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Jul 8, 2016 3:25 PM
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initialdave
Yeah, but your shift starts at noon.
OrganizedChaos19
ImJustinSane
I love that he used "yet"! Way to stay positive.
DarthFutuza
*excitedly scrolls immediately to the bad comment section*
Arksstuff
Read it as "haven't killed any minotaurs yet"
bundleofwoodensticks
We leave that to the national guard
realmdweller
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
But .. but .... it's foreigner friday.... go after the illegals
bundleofwoodensticks
Nirnias
"yet"
DeLadiesMan
Optimal word here.
theritz22
"Canadians"
UVBNAXED
Ha! I say that too
QuantumEntangler
The day is young
ISayRandomThings
Thank you for your service.
bundleofwoodensticks
Only a cop for the sake of the joke. You can share your gratitude with the real heroes at nationalcops.org or similar charities.
momoe231
Posts like this sucks a lil bit of life out of me, and makes me lose hope in humanity :(
bradshaw00
That stuff is stupid. Sorry for being a downer but 5 cops were killed because two cops were racist bastards what about the other cops. Sorry
pattermerchant
KeeperOfTHEGIF
Wellalright09
I was looking for this one
kamosey
What's the count on the non minorities?
ThatWierdOne
Could you put me in cuff and rough house me a bit
DamnThursdays
Get back to work, you've got a quota to meet.
CardboardCrusader
Joke so dark it ended up with 6 warning shots in the back.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
15 now. Semi-auto magazines and all.
Mrwahwah1
I'm showering rn because of that comment.
Koshunae
While pinned down because STOP RESISTING
IneigiTsukuyomi
I love cops. I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I do.
webrakefornobody
DonnieHDabney
Shenanigans!
nclu
I feel like this classic did a hell of a job humanizing police officers. "I could have a beer with them."
JonnyTHM
I dated a girl whose dad was a cop. His favorite show was Reno 911 because he knew cops that were like that. Though not a whole station.
ClemantTheGymLeader
They're making a second one :D
Bobwithglasses
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME!!!
Denamic
Shit, dude, you're gonna miss your quota
TheGiggityGuy
plastikman
BUT HOW MANY POKEMON HAVE YOU CAUGHT!?
CthulhuPanda
The only one asking the important questions. +1 for you.
justthereceptionist
Be safe out there OP shit is getting out of hand
bundleofwoodensticks
Only a cop for the sake of the joke. You can share your gratitude with the real heroes at nationalcops.org or similar charities.
R3tr0P0tat0
I get that this is a joke and I do find it funny, but timing, dude... Timing.
KeeleonOhms
It's a joke because of the timing. How many cops DON'T ever kill a minority ever. But "fuck all police", right?
g0st
Not really a "fuck all police" thing to not find this funny at the moment. I get it, but go watch the 2 videos then come read the joke again
KeeleonOhms
On the surface at least one is a total tragedy, and a severe duck up in the least. It's common to use humor to deal with tragedy.
gangstanick
Fuck most police
ARandomHelljumper
Username checks out, as does the lack of empathy or personal responsibility associated with it.
gangstanick
I got my username from an anime,not an actual gangster,fuck a small amount police then
areyouonwifi
How many donuts have you eaten? Also, thank you for your service.
bundleofwoodensticks
Only a cop for the sake of the joke. You can share your gratitude with the real heroes at nationalcops.org or similar charities.
MiniSpec
lol "service"
revenga69
I'm genuinely curious, why do some people thank cops for their service?
xkr73
out of? And how God-damned annoying that was? The police do that every single fucking day. They deal with Chads. And worse. So thank [3]
illpickausernamelater
Because they deal with assholes like you and I on a daily basis.
ARandomHelljumper
It's a much more dangerous and stressful job here in the US than in some other areas.
xkr73
You remember those times you and your buddies went "hell naw, I ain't dealing with him tonight"? and all the shit you had to get him[2]
xkr73
a cop. Besides, it costs nothing to be a decent fucking person. [4]
xkr73
Remember your drunk friend Chad from college/university? You know the guy, always hitting it way too hard, doing crazy shit? [1]
LatchHookRug
Shifts are mostly boring, with episodes of high stress. Long hours, lots of people hate you, and it's dangerous, So much responsibility.
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areyouonwifi
Go somewhere else with your hate speech bro.
hamsamech
If an unarmed straight white guy is killed by a black cop you would be the guy to praise him. No one likes you so just leave this website.
Omadome
I am here to seek your approval.
hamsamech
Approval not needed. Go change the world with your own ideas because you are great. :)
UVBNAXED
Keep your head on a swivel. These animals are hunting LEO. Be safe, be smart, and thank you for your service.
ImgurMontoya
Why is this downvoted? Do people really hate the police that much?
UVBNAXED
I guess so. Whatever, I support our law officers, and I'm proud to know the officers that I do. I do what I can to support them.
Dingus2
Maybe "these animals" isn't a good choice of words.
ARandomHelljumper
Honestly, if they can't acknowledge that cops are humans and not evil pigs, and judging by their intellect, I'm not sure what else remains.
ARandomHelljumper
Talking about vocal extremists/thugs here, wanted to clarify.
Dingus2
Yeah.... Now you're getting it.
trinxter
You also have to stay alive yourself to win at this game :-)
zflazeda
The odds are in his favor
ImgurMontoya
I don't know, a cop is 18 times more likely to be killed by a black man than a black man is to be killed by a cop. It's stacked against him
zflazeda
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