Just spam my chat, I'm bored

Jan 11, 2017 6:20 AM

Murkdum

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"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 5

Everything's fine, nothing to worry about just a slight weapons malfunction but it's all fine now... um... how are you?

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 3

I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me master

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

and I thought they smelled bad, on the outside.

9 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 5

If it smells bad, you're with the wrong one.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Into the chute, flyboy!

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 4

Winner!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm...

9 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 4

"what a desolate place this is"

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 3

Theeeere we go.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

URRGH! GRRR URGH RARGH!

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 3

Easy Chewie

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"Take these two over to the garage, will you? I want them cleaned up before dinner."

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

Oh my God, this is glorious

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Slimy? Mud hole?! My home, this is!

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

*Wilhelm scream*

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

"NOT THE YOUNGLINGS"

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

I am your Father

9 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 7

Simple but it works +1

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'm never touching that thing again, I don't want any part of it"

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

Solo

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

9 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 4

If they follow standard Imperial procedure, they’ll dump their garbage before they go to light-speed.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

IT'S A TRAP!!!

9 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 6

Nice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You have ny undivided attention

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hellooooooo...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not gonna lie I'm jealous/intrigued of your life

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*sad beeping*

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You'll get your money

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 4

"I have a bad feeling about this"

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

Meesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW!

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

the garbage will do

9 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 4

Beat me to it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 3

Lmao how is this not higher up?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd rather kiss the wookie

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

"Pew pew pew pew"

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?!" #

9 years ago | Likes 308 Dislikes 1

This is pretty good too

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This friggin gif makes me laugh every damn time

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've been saying "that log had a child" when I see something interesting, but don't explain when confused individuals ask "WTF you sayin??"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know how many times I've listened to this since it was made

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You came in that?! You're braver than I thought!

9 years ago | Likes 398 Dislikes 8

When my wife met my ex

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the winner, right here

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

its from another post about 2 days ago

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's actually older than that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No doubt

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't spoil the fun

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll be honest this gets posted EVERY day. And that one always makes top comment. Just wanted some easy upvotes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Shiny vadar is shiny.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0