adamsutler
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My sister gave it to me. She is a lurker so maybe you could help send her a message:
Love you too, and mom found you in a trash can!
Sep 3, 2017 10:54 PM
adamsutler
108179
2029
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My sister gave it to me. She is a lurker so maybe you could help send her a message:
Love you too, and mom found you in a trash can!
SweetrollTheif
http://m6.i.pbase.com/o9/72/325172/1/159164266.An9fEs1d.MillionBucks.jpg
specificstatistics
I convinced my brother he was born with a tail like a monkey. He definitely cried. What a sensitive kid. Good times.
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
My sister was a C section baby or as i liked to call it a tumour baby
tinytabasco
A few years ago I convinced my bro that our mom had stolen his identity when he was young and took out a bunch of credit cards in his name
Chairtastic
My older sister once tried to convince me my younger sister died while I was taking a nap.
CuteLukePatoot
Cards like this and the "shiny new Lincoln" can go burn in a bum's fire.
eunoic
I gave a similar card to my sister for her birthday! I love this card!!
bigpooplog
My older sis locked me up in a suitcase once. It was our pretend ship. Had to wait for mom to come home to get me out.
MoxnesMonster6
Convinced my brother he was adopted. He soon realized our family was too ghetto to adopt him so i was a liar.
suburbanhyena
It's what I'd give both my brothers
kowala88
I convinced my litter sister not once, but twice that my mom and i were aliens and we were just raising her until she got big enough to eat
kowala88
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JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabits
She didn't even sign it
originalBabewiththePower
That's so they can send it back to them for their birthday.
MsBananajam
My sister tried to convince me that my mom found me in a dumpster! Man...older siblings are mean!
Dyslexicbirch
Mine always told me i was a mistake and they just couldn't be fucked dumping me ... shes a lovely person
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iamtiredofmakingnewusernames
margaretolson
I have a birth mark on my wrist and when we were kids my sister told me it's where the aliens had me hooked up.
likeadragon
My mother told me since young, that I was found in the dumpster or adopted because I'm the darkest skinned.
FullBrindleJacket
I convinced my brother that I was from another planet and was going to have to go back eventually.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
My sisters tried to convince me that I was the adopted son of Mona Lisa. Doesn't matter that she died years ago, they enjoyed seeing me cry.
totalbromination
Other families do this too ?! My mom said she found me on the side of the road and my sister on the back of an emu.
iamtiredofmakingnewusernames
My sister told me that my mother said "Oh what a treasure!" when I was born and my father said "Let's bury it."
Labracadabradorable
"Heehehhh... about that MsBananajam..."
NotThatSarahbutTheOtherOne
My brother claimed they found me floating down the Nile in a wicker basket. Believed it u too I was like, 10. Older brothers are the worst.
NotThatSarahbutTheOtherOne
Until* I was 10. Yikes. Didn't proofread that shit.
suburbanhyena
I used to call my little brother Kakerlake (Cockroach). Now he makes more money than me and is in a great relationship. I don't and am not.
Arnlaugur
Nordic?
Gamebruh22
My siblings say I came from the zoo's aoe exhibit because when I get pissed off I go ape-shit
consolepeasent
As an older sibling: older siblings are mean
killernerd
As the oldest sibling in my family: i don't know what you're talking about
CacaFueg0
Both my sisters successfully convinced me i was dropped of by the milk man. Even tho i was born in the 90s and there were no milk men.
opiuo
Not true. Crest milk! Still around
OriginaIPoster
My young sister kicked me in the balls a bunch when I was a kid and now I'm infertile... yay
RepostDump
Is that actually true?
Ribrianne
Do you really think someone would just lie on the internet?
srsfaceI8C
Both my older brothers kept telling me I was adopted til I was well into high school. Never broke rank on that lie in 15 years.
totalbromination
My mom convinced my brother he was adopted. She had an awkward conversation with his first grade teacher because of it lol
srsfaceI8C
It's a really bullshit thing to say to a child, especially from an adult. That kind of thing is really hurtful to a child's development imo
hangar
My mother once told my sister she was secretly a princess and my mom was just watching over her until she could assume the throne
datfandomdoe
You're the younger sibling, aren't you?
TruthlessOfShinovar
My older sister once tied me to her bedpost because she was afraid that the monsters would come get her if she went to bed alone.