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Jul 22, 2017 3:40 AM
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wellthatsjustyouropinion
"hi ikea? this is steph. i think there's something wrong with my flüfgfen bookcase. why do i say that? well, it's breathing"
Selendrile
At least it's already put together....
chrismacca
Www.lifehack.com/ikea_#fuckthesystem
Highwired
Pupper picker-upper!
endrsgm
aka following the letter of the law yet completely violating the spirit of the law.
truebobby
Please be going south.
CeterisPerineum
Looks like we're gonna need a bigger bag
njullpointer
I didn't know ikea had takeout.
MyUserNameDoesNotExist
Looks like a Mlëm
bigbrother
what is defined as a "bag" in this case?
Cooperrf
ruslerim
So many ü jokes when ü isn't even in the Swedish language
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
That's what ü think.
deckard12
Oh ü
captyossarian42
With today in the high 80s with high humidity, and subways being hotter still, that's a really inconsiderate owner to wrap a dog in a bag.
pineapplesaremything
I know! Look at all those people blocking the airflow to the pupper! They are doin a crowdin!
forestfinagle
When it's crowded, the dog can get stepped on too - hence the 'small enough to carry in a bag' rule. People are stupid to think this is cute
Librekom
am i the only one here to get borred of seeing the same pic again and again?
Cataleast
Y-yes?
KattTeaa
She lost a screw and has to return it
GreatAlfredini
Sorry New Yorkers but I think ny looks filthy and disgusting. Look at that floor.
captyossarian42
A subway platform that's older than you are and trod daily by millions is dirty. Story at 11.
GreatAlfredini
Sure, but it's almost like New Yorkers never heard of cleaning something. Imma blow your mind by introducing you to power sprayers.
captyossarian42
Oh, those are the cleanest stains you'll ever lick.
GinGi79
Dunno if I'm more amazed IKEA now sells doggos or how infrequent the subway must stop at 145th street to enable her to build it.
UnfocusedPlauge
Why doesn't this have more up Votes?!
MicahtheMartian
Serious. A lot of hilarity in such a brief paragraph
yveris
I taken that train b4 it ain't that bad it's not the G train circa 2014
IHateApostrophes
Haven't taken the G since around that time. Has it gotten better or something?
spooka47
Kinda but it's still the good old mta ya know
MalinorTheMagnificent
It's too fucking hot to be putting a pooch in a plastic bag.
captyossarian42
Downvote fairies out in force, and my other comments keep disappearing.
captyossarian42
Hot+humid+no airflow+IN A FUCKING BAG=why some people don't deserve to have dogs.
Cataleast
So... what alternative would you suggest?
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Hi liberal nanny state fuckerino
captyossarian42
Nah, just an EMT in NYC who rides the subway every day and knows how miserable it is for humans, let alone doggos.
bagodonuts602
Püppër
DrPeppurr
Manufactured in Påwtländ
baldewok
Design by Dög Woofsönn
LaRosbif
How long did it take to assemble
bagodonuts602
Team lift
6Foot4FullOfMuscles
What the hell is a pupper?!?
Cataleast
For some reason, dogs are now called either "doggo" or "pupper" (which initially meant "pup", but has since been extended to grown dogs)...
TacoWasGoingToBeMyName
A smol doggo.
JVM205
But what is a doggo?
TacoWasGoingToBeMyName
A big ol' pupper.
herrau
They don't use either of those letters in Swedish, funnily enough.
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
What's funny about that?
herrau
The fact that the post is supposed to be about IKEA product, which is a Swedish store originally. Again, they don't use those letters.
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
Yeah I don't get what's funny about using the wrong letters. It's not funny, just wrong. But then again, I'm swedish
herrau
You must be fun at parties.