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And before the debate unfolds about the plurality of 'octopus', read this: https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/the-many-plurals-of-octopus-octopi-octopuses-octopodes
AlabamaMaaaooown
Octopoli*
allmypersonalitiesaredepressed
Amazingly scary
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
-podes or -puses. This is octopie:
TrixNStix
"If I fits, I squishs!"
ctrlshiftkill009
imagine what some other fisherman must be thinking as they sail by and see your boat taking a poo
EugeneEff
Probably thinking "Dammit, no one picks up after their boats anymore. Is it so hard to bring a little garabge bag with you??"
MadeYouLookAgain
As a long time commercial fisherman I’ve seen boats take far worse dumps than that.
ClaudBalls
Modern boats like this are equipped with a Puss Hole to let the octopus out
CatFeeshandDog
Octopi going out minus food like ‘This restaurant sucks. Going to give poor rating on Kelp.’
Dontletthebedbugsbite2
He coughed up two little shrimp to slim up. They're alive and look so confused.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
abandoned snacks.
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
It dropped a shrimp
CaptainDashQuinlan
Thanks Alien DNA!
AmishBarn420RaiseIt
"New Latin" was language fan-fiction
JamesDavis73
Squidward Tentacles
DrK8E
Let that one go, Pierre, it has spirit.
c0dengo
Re title: totally fucking agree
c0dengo
Case in point: My Octopus Teacher.
DUBAR70
Trump escaping creditors.
Leprechaunballsaregold
Amazing what you can do when you're suffocating
XRay0976
Pretty sure it's octopussy
EaNasirIsABastard
Someone is going to edit this with hentai sounds.
lostharbinger42
They're all wrong. It's pronounced 'octopapi'
EmanonInverse
Octomus Prime and the Octobots
SunReign
Octopops
haggerton
octodaddy
CrossLament
Octopottami
VeryLumpyGravy
Octopeeps? in this video it may be Octoplop.
bilborrax
Ectocooler
mzamurman
Octopoopy
angelicyokai
Octopotissimus
Nuggetti
höhö tissi :DDD
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
Octopotississippi, but like “pie” at the end
RunawaySpoons
Octopals, for friendly ones
Twinklepot
Off and away!!
CommentMalone
@tinyoctopus
stonekaiju
Lil Cthulhu goin' home. <3
Exclusiff
If a bunch live togethet they are an octopolis
Shaodyn
You might already know this, but an octopus's beak is the only solid part of its body. If that part fits through a hole, the rest will too.
arthurvanhoudt
AND an octopus is very good in estimating it will fit or not! If not he will not even try.
Imheretoupvotebecauseisuckatposting
I'm fuckin terrified of octopi
orbitn
sounds like someone's trying to deflect from that folder of hentai on their hard disk
Imheretoupvotebecauseisuckatposting
SiriHowDoIAdult
My wife days it's a shame that they're so tasty
evildadunit
I too salute our new cephlapod overlords... with drawn butter and garlic
HenryLongfellowIII
Not a fan of the texture. I'd rather squid or cuttlefish.
Sparrowcide
Same. Although cuttlefish are very cool animals as well. They make good sushi though.
ddcrowFlyer
Agreed.
ddcrowFlyer
I eat it once every 5 years
Woolencadavers
I'm a committed carnivore and I cannot eat octopuses. They have smart eyes.
AprilSpectrum
They are in fact sentient.
waeraj
Don't look a cow in the eye. They understand shit man.
RunawaySpoons
I wouldn't call myself committed, although I have no qualms eating meat, but no I wouldn't be able to either.
thefixer25
Check it out: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/octopuses-crabs-and-lobsters-do-feel-pain-government-report-says-b1961020.html
Lurkninja
Is this a surprise to people? That animals feel pain.... How arrogant are we that we think we're the only species capable of feeling pain?
LCMcG
It's a very common belief that crustaceans and mollosks don't feel pain. I heard it a lot growing up.
thefixer25
Not for me. I just thought it was great the UK was looking to potentially make them protected.
Eldibs
Same. I can't eat cephalopods, canines, or underwater mammals.
ultravioletregulator
What underwater mammals would even be on a menu? You're speaking of whale, I'm assuming.
Eldibs
Whale, dolphin, and seal are the ones that come to mind for me.
ultravioletregulator
I know whale get eaten, in Japan. Never heard of dolphin or seal being eaten except by Inuit people.
flarflarf
please do not eat octopus.
TheBinky
Tell them to be less yummy then.
LarchMH
May I ask why? I personally do not enjoy it but I am curious as to why the reason
circlebreaker
They're sentient.
flarflarf
because in almost all situations, octopus only reproduce at the end of their lifecycle. They're very easy to overfish.
Volirus
Because certain species are highly intelligent. We're talking dolphin, chimpanzee maybe even human level of intelligence.
OMGChris
Do you eat pork?
LarchMH
Good point. But intelligence level can't be a factor in the food chain. Octopus are a pest in some places and their number must be kept low
flarflarf
"But intelligence level can't be a factor in the food chain" Sure it can.
J0765
So are humans
LarchMH
Or at least regulated in a way that it won't harm the rest of the native wild life. In my country there's a special license for octupus 1/2
LarchMH
Fishing because they tend to overpopulate the sea. When we had lockdown, their numbers excalated too fast for wildlife safety