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It's me
I think this might belong here
All of us every other day
@SamaSar I needed to give you credit for this somewhere because it made me crylaugh in public, so... *lifts glass*
If you know, you know
Not my dog but still tax deductible I believe
ruferto
#10 you betcha i'm gonna once i'm sure i dont wanna buy anything else
Solkanarmy
#9 apple sauce? what?
Ch3mis7
#23 I would definitely watch that movie, but it must have Forest Whitaker in it.
bongles
Oh fuck, half price garlic butter bacon burger?!
Wrenfield
#30 That feeling when you try to make a smart-sounding meme and you can't stick the landing by misspelling one of the last two words.
d00kiebird
#2 maybe just be honest so you don't mislead them with false hopes and stunt their development
IraqiWalker
#6 Gas stations sell dick pills? Cuz that sounds like the sketchiest fucking thing ever
turdfuerguson
#10 “FOOL DOCTOR DOOM TOOTS AS HE PLEASES!”
TheDresden
#10 But how will I know if it works?
Macsween
That Goofy Movie pizza had no right looking that good
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
#22 Donnie was dead the whole time
AFistfulOfDollHairs
That aioli doesn’t have any oil either
Scrotality
Or garlic.
Erotes
#26 Ok.... But how did he respond? Accept? Decline? Tentative? Propose new time?
skooksies
I'm RSVPing yes
IncrediRis
ah man, what about that pizza from aristocats? mmmmm
skooksies
How dare you stir these echoes in my brain
kraeftig
#34 'wait really?' "Yeah you want a private showing?"
SuitcaseJefferson
This is why I come here, thank you for your service.
EroticZombiePants
#15 Old Man Brady had a senior moment.
droopysac
super solid dump
daveisamonster
I usually quit halfway through but I finished
DeliveryBoyPhillipJFry
You need more fiber.
bstack1994
#23 please make this an actual movie. I would actually pay to see it! ????
ZanaFromMars
#20 this is the "India instead of Indiana" guy!
FakeBanditHat
GoFukYourself1390
Is skqeezy jibbs the guy that accidentally went to India instead of indiana?
Beedger
Yeah
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
bstack1994
#45 God she looks even worse in a still shot. This is Matilda, correct?
bstack1994
I do not mean the little girl I just mean this is from Matilda.
eisbaerBorealis
Yeah, Miss Trunchbull.
bstack1994
Thank you.
thereisnohurry
Excellent dump, OP.
RickTheMarshallSelke
I've never witnessed Will Smith drop the f bomb. Unless I missed something.
Senninriki
I feel bad for Will at the moment, messed around by his wife, his kid is an idiot and he's such a nice guy he doesn't want to fight it.
nicoleaut
I tried to find it. Couldn't except in meme form
reverendunk
As far as I can tell, *that* Will Smith isn't on twitter. @WillSmith is some white dude. But he definitely says fuck in Bad Boys II.
JaromirAzarov
#7: I hate this fucking shit with a passion!
cSparkleTraveler
Same! I feel stood before I don’t know the answer! No... wait...I am stupid.
JackprotYaDingus
I expected the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this...that John Denver's full of shit man.
UnderseaYeti
"Hey dad? Who's John Denver? Imgur says he was a singer. What was his last hit?" Dad: "The ground."
fisher11111robert3
What weighs 8lbs and won't be getting plucked at Christmas? John Denver's guitar.
EroticZombiePants
Apparently the Rocky Mountains are better when you are high.
Bugguts1957
Was that not explained in the title? Rocky Mountain High
LatteToTheParty
njessup1992
John Denver was an expert in exactly how rocky those mountains are.
mikanskittles
Oof
mikanskittles
I remembered he died in a plane crash and thought this was a reference to that, but it turns out it was on the west coast so not that
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
He crashed into the ocean
Drewcifer70
West Virginia isn't as great as he makes it sound. Some of it, absolutely
d00kiebird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-HU5Cc7IVE
JackprotYaDingus
Isn't the story that he had never actually even been to WV when he wrote the song?
ilasid
WVA is beautiful. Spent summers there when young.
anjeleyezjr
I have never, in real life, heard anyone call it criss cross apple sauce.
IncaRose
Alti-palti!!
HumansAreAliensToFish
I was a lifeguard at a popular water park 10 years ago: we had to call it that or cross legged or else we could be written up
sugarshack628
I was a preschool teacher for 10 years. It was always cross cross applesauce. But that was the first time i had heard it...
bstack1994
Really? They use it in elementary school all the time.
Skerby52
It's mostly referred to as "sitting indigenous people style"
SpoonyBarding
Not since I was a tiny lad...
Tekktokk
hello fellow old person
wozat
How about C&C Music Factory Apple Sauce?
McEgirl4
Where I grew up, It was part of an elimination rhyme (like eeny, meany, miney, mo) and was mot describing sitting cross-legged.
tootsie87
It's really a teacher term
byerss
Damn. I’m 35 and they called it that when I was in preschool. Must be a regional thing.
Davedavedavedavedave
Must not have had a kindergartener.
bstack1994
Must not have been one either. ?
