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Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman
Goddamn. Teenage me wasn't ready for this stomach back in '02.
sarahplikespictures
She looks so soft...
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
I still don’t see it. Like, I know it’s there, I can tell she is attractive, but she just does absolutely nothing for me.
proracing53
Beeekman
“Come on Ms. Portman, just show us your wormhole.”
sinyaro
I dont sleep motherfucker off that yak and that bourbon, doin 120 getting head while I'm swervin.
NZSheeps
OhMyGodWhoTheHellCaaares
The fuck is wrong with her leg/foot in the first pic? Are we not talking about it?
obligatoryguy
This woman will be my eternal crush. Smart, talented and hot. Goddamn she got blessed in the gene pool.
PleaseStopApplyingTheWordPornToEverythingAndAlsoStopReposting
Y'all're fucking creepy
aubuc
She is
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mcmachack
What about her Nemesis, Nathan Starboardwoman?
accujimmy
https://writingexplained.org/wp-content/uploads/Define-starboard-and-define-port.png
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Padmé!
IFoundThisdifficult
I did not find this difficult to masturbate to
stephenkingshauntedcheeseboard
With the other hand. Naturally.
femalegarthfromwaynesworld
as a 6 foot woman, seeing her in person my first thought was "I could just throw her now"
morgan0073
Black swan was a great film. My left nut is still sore after watching the lesbian scene, and it's been over 5 years.
xpx0c7
Mentalfish
Say something 'bout the motherfucking prequels, bitch!
dekerrafields
nounthennumbers
Haven’t seen this one before. Refreshing +1
Mrpolojohn
lindastopwiththerecipes
What's with her back leg in the first one. Looks photofucked
stephenkingshauntedcheeseboard
Can't unsee.
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
I think it is the angle of her ankle casting a hard shadow. It’s tough to get over bc the shadows angle is different from the main light.
AtsaMattaForYou
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
How watch game?
DerrickSteen
So I watched this game when it was on tv and I can't remember why she was there, I am pretty sure she didn't go to either of those schools.
WomanHereForWomen
Had the biggest crush on her for that last photo, oh boy
mitsobar
I cant get over that shirt being ripped in half and missing a sleeve.
stephenkingshauntedcheeseboard
Oh yes. Puberty hit 110% that year.
Workid
Long hair > Short hair
Gawky
as a guy who had long hair, also much more work
Huor
Normally I might agree, but on her ...
BurnerAccountYo
SoftcoreFavorites
Didn't she fuck your husband just for sport?
stephenkingshauntedcheeseboard
...and my best friend. With a dildo on a switchblade.
NzRevenant
... wut?
stephenkingshauntedcheeseboard
https://youtu.be/QS8bma7LRX4
suppyhailey
Turn ya to a foster boy
Clown2Clown
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TheUtahn
JakeRoads
I see you made the bold decision to keep the majority of the pixels to yourself!
getotterhere
ElicitPikachuSex
She poops with that.
theyar
Meh, she's not just an ass. Ass is only ok. She's the whole deal.
TheUtahn
What is this from?
Gandolfing
Year One
Clown2Clown
Its from Your Highness. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1240982/
RhymingEverything
Sexiest woman in the world... because she's intelligent af
FightMeYouLongAssBitch
Too bad that she's a garbage human being who thinks that a man who raped a 13 year old and fled the country should get a free pass.
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RhymingEverything
Right, I mean of course she has to be hot too.
dafawkudoin
I googled her, she was more bangable at 41 than a lot of 41 year olds but cmon 71 now? No amount of sexy fixes 71...
Rodltwo
WE LOVE YOU NATALIE!
renkbro
Theres a sequel https://youtu.be/B8K9jAJ3Ong
Rodltwo
OMG
qwijybo
I heard that when she was in Harvard, she smiled weed everyday.
Rodltwo
I believe she also cheated on her tests
LegenWaitForItDaryLegendary
And snorted all the yay
DuMoulinRouge
I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO
theyar
Whole video was awesome.
Makardia
P is for PORTMAN!
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
P Is For Pussy, I'll kill your fucking dog so don't push me!
Rodltwo
So shut the fuck up!