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Nov 23, 2017 7:18 PM
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JuniperJupiter
I don't think that's what your mom meant when she said "Stuff the Turkey"....
Cottonflame
BrwnEyedBandit
pNoodleFlyer
Foreplay then intercourse
DeanOMiite
Butter them balls
Madv1lla1n
Mmmmmnnn sous vide Turkey, it'll be ready by New Year...
goochpapadopolis575
Classic... Wine, brine, and 69...
skyline408
The next pic should be the bird laying on a towel in bed about to get a massage.
mlicht
Now that's a bulletproof way to get a UTI..!
hackller
could have waited until it's finished it's monthlies!
FBKatB3TAdotcom
They don't call him old blood and guts for no reason
Iprefermypunsintended
johnmcdracula
Where's the faucet
Memestealer1000000000
Stuffing turkey? What year is this?
keelsman
@cheesecake7
cheesecake7
Turkey?
Totallyscrewedinaustin
My turkey was a cheap date. Just took it out of the sink, threw it in the bag with some sauce and into the oven it went!
nytequiller
Probably because she's Jewish...
SarcasticComment
No stuffing the bum with lemon and herbs?
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
Ours got a whole bunch of basting and then thrown into a deep frier!
ExtraWoody
Not my turkey
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
When Oompa-Loompas go bad
TheAllMightyThreeShoeBeating
AltOrc
jamiedBreaker
Holy shit I didn't think I was having nightmares tonight
ExtraWoody
https://youtu.be/XcTomLFblzo