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Dec 11, 2017 11:30 AM
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CommanderPotato
Running dragon teams in FE:H in public spaces has me resonating with #1. "Alright, time to kick Xander's as-CHRIST NOWI, PUT ON A SHIRT!"
OrkieBleu
I like how the catscan cats named Dr.Morris
EGOT
I hate these "Packing heat" ones. Doesn't that mean to carry a gun? Why is a long french fry and a potato with a dick "packing heat?"
AGHHH
#8 is one of my all-time favorite memes.
hamjamm69
+1 for bacon nipples
SilverBadgerBug
Shamelessly admit that I've eaten the pig nippple...
Snaask
Biteenplatre
Juvenal never said that FFS
zackofspades
Just the glimpse of Mariah Carey and the whole song started playing in my head...the time has come.
onlyherewhenipoop
#6 I dunno. Hawking was diagnosed with ALS at 21 not expected to live past 25 and now he's 70. ALS is usually a five year death sentence.
blunte
Numerous studies have shown cognitive benefits from regular exercise. Nothing to doubt there. Plus healthy body does not mean greek god bod.
YoshiBlu
#3 get ready for CTHULHU WATCHING HULU
Espurranza
Shaggy did it first Goku you’re not cool
DonutZlut
Whenever I see one of those Ben Kenobi scenes combined with prequel flashbacks on YouTube I cry a little
ehsteve12
Something tells me Cave Johnson is behind that lemon
GamingMule
I’ve never felt more understood than this post
BearBombs
#11 Fuck off ya spooky midget
boxboxcat
upvote for AZ FE comics
DiceyBusiness
#8
papazulu1186
Good stuff
DapperLordDestral
"I'm really over a thousand years old" isn't that just pedophilia with more steps?
Findmeinthealps
Not really since if there of legal age it isn't pedophilia.
DapperLordDestral
Phelpysan
Breast milk is a funny flavour of ice cream, sure, but is no-one going to mention stimulant flavour?
Gorzine
#7 La muerte peluda! :o
SaltyCroissant
Draws me in with Fire Emblem, nothing else FE related in the rest of the post. +1
vampirehedgehog
#10 What's up with the little spike this summer?
mrjadexxxxxxx
Christmas in July. We had one every year in college.
Lifepack1
Someone had made a post planning for a bunch of people to watch it on a specific day, trying to make a noticeable difference on that graph
TommyWa
I wanna say it was either 4chan or Reddit.
Felderburg
I think Liam Neeson had an interview where he mentioned his role in Love Actually, in which that song plays an important part.
Laeryc
or people wannt Christmas in summer then the snow falls and the cold comes in and people hate the world again
Felderburg
Could be, more plausible than my made up explanation.
Laeryc
yes but i like yours better Mine only works in the north US South is hot all year round
finninthejakesuit
Our comments riding this to the FP. -
hillbillyal
you can tell this gif isn't real game footage because they're on the payload
finninthejakesuit
The Heist - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54MIOgpKl5A
finninthejakesuit
Rat Race - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlMAKpxN8N0
finninthejakesuit
King of the Hill is my favorite Anime - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frKyaFTeC7c
JudgeJack
Are you suggesting the team is actually moving the payload for once?
Satherian
Well, Zen is on it, so it's somewhat realistic
AcidicVanLividLove
Awww fuk yea, snow time in OW boys and girls and nongender binary folks
Zigor22
Why is jungle Goku riding in the wagon?
finninthejakesuit
How to stop procrastinating - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoA4017M7WU&t=43s
finninthejakesuit
The Last Job On Earth - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvs7f4UaKLo
PyllyNalleMissionaries
That is one Crazy Boris Production
DesolateSorrows
What the heck is that gif? Lol
TheOne11111
Its an accurate representation of the coment
ik3r
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJzr_i8VVIE Check out Boris' other animations, always givin' me a good laugh
finninthejakesuit
SNL - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VaXlMvAvk
Kolyathebalding
Oh man, that's totally a reference to that christmas claymation movie. The California Raisins!
MagnorCriol
I love that thing! No one else seems to ever know what I’m talking about! The jazz camels were the best. Or the walrus & penguins.
that1ditzydame
Jazz camels ftw!
MagnorCriol
What was the source for this again? I remember it was funny but not anything that would help me find it.
finninthejakesuit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJzr_i8VVIE
MagnorCriol
TheHawkRules
albinoALPACA
dot.CommentMeta
finninthejakesuit
TheHawkRules
SpaceCatJeffy
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/088/Gentlemen.jpg
sugarlessgumybear
#7 It is the MUERTE PELUDA, Bring in the peruvian flute players!
