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AndytheDorkPunkGotBanned
How much the teacher get pay, am wonder!
ChErRyPOPPINSaf
well one of them looks interested in the lesson the other looks interested in attacking the fireman.
cupcakealliiiiiii
He's backed up against a fucking wall. Steel balls
wolfghost666
Great their evolving, soooo great.
unshartedterritory
Learning some hisssstory and sssscienssse.
MrBatata
Lesson 1: boots
AceOfNines
Why not teach some BIG ones, ya pussy?
PloppyFenis
Dangle Noodle U
MrPredator
"Sssteve?" , "Yea, Ssstephen?" -Steve, "You writing thisss down?" -Stephen , "Yea, I'm -- fuck you, I'm not. I have no armsss." -Steve.
otterlyadorables
Ssssseriously though background on why the fuck this guy is just chillin with these nope ropes?
palelegionnaire1204
Finally, someone gets it: don't teach people to avoid snakists, teach snakists to stop snaking people!
Tinkeringwithforces
Context, there must be, somewhere. How do they type?
Paaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh
Didn't know cobras even got that big
CrimsonReaper1985
I can't decide whether that guy is incredibly brave or immensely stupid.
cgimw
He's teaching Python.
banz111
Or CORBA (if you're dyslexic)
asimplecrusader
That moment when you realize cobras are fucking huge
Subsound
Classsss dissssmissssssed
JDominic94
Learning Phyton
VultureTX
I'll have you know, the Cobra Kai school evidently teaches more than just karate kid.
nolandahoy
Back to school, back to school, to prove to Jafar I'm not a fool
ashmenon
Malaysian on imgur!
cptwott
"Sooo... Listen up. This is what Slytherin stands for."
Macksiiie
"Can any of you answer?" Snake 1 Don't ssstrike the human? Teach: "That's right good job" Snake 2 "Fucking way to Sssssell out. Sssteve"
Hellzilla
Title +1
Cnogs
Fuck those things are big - firefighters wife probably
HufflePuffPuffPass21
Looks like the Chamber of Secrets has been opened again.
whoknowswhoitis
Soon to be the Chamber of Knowledge
OnceDuval
Goddammit Ginnie!!!
ThunderPandamonium
After the end of the Slytherin line, the basilisks decided to get an education and switch careers
Xentherida
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
DaMackies
Can we talk about his uniform? Is that the camo you wear when you need to hide in a forest fire?
nextgenpants
Hahah +1 But I think in reality they're useful in areas with more red clay sort of soil.
nclu
If that's a firefighter's uniform then those are firehoses on the first day of school.
HungryForTacos1258
Huh, a fireman in camo. It's never occurred to me to sneak up on a fire.
Shoelebubba
You know how tigers are mainly black and orange but somehow manage to camo in a forest?
ashmenon
Am Malaysian, can confirm, it's fire camo. Because when you're in a burning building looking for survivors, you DON'T want to be seen.
thebestimgurian
that's the camo you wear when you teach stuff to king cobra's
MadamPuddifoot
That's not how you make words plural.
thebestimgurian
sorry English is not my first language ! 's
lizzlemcbizzle
I always forget how fucking huge Cobras are fuck dude nuh uh.
GeneticDfect
Can confirm. Seen one at the zoo Tuesday. It has now invaded my nightmares.
GoogleFucker
Yeah, I used to think they were maybe 2-3ft long max. Then I saw one. Now I understand my mom's paralyzing fear of snakes
duckshooter
Wait till you see my anaconda *tips fedora*
wherearetheavos
We get some called Cape Cobras and they aren't anywhere near this big. But they'll still send you to hospital!
SmellOfMonkey
Damn, those're huge ass nope ropes
SanKa13
Only king cobras ! They're the largest venomous snakes
Whydidsiriusblackhavetodie
Longest I think. They're not that big but they can get pretty long
SanKa13
Yeah I meant that, thnx
Whydidsiriusblackhavetodie
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