This Went Exactly As I Expected

Jan 23, 2018 8:25 PM

HorseHeadMonster

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I'll be they eat tide pods too.
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Normally I would say "natural selection" but since they could have set other people's stuff on fire, fuck these guys

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I honestly want to find out how they thought this would have turned out.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

there are more environment friendly ways of setting your self on fire than spilling gasoline in the park.... dang kids

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You just can't make this stuff up.... Especially when there is video proof.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

....One idiot at a time...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Fuck! Fire is HOT!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did he do a fucking front flip after jumping off the rock?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sadly, he lived.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I don't understand what they thought was going to happen...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These aren't physicists. They're imbeciles.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What even WERE they trying to do? Ride down the flames on the skateboard?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How’s the rock doing?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It ran the other way.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here’s your sign...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The 90s called, can't remember the message I'm old now

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No water hose? For real?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Water would have had a dubious effect on gasoline

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What could go right?

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Everything or nothing. That's a 50% chance it'll be totally sick dude!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

stupid people are stupid

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do they not teach stop, drop, and roll anymore? They talked about it so much growing up, I figured I would be catching on fire all the time!

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I doubt it would help at all with your pants soaked in gas. You're only smothering one side at a time, and it'll relight as you roll.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WIthout a wet blanket to smother it,rolling is useless as hes smothered in gas. Fastest way to get out of the flame is to take the pants off

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does this look like the kind of kid who ever paid attention to an adult?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 2

Is this from Gangs of New York?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Liar Liar!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh you. +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's this trick called?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Burn your Unit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darwinism.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Flame Out Boy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flaming Mo-ron.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

liar liar pants on fire

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

TIL you can't run away from your own burning pants

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

A guy at my highschool who tried to stamp out an alcohol fire learned a similar lesson.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure you can. Never give up!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best comment!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 2

My friend is wondering what this is from?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In living color. 90's tv show. Fire marshall Bill was one of Jim Carrey's characters on the show

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WTF was the plan here? What did he think was going to happen? "I'll douse you in gasoline and set you on fire." "Okay. OH GOD I'M ON FIRE!"

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

People routinely underestimate how hot fire is by proximity. Yes, the pants are fireproof; your torso will still cook just fine.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was fine with being on fire generally, but just not THAT on fire.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

"There is a limit to the amount of fire I me prepared to be on, and this has surpassed it"

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

fire proof pants, wanted a cool video of skateboarding through fire whilst on fire, but forgot fireproof shoes, shirt, hat, and other bits

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you sure they aren't just snow pants? And good point on the shoes, the fire on his shoes would go up the inside of the pants.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they either are, or like, the pants of a fireman's uniform

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fire resistant. Everything will burn if it gets hot enough.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well thats the thing, they thought it was fireproof, but these guys don't seem like material science majors

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dude in the hat with the skateboard is a big liar.

8 years ago | Likes 239 Dislikes 1

....wash your face in dirty water

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Took me a minute. Upvote is my high five.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

A phony. A big fat phony.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oooooohhh now I get it. Ha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He forgot stop , drop and roll. he did remember run around on fire.

8 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 1

With as long as it took him to get his pants off he could have finished the trick

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

having been caught on fire before... It was difficult to think that clearly.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

As another person who has been on fire, stop drop and roll is the last thing you think of. Run and scream is #1.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That wouldn't work with something like gas unless there is zero oxygen. Best best was to remove pants

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That fire wasn't going out until it ran out of fuel

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bingo

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He rolled at one point. It was more of a summersault

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Stop, drop, and somersault

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizzaed when he shoulda frenchfried.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Of all the retarded things I’ve seen today. This is the most retarded.

8 years ago | Likes 588 Dislikes 8

Hold my beer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed mate

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not say "Retardiest"?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That would be retarded.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how about how?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Retardatist

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad they weren't retardant.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Kudos for having a friend literally willing to jump onto a fire to help him though.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That’s because you’ve not seen me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay but have you considered

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

You do not know De wae brudda

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Using gas to set yourself on fire more retarded than tattoo. Least you can remove a tattoo, can't remove third degree burns

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

I mean they can remove skin if that counts?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

It counts in both cases.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0