Funny until I realize I still haven't got a girlfriend

Jul 22, 2017 1:32 PM

HenriATT

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Edit: Let me point out some things (because people are getting a bit offended). This is a repost from Twitter, found it funny and decided to share it with you guys. I do not have a girlfriend not because a bad restaurant experience, but because I suck at that thing called dating. I am not this "hostess" nor am I a 14/15 year old. Although I am still studying and might end up being a waiter (not meaning that I would do like in the image). And most importantly, much respect to all young people dating, because I couldn't do it, and it sure isn't easy with all these hostesses teasing you!

You must be ugly cause girls like assholes

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 6

Did you also Bitch about bad tips? I'm guessing you did..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's funny, whenever I go out to eat with one guy we always get asked if we're dating. I'm not gay but we always say yes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your edit makes me feel like you're getting yelled at by salty teenage boys lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

cunt

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

How the hell is this a fp post.....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Christ lady this is our first date, try again in nine months.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So you like not getting tipped huh?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Thanks, but I'll take the adult menu. How's that masters degree in English going for you?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Everytime this is posted we need to explain is a comedy show, so the disaster parents don't say "well I saw it online it must be fine"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was 17 I was dating an older guy (25) and our waitress handed me a kids menu. She was a total bitch and lost my tip.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Masculinity is so fragile amiright haha? Probably not as fragile as your self esteem if you're an adult who likes to humiliate teenagers

8 years ago | Likes 204 Dislikes 23

Why do people always think that the person that posted it is the person that wrote it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you for saying it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

U an ass

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Guess who's not getting tipped

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

Any hostess ever?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hostess /= server though

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

But the kids menu is cheaper - win!

8 years ago | Likes 355 Dislikes 7

True that

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

if you consider 9.99 for half a box of kraft dinner "cheaper"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think americans call it mac n cheese actually, the generic term

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but he's obviously Canadian so Kraft dinner it is!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those boys favorite thing to do was leave without giving you a tip

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 7

Lol teenaged boys don't tip servers either ;)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hostess' don't get tips, as far as I know, unless it's a pooling house. Maybe the server gives a chunk each to a hostess and a bartender

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

you dont tip the hostess.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good thing you don't rely on tips, hey?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I'm 26 and usually prefer ordering from the kids' menu. :(

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow people are pissy. It's a fucking joke. Lighten up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't believe you had to add an Edit after you posted this. This community is retarded.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 15 and I would totally use the kids menu all the time if I could.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are people who will take this out on the sever and not tip, you shouldn't mess with other people's money.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

If you intentionally attempt to emasculate the guy who is give you your money...you deserve your money to be messed with.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The person said they were the hostess, the server and the hostess are usually different people.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Basically the hostess shouldn't do that to the customer because then he might not tip the server, who is a different person.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was handed a senior menu when I was 40ish. You bet your ass I ordered off of it.

8 years ago | Likes 1070 Dislikes 2

Blue plate special ftw!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Either you aged badly, or they were trying to save you a few bucks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have red hair which went silver/gold early

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have asked for a kids menu as well, and gotten something from both

8 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 0

I'm going to give my dad this suggestion XD

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm getting a little slow in my old age! haha :cheers:

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Guy in his 60s in line ahead of me at fast food place was offended the cashier offered him a senior discount. ...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When it was my turn, I jokingly asked her if *I* could have the senior discount. She laughed, I got 10% off my meal. I'm 36.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

jaimelannisternice.gifv

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"How DARE you try and make me pay less!" - easily offended old guy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not only do you not have a girlfriend, you're a waiter at a restaurant 14 year olds go to on dates.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

*waitress

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh so being a waiter is something people should be ashamed of, thats a nice sentiment.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Only at places that 14 year olds go on dates apparently.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A waiter at a 5-star gourmet restaurant is great. Being a waiter at TGIFridays is generally something one does until one finds a real job.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh, im sorry we can't all be space doctors.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

But you could've made better life decisions. And gotten yourself a trade

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Who me? No Im actually a doctor. Just saying less academic jobs aren't shameful.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

What a great lesson for kids. See someone in a difficult situation mock them. Then if the kid calls her a bitch he looks bad. Savage

8 years ago | Likes 613 Dislikes 63

Kid might have built up the courage to ask his/her crush out. Lets humiliate them for kicks

8 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 15

In her defense, she's probably lying.

8 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

Or! How he responds could show his date what kind of person he is. Does he handle it with salt, anger, or class?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 22

Yeah because 16 year olds are deep and thoughtful like that. Come on bro.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Looks like someone failed the test!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 15

Did you construe my statement as anger or salt? I only disagree with the idea that a teen on a date would make the connections you claim

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Or if he's well adjusted. He takes it in stride and says no? Shit, not everything needs to pop off a fight.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 19

True, bitches will be bitches. This girl sounds like a bitter, mean girl

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

most adolescents are still unsure of themselves and dating at that age can be stressful, so why make it worse ?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Hmmm.... Handle the reply with confidence and humor, impress the hell out of date while giving us something common to chat about: awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

??I think you're over estimating the emotional and intellectual intelligence of 15 year old girls and boys.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Having been a quite-shy one of those, I know I'm not: my reply up there was history, not theory.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was 14/15 I used to love to ask shitty servers if they were happy with their career goals

8 years ago | Likes 560 Dislikes 79

Hope you've enjoyed the spit.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 16

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck, no survivors here ladies and gentlemen.

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8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Yuck.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

And then you realise that a server in a resturant can bring home as much as a college graduate nowadays, but without the loans and attitude.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 18

Yup, a girl I know makes $500 per night on tips, which comes out to well over $100k a year.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Someone's salty. haha. No need to downvote my comment really, just be excellent at what you do, and passionate about it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the reality, man. If you are really that salty about someone making $500 per night, you should rethink about your career path.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I know a few people who do make honestly good money as a server! Find the right place and work the best busy hours and you get it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure he meant to insinuate, that if you are shitty enough to Mock someone on a date, you deserve the comeback :)

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

If someone jokes at your expense its your right to get back at them, my point is that being a server isnt a poor mans job like years ago

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Except for the states where they are allowed to count your tips towards your wage so they only pay you $4/hr

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Averaging 35-45 and hour for me, and working 30 hr weeks, free meal per shift at a 4star, 0 loans, 0 debt.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Well done you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At a 4 star what? Hotel?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Restaurant

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, many of the wait staff around here are college students. . . So. . . I mean. . It's only temporary work.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 6

To be fair, 15 year olds don't use kids menus

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 8

Yes but the post is making fun of him for being young, the comment is making fun of her for being wait-staff, implying it's her career, 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 13

and as was pointed out, the logic doesn't check out there

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Damn son. You some kind of genius?!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Are you trying to say you understood that? Cuz your comment doesn't sound like you did. Sounded like you were retorting

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Somebody has to do that job, I don't like to put them down

8 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 26

Peta doesn't mind doing that though. Why should i,?

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agree. But in this case the hostess is being kind of an ass

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I mean yeah, but if they're actively trying to humiliate their customers then fuck em.

8 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 3

I don't like to out down servers, only assholes. I like to think of myself as a righteous asshole

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone thinks they're better than everyone else.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nah every asshole thinks they're righteous so you're probably just a regular asshole.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

My actual asshole is in fact extremely ordinary, not righteous in the least bit, so I must agree on that

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1