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Edit: Let me point out some things (because people are getting a bit offended). This is a repost from Twitter, found it funny and decided to share it with you guys. I do not have a girlfriend not because a bad restaurant experience, but because I suck at that thing called dating. I am not this "hostess" nor am I a 14/15 year old. Although I am still studying and might end up being a waiter (not meaning that I would do like in the image). And most importantly, much respect to all young people dating, because I couldn't do it, and it sure isn't easy with all these hostesses teasing you!
Grinch01
You must be ugly cause girls like assholes
Idkimadeanaccountjustforthis
Did you also Bitch about bad tips? I'm guessing you did..
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
It's funny, whenever I go out to eat with one guy we always get asked if we're dating. I'm not gay but we always say yes
guantanamobayxx
Your edit makes me feel like you're getting yelled at by salty teenage boys lol
TheMarxVolta
cunt
inevergobacktothecarpetstore
How the hell is this a fp post.....
VoiceOfVerisimilitude
Christ lady this is our first date, try again in nine months.
LizardEnterprises
So you like not getting tipped huh?
leftbanana
Thanks, but I'll take the adult menu. How's that masters degree in English going for you?
hansolongdingdongtralala
Vaanhalen
Everytime this is posted we need to explain is a comedy show, so the disaster parents don't say "well I saw it online it must be fine"
Pawnderlust
When I was 17 I was dating an older guy (25) and our waitress handed me a kids menu. She was a total bitch and lost my tip.
Iamhedonismbot
StatisticalPizza
Masculinity is so fragile amiright haha? Probably not as fragile as your self esteem if you're an adult who likes to humiliate teenagers
MeanHug
Why do people always think that the person that posted it is the person that wrote it.
Transginger
Thank you for saying it
chrismacca
U an ass
JoeToast
Guess who's not getting tipped
GavinScreaming
Any hostess ever?
cacophonic
hostess /= server though
therealfatamy
terrorofthederp
But the kids menu is cheaper - win!
WallpaperProblems
True that
AngeloMonharti
if you consider 9.99 for half a box of kraft dinner "cheaper"
AngeloMonharti
I think americans call it mac n cheese actually, the generic term
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
Yeah but he's obviously Canadian so Kraft dinner it is!
Andalite
Those boys favorite thing to do was leave without giving you a tip
TwoBoobs
Lol teenaged boys don't tip servers either ;)
RobertEmmet
Hostess' don't get tips, as far as I know, unless it's a pooling house. Maybe the server gives a chunk each to a hostess and a bartender
toobaked
you dont tip the hostess.
RA11628653
Good thing you don't rely on tips, hey?
SumDumFox
I'm 26 and usually prefer ordering from the kids' menu. :(
bambulina
Wow people are pissy. It's a fucking joke. Lighten up.
redhed976
I can't believe you had to add an Edit after you posted this. This community is retarded.
APieceOfFuckingShit
I'm 15 and I would totally use the kids menu all the time if I could.
LadyPeppercornthethird
There are people who will take this out on the sever and not tip, you shouldn't mess with other people's money.
stuartsparadox
If you intentionally attempt to emasculate the guy who is give you your money...you deserve your money to be messed with.
LadyPeppercornthethird
The person said they were the hostess, the server and the hostess are usually different people.
LadyPeppercornthethird
Basically the hostess shouldn't do that to the customer because then he might not tip the server, who is a different person.
UrKungFuNoGood
I was handed a senior menu when I was 40ish. You bet your ass I ordered off of it.
leftyshuckles
Blue plate special ftw!
SexualPeanut
Fuck yeah.
Sionas
Either you aged badly, or they were trying to save you a few bucks.
UrKungFuNoGood
I have red hair which went silver/gold early
KittyLeader
Should have asked for a kids menu as well, and gotten something from both
Drgn8D
I'm going to give my dad this suggestion XD
UrKungFuNoGood
I'm getting a little slow in my old age! haha :cheers:
xenocrisis0153
Guy in his 60s in line ahead of me at fast food place was offended the cashier offered him a senior discount. ...
xenocrisis0153
When it was my turn, I jokingly asked her if *I* could have the senior discount. She laughed, I got 10% off my meal. I'm 36.
UrKungFuNoGood
jaimelannisternice.gifv
SecondSince
"How DARE you try and make me pay less!" - easily offended old guy
mritty
Not only do you not have a girlfriend, you're a waiter at a restaurant 14 year olds go to on dates.
eskimowins
*waitress
valvarsson
oh so being a waiter is something people should be ashamed of, thats a nice sentiment.
xVancha
Only at places that 14 year olds go on dates apparently.
mritty
A waiter at a 5-star gourmet restaurant is great. Being a waiter at TGIFridays is generally something one does until one finds a real job.
valvarsson
Oh, im sorry we can't all be space doctors.
