I worship dogs already...

Oct 28, 2016 9:44 PM

thedmoninme

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But I don't worship the man in the sky.

Arrrrrr I'm 14 inches deep or whatever it is people say with this shit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad you've learned your lesson, now on a less snarky note there really isn't a god I promise. In fact we are on our own and need cooperatio

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoever said it was a man/human

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God also just happens to be a leading cause of death

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Whilst life is an STD

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

God murders us all in the end

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If there was an extinction event, 87 million years later fleas could be the ancestors of whatever dominant species (intelligent species) 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 If they discover science and have faith, two of the flea species might have the same discussion.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every atheist

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wut?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

That is to assume they Develop math the same we did. It'd be interesting to see if they used a base ten number system

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

That base you use doesn't change the underlying math or physics.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Be more interesting to see if they develop the same conception of vector spaces. Since that's like 2/3 of physics.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In order to attain an equivalent understanding of physics we have it would seem likely that they would.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

It doesn't matter what the numbers are called in any way.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But what if we have limited our understanding of physics by choosing the base ten?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Math is still the same no matter how the number is represented

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well bases only change how we represent numbers, not what the numbers are. So try not to lose any sleep over that one.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unless there is something we don't understand.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok then. Still don't lose sleep because converting to other bases is easy peasy and we use base-2, base-8, and base-16 all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my goodness. You convinced me. I guess I can't ever be a Christian again!

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 13

Good. Everyone should worship dogs.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 10

Thank you ...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

You're welcome. May dog bless you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As a Muslim. I just want to say I'm Muslim and have no real point to make.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Same goes for the Quran and you should worship dogs too...they are all good boys.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I own a dog.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One cannot own a dog. For the dog is the almighty good boy-ness...puny mortal. Be a good boy like the dog and fetch the treats!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well im offended. Im not going to say why or by who, I just want you to know im offended.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's ok because. I identify as an apache helicopter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be funny to people with common sense. Sorry you didn't get to be in on the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 17

Pretty sure your comment is to be an ass, sorry you didn't get to that dose of human empathy.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

And while I appreciate you trying to be witty by making a parallel to my comment, but it didn't end up making sense...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

... to continue with this motif though, I'd just like to say I'm sorry that you don't have a dose of wit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

My comment is to say what I think. I did phrase it in a way to piss off the person I replied to though since they had a shit attitude.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I think they were making a joke as well, I just think sarcasm is hard to communicate through text.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah. I realized they were being sarcastic. It's pretty fuckin' blatant lol. Lately I've been seeing people use /s to convey sarcasm.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's a pretty good idea imo. Keep people from having as many misunderstandings.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm a scientist and this is nonsense. The physics we discovered is very much influenced by our perception of the world and our place in it

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 8

The point is that all the laws of physics would remain exactly the same. Which laws are most important for a textbook might be different

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

So what you're saying is that they won't discover gravity nor the laws of thermodynamics, the periodic table or the speed of light?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

The theory of gravity approximately explains some phenomena which to fleas might seem irrelevant.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

Also I gave several examples, you chose one. The rest still beg answering based upon your original comment.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

How would they achieve space travel or flight without an understanding of gravity?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

That's so narrow minded I can't even

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's so hard to understand here? It's true and you should worship dogs...the end.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what field of science are you in?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

Dowvoted lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I'm betting creation science...if such a thing can be said with a straight face...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Some idiot downvoted you for asking what feild of science hes in

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I think he's lying about being a scientist. So I think he got upset.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actual science, not Imgur science.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's creation science isn't it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What field?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

STEM, or MPLS rather

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As in communications?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0