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Oct 10, 2017 4:57 PM
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thornmallow
my landlord called the women living in our house share, females.. as in the females use the 1st floor bathroom. cringey..
M1ck
I hate you, Beth.
storytaletime
But he said he would change!
GenericCrossfitter
Is this feminist territory?
somerandomtwat
what has this got to do with feminism?
momemes
possums don't really eat garbage that's more raccoons they are amazing for eating ticks and other blood sucking vermin and aren't vectors
UncleScarwasright
Looks like all the other Trump voters to me..
PanicAtTheCostco
It's sad but this is very true for a lot of girls where I live
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Something tells me Vincent likes a girl that has feelings for someone else
Ducksh
Vincent's not wrong tho.
perlcat
...that's been cheating on her. So what?
SanSabaSongbird
I followed this guy on twitter. He was actually really funny with a lot of og content. But he generally just bitched about girls.
Groznek
'females'
mybutyouarecynical
Right? I bet his other profile photos involve fedoras
whatupmyknitters
i'm glad more people are commenting on this. it really gives me the heebie jeebies.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I was like this with my ex, because I knew he'd be fucking that other girl if I wasn't right there next to him. I was young and stupid.
iAmActuallyaDog
1: they'll figure out way to cheat, even if you're w/them 24/7. On the other hand, a good man that wont cheat, wont do it even if you're
iAmActuallyaDog
2: even if you're not with him 24/7
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Well, duh. Like I said, I was young and dumb.
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
He cheats on me, insults me, and makes me feel worthless
LongWetShit
Funny that's how female chimpanzees screen for acceptable mates
runia24
but he 6'4" tho...
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
So am I, but it doesn't make me feel entitled to be a dick
hammersquirrel
TBugVillain
I can do all of those things to you but with class and grace
IronMansRightHand
I'm currently doing this to three women I have two positions open right now. Any takers?
TriggerMeTimber
Sounds like my boss
IronicJeremyIrons
Take out the cheating, that's my life
SpiritoftheSands
Leave
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
Hutchy01
Women, Vincent, the word is women. You sound an asshole saying "females"
TheActualDonKnotts
Is that like sound the horns? "Sound the assholes lads, the enemy is charging!"
Gulch1969
Teenage girls are not women. Hence females.
Keru
Ah yes, because the word 'teenager' or 'girl' can't be used. No, you have to sound like the most socially awkward Ferengi. It's the only way
AllYourBaconAndEggs
+ a million for "most socially awkward Ferengi".
butler12
It's a perfect phrase, and I've already assimilated.
Rifneno
IKR? Whenever someone refers to women as "females", I keep bracing myself to defend them from Cerberus.
butler12
I think it began with police saying "male/female". It takes humanity away, makes people easier to command. I'm a woman. Better than female.
OneNeoEon
I assumed they were sidestepping the gender spectrum stuff to refer specifically to XX chromosomed people. Maybe i give them too much credit
whatupmyknitters
that would be "female people" or "female humans" then. female is an adjective. a defining quality.
Upvoter2000x
In the black community, women are often called "females". You are being culturally insensitive. Source: Me. A black female
Rifneno
Well being offended at retarded shit is part of white culture. You're committing culture appropriation! ... god, it hurts to even mock this.
Upvoter2000x
Nice try, but I'm racially fluid. I will always be the victim -- always. It makes my argument superior to anyone I disagree with.
inwatermelonsugar
HAHAHAHA FEMALES ARE ALL THE SAME GOOD JOKE DUDE
somerandomtwat
i mean i dont think this is a good joke but when did he say it was all females?
inwatermelonsugar
the joke is literally 'females defending the same guys that cheated on them 15 times' word for word so yeah I think it's about women
somerandomtwat
i dont think it was meant to be aimed at all females just a few (although i dont know why it is just aimed at women because this happens
somerandomtwat
with men a lot too)
somerandomtwat
in fact i have seen it more from men than women
inwatermelonsugar
you can interpret it any way you want? but it's word for word literally aimed at women, hence my comment
thundercatsouttakes
It makes me cringe a little when dudes call women females, nouns and adjectives aside - just creepy undertones.
twofishtails
I work in a life sciences lab, and both men and women scientists inevitably end up using female/male to describe humans
realfakedoorssss
It IS creepy. You don’t hear women walking around talking about “males.”
BritishBatman
...
EuroCakes
I used to do it alllll the time. Creep them out right back ftw
butler12
I'll do it. Give it back to them, see how they like it. Well sound like Amazons. Ready the male. Lol
ilikeyourfaceandstuff
Yes i do.
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
I'm sorry, which word would you prefer that all of science uses moving forward?
realfakedoorssss
I’m pretty sure male/female is still acceptable in the biological sense lol, but it’s weird AF to use it when describing people in a (1)
realfakedoorssss
Non-scientific context (2)
whatupmyknitters
i don't know about @thundercatsouttakes but for me it's the noun-ifying of an adjective that bugs me. i am *a* woman. i am female. female --
whatupmyknitters
--is an adjective. like a female lion, a female human, a male dolphin, etc. it's referring to people solely by their characteristics and is-
whatupmyknitters
--dehumanizing. you wouldn't (hopefully) be like "ask a black" or "she is a tall" or "fats take up too much space". instead you'd refer to--
whatupmyknitters
--them as black people, tall people, fat people, etc. (also i don't feel that way about fat people.)
realfakedoorssss
Weirder still is how defensive guys get when women point out that they dislike being called “females.”
OctopusJebus
ZULUL
SuperSayianGodzilla
DIMOOOOOOOOOON!
OctopusJebus
Didnt expect forsenbajs here
butler12
So accurate. Saying "females", i hear them saying they fear women on a deep level. Creep factor 12
iAmActuallyaDog
And guys defending the girl that bosses them around, and throw tantrums at them.
iceinacup
As a woman, I'm so sorry that girls like that exist. I swear we're not all that level of crazy.
RegrettableDecisions
I actually know a couple where the guy can't stop cheating and the girl bosses him around and throws tantrums. Matched set.
swearty
Ewww, no
Charcharm
Maybe it's the drama they need. Calm girls might bore the shit out of them.
dghammer
Boys ......there is a middle ground.
iAmActuallyaDog
Men have told me that they like it when a girl difficult. Because they love the challenge
Gerolanfalan
There's a difference between healthy mental stimulation and vein bulging eye poppin reality tv drama prevalent in relationships nowadays.
Maggiemypet
My brother is one. I don't understand the appeal.
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Men are idiots. Source: The mirror.
DaDisser
Passive, and submissive girls bore the shit out of me. Not that i want to be yelled at though... just like...have some...balls? Wait..
Charcharm
So there is a thin line between passive and calm? I don't know where I would be, and as time passes I seem to care less about it.
DaDisser
I think its more complex than what we could discuss in 140 characters. I had a specific person in mind when i wrote my comment.
Charcharm
It sure is.