TheBritfag
But you could've made better life decisions. And gotten yourself a trade
valvarsson
Who me? No Im actually a doctor. Just saying less academic jobs aren't shameful.
Idosss
What a great lesson for kids. See someone in a difficult situation mock them. Then if the kid calls her a bitch he looks bad. Savage
PipeandSlippers
Kid might have built up the courage to ask his/her crush out. Lets humiliate them for kicks
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
In her defense, she's probably lying.
roads88mph
Or! How he responds could show his date what kind of person he is. Does he handle it with salt, anger, or class?
Idosss
Yeah because 16 year olds are deep and thoughtful like that. Come on bro.
roads88mph
Looks like someone failed the test!
Idosss
Did you construe my statement as anger or salt? I only disagree with the idea that a teen on a date would make the connections you claim
JustDontCare
Or if he's well adjusted. He takes it in stride and says no? Shit, not everything needs to pop off a fight.
UmamiMama
True, bitches will be bitches. This girl sounds like a bitter, mean girl
Yavin1v
most adolescents are still unsure of themselves and dating at that age can be stressful, so why make it worse ?
HydrochloricKitten
Hmmm.... Handle the reply with confidence and humor, impress the hell out of date while giving us something common to chat about: awesome!
Idosss
??I think you're over estimating the emotional and intellectual intelligence of 15 year old girls and boys.
HydrochloricKitten
Having been a quite-shy one of those, I know I'm not: my reply up there was history, not theory.
unofficialrobot
When I was 14/15 I used to love to ask shitty servers if they were happy with their career goals
OrC23
Hope you've enjoyed the spit.
IronLemur
Markuspsyches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnfOnueJ8SQ
OaksParcel
Fuck, no survivors here ladies and gentlemen.
OmegaDerp
Ventrix
OldTimeyPaperCompanyTycoons
uptownshakedown
Yuck.
UpRisen
And then you realise that a server in a resturant can bring home as much as a college graduate nowadays, but without the loans and attitude.
FlyingDorito
Yup, a girl I know makes $500 per night on tips, which comes out to well over $100k a year.
FlyingDorito
Someone's salty. haha. No need to downvote my comment really, just be excellent at what you do, and passionate about it.
FlyingDorito
That's the reality, man. If you are really that salty about someone making $500 per night, you should rethink about your career path.
StopstalkingmePawan
I know a few people who do make honestly good money as a server! Find the right place and work the best busy hours and you get it!
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
I'm pretty sure he meant to insinuate, that if you are shitty enough to Mock someone on a date, you deserve the comeback :)
UpRisen
If someone jokes at your expense its your right to get back at them, my point is that being a server isnt a poor mans job like years ago
dragonfliesfantasize
Except for the states where they are allowed to count your tips towards your wage so they only pay you $4/hr
DoritoDustedFingers
Averaging 35-45 and hour for me, and working 30 hr weeks, free meal per shift at a 4star, 0 loans, 0 debt.
capughe
Well done you!
Lukapaka
At a 4 star what? Hotel?
DoritoDustedFingers
Restaurant
Natatha
To be fair, many of the wait staff around here are college students. . . So. . . I mean. . It's only temporary work.
unofficialrobot
To be fair, 15 year olds don't use kids menus
amop
Yes but the post is making fun of him for being young, the comment is making fun of her for being wait-staff, implying it's her career, 1/2
amop
and as was pointed out, the logic doesn't check out there
unofficialrobot
Damn son. You some kind of genius?!
amop
Are you trying to say you understood that? Cuz your comment doesn't sound like you did. Sounded like you were retorting
ImSquanchingInHere
Somebody has to do that job, I don't like to put them down
youlooklikeasnake
Peta doesn't mind doing that though. Why should i,?
ImSquanchingInHere
realAlBundy
Agree. But in this case the hostess is being kind of an ass
Kiore
I mean yeah, but if they're actively trying to humiliate their customers then fuck em.
unofficialrobot
I don't like to out down servers, only assholes. I like to think of myself as a righteous asshole
ImSquanchingInHere
RoseFaery
Everyone thinks they're better than everyone else.
sinbios
Nah every asshole thinks they're righteous so you're probably just a regular asshole.
unofficialrobot
My actual asshole is in fact extremely ordinary, not righteous in the least bit, so I must agree on that