That's embarrassing

Jul 31, 2018 2:07 PM

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Ranking the US

Sauce: https://twitter.com/phillyd/status/1024131684625612806?s=21

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*Whoa

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just need more Hispanic immigrants so you can move up to 'E' as Estados Unidos.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Paint me orange and call me president

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

USAbcdefghijklmnopqrtvwxyz New American alphabet, USA! USA!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soon AAUnited States of America

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"AAA USA. There, fixed"- Trump

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thanks Obama

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The former president of Uruguay, José Mujica, contemplates this positioning under the U.S.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

'Mujica

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

USA is the best nation in their country.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh lawl I thought that was the infant mortality statistics.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No no, America's way too low on this list for that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

‘MURICA is first though. Special characters to the top!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could be worse, USA

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brits hate these drop down menus. Are we United Kingdom, England, or Great Britain today?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Finally, someone acknowledges our misery!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know, are you?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always upvote phillyd

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

How are you guys doing Reverse Alphabetically though?

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

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Still losing to Vietnam

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What's first? ...AAAFinland?

7 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 4

A-a-asiaa!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Afghanistan

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Aaaamerica!

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

Aaron A. Aaronsonland

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aaaaangland

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dots come before letters :p

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AAATorille?

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Välittömästi!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Obama ranks higher than Trump alphabetically https://imgur.com/sNZP2m8

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fake news the alphabet is ruining this country

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If we switched to French, it'd be the états Unis. So, we'd move up quite a bit.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Similar in Spanish: Estados Unidos. If Trump let more latinos in, we could move up that list!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love Philip defranco

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sup, you Beautiful Bastards!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We're still kicking Viet Nam's ass though.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still huh?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the alphabetical order thing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trump will fix that...right after he locks her up, drains the swamp, builds the wall, and makes coal great again...

7 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 23

Can't he just decree a new and better alphabet?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

да

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, gonna end up with Broken States of America, so pretty close to the top

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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We gon be just AAAmerica

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

The extra “AA” stands for Value

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No that's your credit rating, it used to be AAA but shit happens

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And we all get roadside assistance

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

!United States of America

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

United ‘of’ Republic of Tanzania?

7 years ago | Likes 447 Dislikes 5

Fun fact it used to be United Or Republic but a transcription error added what appeared to be a line & ever sense the war of/or 1893 its of

7 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Since this is on imgur I believe you.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

They thought they had to cheat to get above us...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ranked analphabetically

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anaphylacticly

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm trying to think of a joke to make here but I've got nothing.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Don't worry. It changes it's name every couple months. They're get the grammar right after the next revolution.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah "they're" get the grammar right...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You didn't even get me on the "its" that I fucked up. I think my keyboard is from Tanzania...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was named by Poland.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, all of them. They're all united. The United over there in Tanzania. The United of Republic of Tanzania. Great bunch of fellows.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EWHHH THHPPT AUGH Error - Tasmanian Devil.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Wrong part of the world!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You just cant make a joke on this site without someone feeling like they have to affirm that they have a stick in their ass.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

You might have a point if the comment you replied to wasn't correct. But they were, so you look the individual with a stick in your ass.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every American who has used a non-provincially-biased dropdown menu is already painfully aware.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s FIIINE. I’ve seen ones that break the rules and put the US at the top and then go alphabetically which is a little odd

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that makes sense for sites designed for US consumers, but also have a noticeable international presence as well.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Simple. Just eliminate the United States part. Make America America.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

you'd still be below Afghanistan.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That can be solved

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the other countries in the Americas might have something to say about that.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who? No I'm joking South Africa would be pissed.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make American America again MAAA?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It shall now be America, the states that are united

7 years ago | Likes 357 Dislikes 1

Aamurika.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Still not first. How about Acknowledged States of America? Able States of America? Or my favourite, Aardvark States of America.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Afghanistan would still outrank this title. SAD. Any country outranking TREMENDOUSLY SUCCESSFUL America alphabetically, is not BIG LEAGUE.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A.T.S.T.A.U! A.T.S.T.A.U is the best!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aamerica***

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If Aaron can do it so can we

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

or American States United

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Why not American United States?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

In Swedish it is Amerikas Förenta Stater - America's United States.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

America: States United. Coming to a cinema near YOU!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How about 'Aaah, America, How United Are These States'

7 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

Not a good idea, because several of the states would probably just respond with "Not"

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

But wouldn't that make them United as they're answering the same?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ASU! ASU! ASU! ASU! ASU! ASU? ASU: ASU% ASU£ ASU™ ASU# ASU¥ ASU✓ ASU° ASU~ ASU.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

American States, Unite!

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In other news tonight, a war crimes tribunal is meeting to discuss allegations of a Lego Field that has taken countless civilian lives.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Danes are world leaders in area denial weaponry and those fuckers put it in your living room not in some far off field

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fortunately, after painstaking research, a disarmament apparatus was developed.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's bullshit. It's "the" United States of America. We should be at least 179

7 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 13

TUSA

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rename it "Aaaah United states of America"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder if in this list I would be The Netherlands or just Netherlands

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, you would be Tommyboypsp...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's actually just United States of America. Everybody adds the 'The' because it's like....a collective name or some shit. Like the UN 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

Countries with the word "United" lend itself well to add the particle 'the'. Compare 'I am from Slovakia' to 'I am from the UK'.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This seems regionally inconsistent. Not with the United States specifically, but say, in the UK you might say you're "in hospital".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or you remember when "Concorde" still flew.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just gonna highlight you said 'In the UK' we're called 'UK' not 'The UK'. Same way people say in the united states of America.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Then how can Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA"?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like how I just said. See other comments, someone said something about 'United' not being a proper noun so you add 'the'

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't called 'The United Nations. It's called' United Nations' but that doesn't sound right.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I'm just bullshitting my way through an explanation but you get me.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It may be true, but I don't like it.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The difference is that the first word isn't a proper noun, so it's the United States, but not the Canada.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Internet discussions in a nutshell.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Motherfucker, its "THE" Ohio State and you remember it God damn it.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Don't they even have the "the" in their email domain? I seem to remember that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The" Ukraine

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope people don't say "the utah state" that sounds weird.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The State of Ohio

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