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Unboxing
Sep 26, 2016 12:59 PM
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bezuer
This is why we have gender fluids etc.
scooterific
After a while things take shape of the object they are placed in
ThisFrickenGuy
#relateable
percivaldanvers
I'd have laughed if one came out swastika shaped
warrior4k2
Why?!
xxiphos
You are unique; just like everyone else
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
You're a snowflake... Just like everyone else.
AnonPig
Keep up the great work as always!
nipplepanties
It is a sobering truth to learn you are boring.
BrobiwanKenobro
well at least your username isnt
CAPITALLETTERSANDSCEPTICISM
GET BACK IN THAT BOX — SOCIETY
the12thletter
It's more like "Be yourself! No, not like that."
somedudeinatree
Remember, it's hip to be square.
davebeastly
Calm down, Bateman.
SirSage
Checked
Desqx
IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
Heavykiin
#beesex
gzig
Hip hip hip hip hip2b
colopctech
the last time I showed my shape I had to see a judge.
ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor
The last time I showed my shape I was judged.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
The last time I showed my snape, Dumbledore died.
ToxicPineapple
The last time I showed my vape, everyone yelled "We get it!"
DukeOfWellingtone
Last time I showed my rake, I picked up some leaves.
Fightfrog
Last time I showed my break, i had a car accident.
bitterbeard
100% yes, be yourself. 100% yes, but
still holds true
Voltair
Being yourself usually works out but sometimes your true self us a real asshole so you need to make changes.
pedrobrv
Besides, those who try the hardest to be unique end up being anything but. They try so hard to look unique... 1/2
pedrobrv
there's no space for actually being their own person. 2/2
pedrobrv
For every person I know who prides on being unique, I know at least 4 more that dress and behave exactly the same. 3/2
pedrobrv
(that I know personally, that is)
saus695
Does one have to be useful?
XpuntasticX
If you want to be successfull.
saus695
Define successful
XpuntasticX
Job
conquest
yes.
saus695
Why?
conquest
If you want to live like a hermit you still need to be useful enough to take care of yourself. If you want to live with humans, 1/2
conquest
you need to be useful enough not to be a dead weight parasite.
confuciusman2
Doesn't necessarily mean that you aren't. You could probably find another use for that bent fork. A Modern art installation perhaps.
bitterbeard
Make yourself useful, that's the point. Don't make life tough for yourself, sometimes it's okay to go with the flow of the river to survive.
confuciusman2
That's on interpretation. Who died and made you king of right.
confuciusman2
That's one interpretation. Who died and made you king of right and wrong. Point is. Do what you want just don't hurt other people.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I'M A UNIQUE AND PRETTY SNOWFLAKE!!
Lopool
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS CAMPUS!!!!
tentaclefriendly
Trigglypuff.
aPrideofLions
She most certainly isn't pretty and is unfortunately not unique
Nandabun
her mouth is so huge..
TehStoner
I was going to try to come up with something witty, but you two got this. I'm out... peace!
Thoraxe123
She keeps a shovel in her silverware drawer
Nandabun
I keep one in my truck. It's part of my anti-zombie defense arsenal.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Well, gotta maintain that figure by eating 7 subway sandwiches at the same time!
hotterthanthebottomofalaptop
Subway is healthy, you shitlord
THEszechuansauce
Lol nah
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
Is it? Well time to start a new diet
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Not if you eat seven of them for lunch
ElCabaro
The mega Italian deluxe ultra meatball footling extra meatballs extra sauce extra cheese double everything triple bread on a raft 4x4 isn't.