The only Portman for this storm, man.

May 8, 2018 6:20 AM

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

Goddamn. Teenage me wasn't ready for this stomach back in '02.

She looks so soft...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I still don’t see it. Like, I know it’s there, I can tell she is attractive, but she just does absolutely nothing for me.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

“Come on Ms. Portman, just show us your wormhole.”

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dont sleep motherfucker off that yak and that bourbon, doin 120 getting head while I'm swervin.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The fuck is wrong with her leg/foot in the first pic? Are we not talking about it?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This woman will be my eternal crush. Smart, talented and hot. Goddamn she got blessed in the gene pool.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Y'all're fucking creepy

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She is v

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What about her Nemesis, Nathan Starboardwoman?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Padmé!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I did not find this difficult to masturbate to

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 6

With the other hand. Naturally.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

as a 6 foot woman, seeing her in person my first thought was "I could just throw her now"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Black swan was a great film. My left nut is still sore after watching the lesbian scene, and it's been over 5 years.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Say something 'bout the motherfucking prequels, bitch!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 284 Dislikes 1

Haven’t seen this one before. Refreshing +1

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What's with her back leg in the first one. Looks photofucked

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Can't unsee.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think it is the angle of her ankle casting a hard shadow. It’s tough to get over bc the shadows angle is different from the main light.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How watch game?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I watched this game when it was on tv and I can't remember why she was there, I am pretty sure she didn't go to either of those schools.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had the biggest crush on her for that last photo, oh boy

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I cant get over that shirt being ripped in half and missing a sleeve.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh yes. Puberty hit 110% that year.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Long hair > Short hair

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

as a guy who had long hair, also much more work

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Normally I might agree, but on her ...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Didn't she fuck your husband just for sport?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

...and my best friend. With a dildo on a switchblade.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Turn ya to a foster boy

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you made the bold decision to keep the majority of the pixels to yourself!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She poops with that.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Meh, she's not just an ass. Ass is only ok. She's the whole deal.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is this from?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Year One

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its from Your Highness. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1240982/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sexiest woman in the world... because she's intelligent af

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Too bad that she's a garbage human being who thinks that a man who raped a 13 year old and fled the country should get a free pass.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago (deleted Jun 15, 2018 6:29 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Right, I mean of course she has to be hot too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I googled her, she was more bangable at 41 than a lot of 41 year olds but cmon 71 now? No amount of sexy fixes 71...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WE LOVE YOU NATALIE!

8 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 1

Theres a sequel https://youtu.be/B8K9jAJ3Ong

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OMG

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I heard that when she was in Harvard, she smiled weed everyday.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I believe she also cheated on her tests

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And snorted all the yay

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Whole video was awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

P is for PORTMAN!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

P Is For Pussy, I'll kill your fucking dog so don't push me!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So shut the fuck up!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1