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Ranking the US
Sauce: https://twitter.com/phillyd/status/1024131684625612806?s=21
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Sauce: https://twitter.com/phillyd/status/1024131684625612806?s=21
FP EDIT: Thanks for FP send cool stuff pictures preferably of cats
islandlala
*Whoa
Sakkura
Just need more Hispanic immigrants so you can move up to 'E' as Estados Unidos.
awesomespeler
loser9999
Paint me orange and call me president
lokikismit
USAbcdefghijklmnopqrtvwxyz New American alphabet, USA! USA!
iseepotato
Soon AAUnited States of America
darwinhacker
"AAA USA. There, fixed"- Trump
Mikefreakinhart
Thanks Obama
MattDude
The former president of Uruguay, José Mujica, contemplates this positioning under the U.S.
tohubohu
'Mujica
oneoneoneone123
USA is the best nation in their country.
MerToo
Oh lawl I thought that was the infant mortality statistics.
Raltsun
No no, America's way too low on this list for that.
championschampion
‘MURICA is first though. Special characters to the top!
Machi4vel
Could be worse, USA
himynameisRi
Brits hate these drop down menus. Are we United Kingdom, England, or Great Britain today?
Raltsun
Finally, someone acknowledges our misery!
viciousintent
I don't know, are you?
chocolatedashtea
I always upvote phillyd
SlamCampbell
How are you guys doing Reverse Alphabetically though?
BuskerJeff
Still losing to Vietnam
Pulunen
What's first? ...AAAFinland?
Uhmatar
A-a-asiaa!
WhiskeyWhiskyWhiskeyWhiskyletstrythewholelot
Afghanistan
bugeyetex
Aaaamerica!
OphelianAshe
Aaron A. Aaronsonland
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
Aaaaangland
Pulunen
Dots come before letters :p
Elandeso
AAATorille?
Pulunen
Välittömästi!
GreaterDog
Obama ranks higher than Trump alphabetically https://imgur.com/sNZP2m8
icantbelievethisisnttaken
Fake news the alphabet is ruining this country
GoldenRamoth
If we switched to French, it'd be the états Unis. So, we'd move up quite a bit.
Illithidbane
Similar in Spanish: Estados Unidos. If Trump let more latinos in, we could move up that list!
Fahargo
I love Philip defranco
BeerDrunker
Sup, you Beautiful Bastards!
magila
We're still kicking Viet Nam's ass though.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Still huh?
magila
In the alphabetical order thing.
PutThePRNDLinD
Trump will fix that...right after he locks her up, drains the swamp, builds the wall, and makes coal great again...
CapFwiffo
Can't he just decree a new and better alphabet?
theresgarlicinthatnebula
да
McGreed
Oh yeah, gonna end up with Broken States of America, so pretty close to the top
Raltsun
Mentok
We gon be just AAAmerica
Slonchman
The extra “AA” stands for Value
Barkinsons
No that's your credit rating, it used to be AAA but shit happens
ssaberhagen
And we all get roadside assistance
sangheraj
!United States of America
TheHumanEffect
United ‘of’ Republic of Tanzania?
Occasionalfunnycomment
Fun fact it used to be United Or Republic but a transcription error added what appeared to be a line & ever sense the war of/or 1893 its of
MrPhucket
Since this is on imgur I believe you.
teakasaurus
They thought they had to cheat to get above us...
Sockengockel
Ranked analphabetically
yaddiex3
Anaphylacticly
vorodar
I'm trying to think of a joke to make here but I've got nothing.
ajpimpsalll
Don't worry. It changes it's name every couple months. They're get the grammar right after the next revolution.
knispler
Yeah "they're" get the grammar right...
ajpimpsalll
You didn't even get me on the "its" that I fucked up. I think my keyboard is from Tanzania...
Ghauf
It was named by Poland.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Yeah, all of them. They're all united. The United over there in Tanzania. The United of Republic of Tanzania. Great bunch of fellows.
Laxeey
EWHHH THHPPT AUGH Error - Tasmanian Devil.
jesterjynx
Wrong part of the world!
Laxeey
You just cant make a joke on this site without someone feeling like they have to affirm that they have a stick in their ass.
Solbion
You might have a point if the comment you replied to wasn't correct. But they were, so you look the individual with a stick in your ass.
wabewalker
Every American who has used a non-provincially-biased dropdown menu is already painfully aware.
