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Dec 6, 2019 4:05 PM
Beastialitykilledthecat
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Lachwen
My hometown MLS team absolutely won at this.
cornucopiaofcavies
Omg, Petco!
ThailandExpress
noparfaitforu
DukeSliscus
BRANDS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS
CptBronson
Ultrashotpull
Fair enough, but Gin one was worth a chuckle or two.
CptBronson
Oh, "Silence, Brand" isn't an attack on you for enjoying something. Its an attack on brands for cynically using meme culture for profit.
Ultrashotpull
Eh, fair.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Paramount wins.
SigynRose
Behold. Peak capitalism
3Davideo
We're sorry, this content is not available in your country.
BlindGibberer
CodenameGreyFox
Ubisoft just posted "Ubisoft" That's a winner for me.
CodenameGreyFox
https://twitter.com/Ubisoft/status/1203029344223997953
aRatFlail
Oh, but you didn't see the best one from WotC that they deleted shortly after
HermitBean
Jesus. I wonder what was the joke supposed to be. Other than the wrong one
DarkwingDuc
/r/hailcorporate
f3n1x187
you are losing time not tweeting that on the thread
RicochetSaw
To be fair aviation gin probably doesn't have an HR department, just a man in a sex swing wearing only a Deadpool mask and sarcastic wit
KevinRPD
Silence, brand.
iwantsomemushu
Qualtagh
weeshful
Magic the gathering had a decent one... That also had a pedophile interpretation and it was immediately taken down.
BlindGibberer
How is there any other way to interpret
besides a pedo joke
weeshful
It's a condom size joke
DocTanner
Ooof.... What were they going for there?!
weeshful
Condom size
DocTanner
Ah. Maybe. ... swing and a miss, though. Yikes.
weeshful
I consider the idea to be clever, but the execution? Turbo yikes.
KevinStrexcorp
Old Spice had the best one: "look at me, now look at your man. Back at me"
fightmenaked
Brands just being #relatable, they’re people like you and me and totally not mega corporations only out for your money
vecna03
Well, given how the accounts are run by, you know, people it isnt hard for them to seem relatable.
LoudBirb
I mean... the people running their social media are, in fact, people like you and me. Often, they're not even direct employees.
tpgreyknight
Greetings fellow persons
capillano
“... I mean fellow natural persons, I am one of those, not just a legal person
tpgreyknight
Unironically: calling corporations any kind of "people" just so they can enter into contracts was the biggest mistake we ever made.
Leonir
An actual person is managing the account. This isn't the brands being relatable, this is the employees being human.
fightmenaked
Difference is they’re told to act like this because it’s the most appealing to a twitter younger audience.
DefinitelynotEricTrump
Hate to be that guy but imagine going back in time to tell people you have a computer in your pocket and use to read sex jokes from Poptarts
onewallpaperaweek
How did Wendy's not get in on this?
EvilAristocrat
wendy's was probably trying to figure out how to fucking cook their food
UncleBiscuits
They did. Theirs was "Wow 4 for 4." Poptarts was "fill me up." And Yelp, my personal fav:"Please share your experience with the community."
daimomusic
Yeah Yelp's was the funniest
NoItsATideUsername
I think they did, this is just a tiny sampler of the full-on brand orgy
onewallpaperaweek
IamNotAshamed
"Wow, 4 for 4" is what they replied
BrewmasterDan
https://mobile.twitter.com/netflix/status/1202669582407782400
TearsAreGoodLube
Oh some of these are fucking priceless
Burgerhammer
Something about unnaturally square meat
sandyman23
As someone with burger in their username, I would expect you to address the shape of other burgers as well. Beef isn’t shaped like a disc.
ConfederacyOfDunces
Or a hammer
onewallpaperaweek
https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1202669582407782400
thedoorman42
Y'all just gonna glaze over how funny the PetCo one was....L M F A O
ChetTheRocketStedman
Stubhub “Backstage pass included” has to be the winner.
notreallythatunpopularopinionrabbit
I dunno, the Kettle Chips 'You can go elbow deep in me' is pretty high there
f3n1x187
ding ding ding, we have a winner!
wooliebooger
RowanUnderwood
Raxiel
UncleBiscuits
Well now I want to give blood.
RickThizzleBeef
This kind of shit is cringy.
TheRicM
Cringe sells
VulcanP90
y helo thar tiktok
briham86
Choke me harder Daddy
wronggifatthewrongtime
manonthemountain
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
copingcabana
Best Lois ever.
TheRicM
Don't recall Jerry ever playing Lois
copingcabana
"Flying around, saving strangers. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?"
IronCore
Funny how standards change. Nobody these days would ever question whether she had work done or not. The episode would be unbelievable.
Alimoreli
Truly spectacular progress. Would love to see a chart of believable/unbelievable size compared to year.
Bigworm666999
I'd believe it.
IronCore
I suppose you're right. You'll find somebody willing to believe anything.
TangoZ
Not to rain on the parade... They're only spectacular if you absolutely LOVE fried eggs.
hetnkik999
lol, I was about to say, I've seen 'em. Not spectacular.
TangoZ
My daughter told me she saw her grandmother’s (my in law) “boobs”. I replied, “Was there bacon too?” She looked at me and said “No?”
Hekatombe
Yeah....
jiankui
Oh no. That's legit going to HR.
ConfederacyOfDunces
@ElbowDeepInAKettleChips
bongles
Do they have a bag that's elbow deep size?
ColoniaCroisant
Costco my dude
DoubleNubbin
You just use a child.
coffeeismyfriend
I hope you’re talking about a bag of kettle chips
sprfrkdvd
Instead of a bag of chips?
drawnprawnalt
FBI OPEN UP!.gif
railgrinder
Ahahaa, hey wait, hold up there...
OHGODBEEEES
MadeYouLookAgain
ImFrank
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
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ThoughtsAndBeers
Lsai
That tweet was taken down :,(
Hekatombe
No? https://twitter.com/imgurhorselady/status/1203047696849940480?s=20
Lsai
It doesn't show in the reply thread
Lsai
https://twitter.com/kettlebrand/status/1202790912729997312
AnneGwishZ
I love her
Hekatombe
She is weird in a very lovable way.