SteepedGardenMrsChen
somebodythatyouusetoknow
It was just "cross your legs" when I was a kid. My kids call it cross cross apple sauce now. Learned in kindergarten.
mememan19
I've never heard it called anything else in person, I've seen other names online though
HeartsAndStars
Crisscross applesauce, back straight chocolate cake, hands in lap ginger snap, mouth closed, on my rear root beer, lips zipped coolwhip
HeartsAndStars
Rhyme we use for circle time. Rhymes help with transitions, encourage autonomy, and instill the comfort of a routine
HeartsAndStars
Early learning education seems foreign to non-teachers. There's so much psychology to it. It's fatiguing tbh
ThatGuyInTheBackgroundIsHere
I was told it’s bc Indian style is not pc
anjeleyezjr
Most people used cross legged these days. Least, where I am.
cornzilla
For me in pre k thru 2nd was criss cross apple sauce then just we were told to sit on the floor and they didn't really give a shit how.
chelzajo
Neither. I assume it’s supposed to rhyme? Where I come from it does not rhyme.
tinytrashcan
What does it sound like then?
chelzajo
It sounds like a bunch of words that do not rhyme. I don’t know what else you want me to say. ?
tinytrashcan
Do you say “sas” or “soos” or something?
chelzajo
Sauce rhymes with horse where I come from.
drGrafenberg
Tailor position.
skooksies
Why tailor position??
MBdub210
Because that’s how tailors used to sit.
appleporpoise
They would sit this way to sew apparently
anjeleyezjr
I've always heard it as cross legged or indian style.
SlamdogKillionaire
Shamwowser
People don't understand the sarcasm tag do they?
Kieralynh
I mean yes it’s racist but I can’t help if, as a child, adults around me called it Indian style. Obvs I don’t say it as an adult now.
Itslukus
Then why did you? Huh... why?
NobelDynamite
I tried to change to Native American style but then I kept just thinking “Gangnam Style” so no ima give indigenous people style a shot.
AnythingMuchShorter
Teachers and moms do it and it annoys me because what the fuck does the apple sauce part even mean?
HeartsAndStars
It's the PC way of saying Indian style. As a PS teacher that's cool, but like, *shrug*, not a hill to die on.
steampoweredpanda
It just rhymes ??♀️
Ezzybells
How do cross and sauce rhyme? Unless you have sone weird accent.
Ezzybells
Ok so I just googled sauce pronunciation and compared American to British. Totes different. Us Aussies say it like the Brits.
Lifk
For me it doesnt rhyme as well but its because i pronounce sauce with a french accent. Because im french.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
The hell? they absolutely rhyme lol
Ezzybells
So you're telling me force and boss rhyme? Because that's how I pronounce sauce and cross.
Ezzybells
Apparently some of you do have weird accents. Well to Australians it doesn't rhyme. Cross is like boss and sauce is like course or force.
Ezzybells
You telling me force and boss rhyme?
tinytrashcan
How do they not rhyme? Cross rhymes with the name Ross, then put an S instead of the R on Ross, you’ve got sauce. Cross=Ross=Sauce=Moss=Boss
Ezzybells
Dude do you seriously pronounce sauce like soss? Bwahahahaha. Like I said, weird accent.
skooksies
What do you call it instead?
Hammerpus
What's worse: Indian style or native American style?
cerpintaxt475
Cross-legged
SlamdogKillionaire
“Well I tried. Gonna put my legs straight and lean back on my hands.”
amp99
"The most efficient way to make your feet fall asleep and also make your ankle bones ache."
cornzilla
We called it criss cross apple sauce. And ding dong ditch was nicky nicky nine doors until I got to tx.
skooksies
I dont know what either one of those are
ilasid
Never heard ding dong ditch til I moved to CA. We had a very bad (now inappropriate) name for it in Maryland in the 70s.
Anwinity
We called it ding dong ditch in NJ, but I'm curious about the 70s Maryland name for it
ilasid
I replied in a comment below...
skooksies
Well dont leave us hanging
ilasid
Ni***r Knocking. Must be from previous generations. Makes me cringe now.
nevetsx
Opposed knees cheddar cheese.
maltwaterhopsyeast
Tekktokk
I call bs
nevetsx
AninOnin
Weird name for criss cross applesauce
WhereHaveAllTheUsernamesGone2
Cross them legs, scrambled eggs
PoopSammich
WELP, I have a new name for it now
Itslukus
You mean you already havent you're whole life, like us?
PoopSammich
it USED (until like 3 hours ago) to be criss cross applesauce haha
Watersample
It was sitting "Indian style" for me growing up.
Watersample
I would also like to add that Native Americans were highly respected and taught as such in my schools, 1980's.
grantplant
I don't think we're allowed to say that anymore
SirSage
Yes but someone asked a question and this is the answer.
Trentski
That anymore!
Watersample
We can barely say anything anymore without someone getting offended, even if there's no ill intent.
HopelessNecr0mantic
Your definition of allowed is a bit askew. U arent gonna go to jail or anything, we just are "allowed" to view u as an asshole. Yay 1st amdt
LeroyShabazAli
I remember my mom saying that after saying some racist ass shit. Now I am thinking it as well. Scares me. Gotta change with the times.
Watersample
Case in point