

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That was actually pretty god damned entertaining.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here come the reinforcements v

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a wild ride

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Wow this was unfunny

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I cringed so hard that I collapsed into a black hole. This is fucking atrocious.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

@op now I'm following you for more of these delicious goods

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I liked this meme for a few days but its starting to feel like its run its course well premature of the event date.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As someone who is older than 14 I find this joke pretty played out already. I will let you kids have your fun though I guess...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Let’s bomb the fucking nerds!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

loved Shaggy.. brilliant

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to know how it ends.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You have to wait till the 20th of September

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More please!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is art.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So what does William Wallace yell before running into battle at Area 51?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FAAAAANDOOOMMMM!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They'll take our lives but never take our memes?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They may take our lives but they'll never take our loli anime body pillows.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You depict this as if it is going to be a battle.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well obviously the government isn’t going to just hand over the secrets to gravity technology without a fight

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago (deleted Jul 17, 2019 3:54 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I’m pretty positive my comment was also not too serious.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We're going to start dying ironically over memes aren't we

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

The memeist meme of all memes

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Live by the meme,...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... die in a hail of bullets

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is gold

6 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 2

Better than gold.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a post

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6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That was a ride, thanks.

6 years ago | Likes 509 Dislikes 2

Like, I want to say I was ready but...I wasnt ready.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Holy moly, now I'm thinking of going, what's the closest airport? Fuckit, lets carpool, life is boring anyway, aliens would be great.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what she said

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not to you though.

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6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Twitter decides what is allowed to trend.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sauce

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hadn't heard this. Thus your comment holds some water. +1

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have a secret weapon.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Florida here. Count us in!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Make sure to bring as much flakka as you can carry, don't forget to tie the alligators to your golf carts.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meth, flakka, alligator, water moccasins, 4x4 gas powered golf carts.... I miss anything?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just some heavily tattooed amputees and a couple of bikini midgets, i'll bring a bunch of rowdy vikings from Sweden, we got this fam.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And Kyles... god damnit how could I have forgotten the Kyle's. We have one of the nation's largest natural herds right in Tampa.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0