Best pizza recipe I've ever tried.

Oct 23, 2016 6:17 PM

TheGhostOfHarambe

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Can't read

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so confused, it looks perfectly fine.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Or go to seriouseats the page that has that and many more recipes that were well crafted. The website also has a book out, it's pretty cool.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If I don't knead the dough then why is it a requirement of the recipe?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, you made focaccia!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

struggles

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

grammes, inches, fahrenheit. What is this madness?

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

My sentiment exactly.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know, right? Where the hell is this place?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Foolproof"? "No skill required"? Friend, you haven't met me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Android master race reporting in, looks fine to me

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least give credit to Serious Eats. I've made this recipe before though, it's fantastic.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SLOW RISE THAT SHIT SON YEAH

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why even post?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"The next day", the next day?!!!! How dare you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I dont think I will be making a pizza with the step "The Next Day" involved

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Buy ready dough and skip the step

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great recipe if you cut down the amount of potatoe

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Dotty dot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For all you having trouble reading it on mobile, just save it to your phone and you can see it that way

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Actually works. But of course I'll never make it. Lol.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That the UPC is still on the box grater suggests it hasn't been washed since purchase and that makes me feel weird.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I thought everyone posting about pixels was joking because the pictures are so high-def.

9 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 0

Yea, what are the comments about? PIctures look fine to me. Are they not loading for some people?

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

On pc

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's the phones.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Mobile user?

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Yep.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks fine on my phone

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I favorited this. And I am now going to cook this. I'll be back to comment on whether I totally fucked it up or not. Thanks, @OP.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Save me a piece if it's good

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How was it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't made it yet. I'm planning it for this weekend as a treat for my 7 year old. Will update you when it's finished and consumed!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Curious about making it. Let me know how it turns out fam.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fail cat read shit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good god the repost is so bad a SD TV has better resolution.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 16

It looks bad on mobile. It's looking fine on PC.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 25

Yeah on pc it looks fine. On my phone it looks bad

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm on mobile and it's perfect, dunno what's going on with the others

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

It looks just fine on mobile

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

? I can read it just fine and im on mobile, looks good to me.. weird?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I believe the pixels are due to it being a large single image on some mobile devices. It looks fine on pc

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

Yeah, that's a really strange resolution.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks fine on mobile too.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Can confirm, it's basically impossible to read on my phone

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks fine for me. It might be just some phones.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I don't think Android does it.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This one is really more like

9 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 9

Just use a device that has more pixels. The images are fine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks for this, now I have three versions of this

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

nice try

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 4

I'm confused... Nothing here looks low res at all.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

On android, looks fine.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Android and desktop, both fine. Just iDurp.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

iPhones show it blurry

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

it looks very low res for us lurkers on mobile

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Literally can't read this. I'm sad because I love pizza. Needs more pixels.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 10

The pixels aren't the issue it's your phone. The quality is actually really good on PC.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you mean more? OP used both...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here ya go, because @OP is dumb: http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/01/foolproof-pan-pizza-recipe.html

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

...some retard downvoted you for providing the source. o_0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got you

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

*zooms in* "Rap the bowl, and the whole thing will deflate." Well, okay... 'Knees weak, arms are heavy...'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you da man

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You are a hero.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thanks !

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am confused... The image has really good quality, is everybody sarcastic or...?

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 5

iThings show one combined image that takes up the whole screen, which is dumb. Android and desktop show things like normal humans expect.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nope I'm on mobile and it's horrible.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 7

I'm on mobile and it is perfect, easy to read, definitely not diminished, isn't that weird?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fine for me too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unreadable on iPad...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm on the iPad mini 2, looks perfect

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm on the iPad mini 2, looks perfect

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Counter-Nope! I'm on mobile too. What phone are you currently using?

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

IPhone 6s Plus with latest iOS. Bummer.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Samsung J5 latest android version available... Damn producers!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interesting because it's looks fine saving the image. Weird.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

iphone lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the way of displaying the image is the fault here... maybe it shows less pixels so it consumes less internet data?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Now that i think of it, my statement sounds like balooney...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1