Minahirion
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Please enjoy my memory from one of my earlier birthdays when I was a wee tot. I've never slept the same.
Aug 23, 2017 4:15 PM
Minahirion
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Please enjoy my memory from one of my earlier birthdays when I was a wee tot. I've never slept the same.
TedTheMan
Happy cake day, another year wasted...
KingBeardy
Be a good lad and post a pic of your mum so I can have a fap.
MagicBaconBits
Dad says "No, mine first"
tarataqa
"Hoodclips.com"
CakeDaySenderKit
Happy Cake Day!
bulbosos
I'd be more upset that I wasn't invited
underscoreneckbeard
theboobsabide
Plot twist...the donkey brayed
OnePunchCat
Why would that kid yell Hoodclips.com??
EroticZombiePants
I like to think my parents stopped having sex the day I was conceived. Turns out they only stopped about 30 yrs ago, not 40.
Giantisim
OPs face when:
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TheWolfWhoPlaysWithFire
I lived with my grandparents for 3 years they were in their 70s they still got it on in the next room
underlord2132
You shout hoodclips.com ? wut?
Sophiemaee
@x3rn
Whitejack
I heard my parents once, but the worst was being at a sleepover at a friend's and hearing his mum and stepdad
brap
Poor dad. He needed a suppository for constipation.
tarataqa
NO SHIT
Munchman347
That's about when you decide to go back to your own bed...
rainawareness
Headboard?
Munchman347
Kind of like 'waterboard', they give you head until you confess...
tarataqa
a "headboard" is the wooden part of a human bed that is attached to the frame at the Head of the bed. A "footboard" is the same at the Foot.
rainawareness
Oh
mursupilami
thanks for reminding me. i am now gonna go put it in your moms butt
Minahirion
Thanks real Dad
IsButtHurtACarb
"I also choose to fuck this guy's dead wife"
thegreatkumquatmassacre
zachwhack
Plot Twist; Dad is at work
harshpatel369224
"dad"
WitchTrialz
And his parents are dead
ForboJack
And the kid is with his mom.
eggimage
So is mom
everypostepic
Plot twist twist: Your in a coma, and the voices are in your room.
SkepticalOwl
He's having a shitty day
IPoopOnCompanyTime
Other plot twist; it was the dad that said it
tarataqa
and he wants to grow up and become an engineer cuz his dad loves "trains".
IPoopOnCompanyTime
Chuga chuga
Coko4
Hard at work
XenophiliusLovegood
littlepete96
When i was 10 we used to sleep on 2 ends of a very big room - around 15 meters between my bed and my parents. One night I woke up 1/
littlepete96
to the sound of a bed and moans of my mom. I raised my head and saw their figures in a dim light of their bed light. After listening to the
littlepete96
sex for 10 minutes with tears in my eyes I shouted " Can You shut up? Im trying to sleep here" They stopped. Few days later it happened
littlepete96
again. I survived 15 minutes of the spectacle and crying I stormed out of the room with my bed sheets, closed the doors to the other room
littlepete96
it was a hall and i slept on the ground. As I was sobbing on the ground I was rethinking my life choices. After 2 minutes my dad came to me
littlepete96
and started beating me with a set of jumper cables.