KiwiGameDev
It’s FIIINE. I’ve seen ones that break the rules and put the US at the top and then go alphabetically which is a little odd
Levithan6785
I think that makes sense for sites designed for US consumers, but also have a noticeable international presence as well.
eriksarcasm
Simple. Just eliminate the United States part. Make America America.
derekjohn
you'd still be below Afghanistan.
Fahargo
That can be solved
Tunisia
All the other countries in the Americas might have something to say about that.
Retromorphic
Who? No I'm joking South Africa would be pissed.
kr18
Make American America again MAAA?
ilovecake
SamanosukeOnimusha
It shall now be America, the states that are united
sunyudai
Aamurika.
GnomeHomo
Still not first. How about Acknowledged States of America? Able States of America? Or my favourite, Aardvark States of America.
ThirdRock
Afghanistan would still outrank this title. SAD. Any country outranking TREMENDOUSLY SUCCESSFUL America alphabetically, is not BIG LEAGUE.
MixTheMainMan
A.T.S.T.A.U! A.T.S.T.A.U is the best!
Virgosupercluster
Aamerica***
KittenNuggets
If Aaron can do it so can we
biggreenapewithalongname
or American States United
theworldendswithher
Why not American United States?
doesntmatter
In Swedish it is Amerikas Förenta Stater - America's United States.
Solbion
America: States United. Coming to a cinema near YOU!
lespritdelescargot
How about 'Aaah, America, How United Are These States'
onlyhalfghost
Not a good idea, because several of the states would probably just respond with "Not"
Cannotverify
But wouldn't that make them United as they're answering the same?
RobJenkins
ASU! ASU! ASU! ASU! ASU! ASU? ASU: ASU% ASU£ ASU™ ASU# ASU¥ ASU✓ ASU° ASU~ ASU.
Illithidbane
American States, Unite!
RobJenkins
Illithidbane
In other news tonight, a war crimes tribunal is meeting to discuss allegations of a Lego Field that has taken countless civilian lives.
RobJenkins
The Danes are world leaders in area denial weaponry and those fuckers put it in your living room not in some far off field
Illithidbane
Fortunately, after painstaking research, a disarmament apparatus was developed.
BanMeOnceShameOnYou
That's bullshit. It's "the" United States of America. We should be at least 179
IAmNotASkeleton
TUSA
WhiskeyWhiskyWhiskeyWhiskyletstrythewholelot
Rename it "Aaaah United states of America"
Tommyboypsp
I wonder if in this list I would be The Netherlands or just Netherlands
SecondSince
No, you would be Tommyboypsp...
Maatlooc
It's actually just United States of America. Everybody adds the 'The' because it's like....a collective name or some shit. Like the UN 1/2
tatanyave
Countries with the word "United" lend itself well to add the particle 'the'. Compare 'I am from Slovakia' to 'I am from the UK'.
DavidBrooker
This seems regionally inconsistent. Not with the United States specifically, but say, in the UK you might say you're "in hospital".
DavidBrooker
Or you remember when "Concorde" still flew.
Maatlooc
Just gonna highlight you said 'In the UK' we're called 'UK' not 'The UK'. Same way people say in the united states of America.
DavidBrooker
Then how can Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA"?
Maatlooc
Like how I just said. See other comments, someone said something about 'United' not being a proper noun so you add 'the'
Maatlooc
Isn't called 'The United Nations. It's called' United Nations' but that doesn't sound right.
Maatlooc
I'm just bullshitting my way through an explanation but you get me.
BanMeOnceShameOnYou
It may be true, but I don't like it.
RealScienceMan
The difference is that the first word isn't a proper noun, so it's the United States, but not the Canada.
iAppdata
Internet discussions in a nutshell.
gtmiller
Motherfucker, its "THE" Ohio State and you remember it God damn it.
DavidBrooker
Don't they even have the "the" in their email domain? I seem to remember that.
Zreen
"The" Ukraine
Ulthirm
I hope people don't say "the utah state" that sounds weird.
NateintheNorth
The State of Ohio
SomeDetroitGuy
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e1/Ohio_State_University_seal.svg/180px-Ohio_State_University_seal.svg.png
SomeDetroitGuy
Looks like it's "The OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY" to me.