ABluntForce
... the hairy death? What?
MichaelBay
South Park reference
ABluntForce
Don't you have some cinematic explosions to render?
MichaelBay
BRB, Megan Fox is on the phone
ABluntForce
Let me save you some time: I'm sure she doesn't want to co-star with Mark Wahlberg in a bad Transformers movie.
doesntmatter
Serious question: what is it with Americans and not saying bread crust. It's... pretty weird.
Snooj
You mean not eating it or saying "crust" instead of "bread crust"? To us "crust" is from bread. Everything other kind needs a modifier.
doesntmatter
The not eating it part.
Satherian
Children are picky. Can't be just a US thing.
Randomgamerdude
I like crust myself, unless it's the whole-grain stuff with seeds. I think a lot of it is just children being picky eaters.
flavinbagel
That's just a preference thing for kids. Some kids are known to hate bread crust, but by adulthood you're prob expected to get over it.
Snooj
Not sure, might be because most bread here is shit mass produced stuff so it's even worse. Or that it's much tougher and we like soft bread.
ABluntForce
We are lazy and want only uniform flavors shoveled into our mouths. It's that simple.
Snooj
Perhaps a lot of moms cut off the crust by default and then we get used to it. One of my two kids refuses crust. The other is fine with it.
LolisDoItBetter
I fail to see what wrong with the girl in #1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
maliciousGman
Username checketh outeth
TresusIbor
That was a girl? I was getting Kuja vibes from it, to be honest.
LolisDoItBetter
Either way, it won't stop me.
Tinkrr
'Ey, traps aren't gay...
CatIsFineToo
They're only 2% gay.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
AFAIK, all Fire Emblem dragons are female.
44no44
Bantu, Medeus, Duma, Nils, Xane, and Loptyr are all male dragons that appear ingame. There's also many historic ones referenced.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
None of those have made it into FE:Heroes yet, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
HeckTheHeckOff
In Birthright/Conquest the MC is a dragon, either male or female
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
K, I can only speak for FE:Heroes, where they made m!Corrin a sword user while f!Corrin is a dragon.
PakitoTaquito
What was up with #1 pedo vibe
terithian
They're characters from Fire Emblem Awakening. You can have characters get together and have kids in the game.
ENCHANTMEN
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
nostetselyk
Yeah that one really cast doubt on the rest of the dump for me...
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
That's too bad. I'd hate it if my ignorance got in the way of me enjoying things.
nostetselyk
Oh I enjoyed the rest. I was worried what kind of content the rest would be.
SnugglyBurrick
Clearly you don't watch enough anime/play enough JRPGs
PiggyWobbles
FEH has her as a character, stopped using her because paranoid people would see my phone w creepy loli on the screen. Comic is sooo true
steviedrawsdinos
It's from a game.
ENCHANTMEN
We need to call the mayor of Japan, ask if he's okay
Tinkrr
That's just how the game is, the artist is a woman and thought it was funny to apply real life logic to the game D:
professionallazyperson
Kayayayaya
Rory knows what she's doing.
GoldenSun3DS
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Fire Emblem. Nowi is a dragon - they usually run around in human form outside battle and look like underage girls.
iscasaci
Well not quite all of em. There's adult looking manaketes too, Tiki for example.
44no44
Adult manaketes are 5/7, too. Naga and her reincarnation are both solid, but then there's Mila/Milfgoddess
iscasaci
You're forgetting Xane, Nils and Ninian, to name a few. Hell, Bantu's a geezer.
44no44
I needed to cut the comment short to fit in that totally-worth-it Mila pic. That said, my boy Xane puts all these other hoes to shame.
hardytardigrade
For real. It's not "gross you're a kid", it's "help I don't want to go to jail"?
Tinkrr
I mean she's an ancient dragon and all, kind of like Chromie from WoW.
Legomaniac91
At least Chromie is supposed to be an adult Gnome.
thesmelge
Problem is intent. Sure, she's an ancient dragon. But why did they design her as a child and dressed like that. Someone has bad issues.
44no44
You get downvoted below, and I'm not sure why. You're definitely right. FE1-Tiki, Myrrh, Nils and Ninian were all relatively young dragons >
44no44
> with childish bodies, and the old games didn't fetishize this. They were treated as kids. But Nowi... Nowi is sexualized. It's kinda weird
Tinkrr
It's Japan, half the time the loli is the one committing sexual assault...
thesmelge
Not talking about the characters actions and attitudes. There's a person writing, designing and animating it. It may not be a real child 1/2