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erbiumyttriumytterbium
Satan on the phone to God: "Stop sending these people down here!"
trippingthelightfantastic
MalloryCat
I thought it said Demon and Santa and was greatly confused
iamamitten
ME: [the doors open]
DiscoPhysicist
I find it sad that this wasn't posted sooner.
jordanschlansky
Surprised to see a reference to C.S. Lewis that isn't about Narnia.
Laimbrane
The tormented becomes the tormentor.
Screwdizzle
TheSadMoonRising
MeisPip
Gates of hell wouldnt be labeled and no matter what you always get it wrong on the first try and there will always be someone there to say..
MeisPip
..."you have to push/pull"
kingoffools13
My dear Wormwood...
itsmollaby215
I couldn’t get through that book. I thought it was boring.
MommaLocks
My hubs online gamer name is Screwtape, but not many understands the reference.
MrPeebles
Slubgob and Glubose mentioned in passing was always great.
Zreen
A demon, Satan, and the Devil walk into a bar. The average nondenominational Christian doesn't see the difference
MyDogJake
I honestly don't know the difference.
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
What about Lucy?
Amesang
The devil and demon immediately begin thrashing each other because the Blood War is never ending…
QuiteADapperAsshole
I assumed demons were creatures commanded by Satan, but the devils were fallen angels and THE devil was Lucifer for being the coolest one.
plotruniumnyborgh
They all say "nondenominational"... but they prefer 50's and 100's
TheHentaiWizard
Demon = fallen angel. The Devil = head demon Lucifer = head* angel Satan = Lucifer after becoming a demon Satan = The Devil
TheHentaiWizard
Explanation for the *: To my knowledge the Bible doesn’t actually go into detail about Lucifer’s specific rank. 1/
TheHentaiWizard
However, since he is highly spoken of (Ezekiel 28) and he becomes The Devil many assume he was very important before his fall. 2/2
opdeliversifrequested
Translation;- Me, Myself and i walk into a bar. The average nondenominational Christian doesn't see the difference.
StonerCatJay
Here we have the average nondenominational Christian everybody
opdeliversifrequested
Humm i dont exept this. This is irl im not larping in the game of imaginary rulers.
naytorin
A devil, really. Lucy is the main one, but not the only.
MindlessTangent
If you didn't read this in his voice, go fuck your mother...
mrssugar
Why are you hunting me?
bigmfmike
A demon is a fallen angel, The Devil is Lucifer after his fall from grace and Satan is Gods adversary and was around since always.
HanSolo312
Umm. Source on that... Interesting take on Satan?
TheDepartmentofRedundancyDepartment
Oh fuck I accidentally walked into this conversation *walks back slowly*
SirGrumps
Biblically, Satan is Lucifer. Not sure where you're getting that
AnonOmis1000
If he's been around as long as God, and has God like powers, wouldn't that technically make Christianity polytheistic?
HanSolo312
It would this guy has the wrong definition of satan
Holyfuckwhatsagoodusername
Which kinda makes god a schizophrenic.
Icefyer
Now I'm just imagining that the New Testament is when God got his meds and mellowed out from all the "kill someone over the tiniest things"
EndersGameofThrones
That analogy is actually kind of comforting. It would exain a lot without needing tons of logical proof.
SpikedSquirrel
What is the difference between the Devil and Satan?
HelloSer
Well none but devil can refer to one other than Satan
Patient00
There is a difference
ilavalamp
Satan used to play for the Buffalo Sabres
idiotcube
No, you're thinking of someone else. Satan is the martial arts world champion!
BannedAssholes
The Devil never pops up in the bible except in translation that take liberties. He's a concept created centuries after Jesus alleged death1
BannedAssholes
Satan or "The Adversary" is a concept from the ancient Judeo Teachings before the language of Hebrew as did many teaching and meanings2
BannedAssholes
Basically The Adversary is used to challenge God on bad decisions and trying to make humanity better. It aligns well in the bible 3
BannedAssholes
With many teachings of previous religions. The demigod being who challenged a "head God" for the good of man. Christianity and Judiasm 4
CottonTheClown
Hail Satan \m/
EndersGameofThrones
Our hero, World Martial Arts Champion, Mr. Satan!!!
CottonTheClown
I AM THE GREATEST