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Apr 7, 2017 3:13 PM
Mccanimal101
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sauceybiscuit
...AND HIS NAME IS JOHN...CENA! *cue the music*
PopeHoek
Not all heroes wear rubbers
ViperDriver99
Why does this make FP every time it's reposted?
nedstark9000
OPsFatMom
Did he fuck any of the zombies in the zombie one? Asking for a friend, that friend being my penis
Alpacacide
At first I was like "Wow, that guy is pretty amazing." Then it hit me. "Fuck. He's a pornstar."
NightOfTheLivingKells
His mother must be so proud
RavenKI
Mr.Clean
rangervern
It's Dick Ulonger
stormnutt21
God bless him.
koboshi
I guess he's a scientist. And I love science *blush*
11110111100
That fake Army uniform pisses me off so much that I had to come here from the future to tell you. Stupid actors.
trollingworld
Not gonna kid myself. I wud hit it
DhanDhan2
This is porn right?
YoMisterE
Did the space one ever happen?
camelofdoom
It fell somewhat short of its goal https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/
Harm
AND HIS NAME IS...
TheBannedOne2
Johnny Sins.
robrudewastaken
And a thespian.
Izzymandias
"Isn't that illegal in this state?"
ToastDNA
Because thespians do it on stage?
TheBannedOne2
He's the hero we all deserve.
AlmostScientist
I was confused until I saw the detective part cuz I recognized the lighting style
HypnoJack
A true connoisseur you are.
AlmostScientist
the details make the story.
WifeofMike
Ok.... he is HOT!!! Seriously!! Who is he?!? So I can find him on Pornhub!!!
Mccanimal101
As the OP of this post I shall come to assist you fellow Imgurian, his name is Johnny Sins. Enjoy your day lol
ReposterCallerOuterMan
fuck @OP how many people are going to repost about this porn star...we get it..
Mccanimal101
Well judging by your name as many times as we need too lmao
crossfitjesus
Wow God Bless his soul - this is what makes America great..
umikaloo
Suspension of disbelief can work wonders.
TheCiNk
They never went to space did they
jetflight
No, but this is the only one where it's not a movie costume. Talks were well underway before the plug got pulled.
LovinMedLife
No but it was out of this world
bacchuss
For 5 fucking seconds I thought this was real
Ash0lay
Me too, but then I got to #3 and I knew it was porn
AwesomeTeddybear
Yes but who is woman #2
TheBannedOne2
Eva Lovia... You're welcome ;)
AwesomeTeddybear
Thanks :)
thisismypersonalusername
I heard he only got paid 25% as much as his female co-workers.
reider10
Poor guy
lickmybuttandsuckonmyballs
Less pay and cumming on and in (mostly) pretty women. Not as bad as it could be
Thewayofthebear
That must of been hard to take...
ISeenNippIe
It's commonly known that women out earn men in the porn industry.
DoubleNubbin
Porn? It said he was an astronaut, cop, doctor, soldier, businessman...Nothing about the porn industry. You can't libel people like that.
HypnoJack
This is an incomplete summary of this amazing man's life.
watev322228
He is doing his best to close those gaps
IamaMurse
Fill those gaps.
Silhouette951
Is that Johnnie Depth?
cornedbeefhash
But for real, for the female scientists of imgur... name?
SoDoneWithYourShite
Dick Fitswell
Cheomesh
Do women actually find him attractive?
tonksl
i like the way in which he does ... stuff...
dothebartman
Not this one!
debatablesarcasm
Yes. Yes we do.
cornedbeefhash
I'm honestly just curious about his... talent...
IAmMrfish
And those of us that identify with Apache helicopters and who prefer to be referred to as shopter/hopter.....
raspberry
StupidFatDaikini
and us gays....
cornedbeefhash
*penis lovers, how's that? :P
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
how bow da !
StupidFatDaikini
perfect. *z-snap*