RenaissanceFaireMan
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Didn't lose any!!
Apr 14, 2018 1:28 AM
RenaissanceFaireMan
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Didn't lose any!!
willsingforavocados
crushin it
RenaissanceFaireMan
Hopefully not like Wesley Crusher.
photog
RenaissanceFaireMan
Why would you be mad, you didn't bike 8 miles AND have to argue with people every bit of the way.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Thank you, they put up a good fight!
ItsMeMello7
No you didn't. Change my mind.
RenaissanceFaireMan
I can't change my ex's damn mind, you want me to change yours?
cluckythehorse
If you ever have a bad day @OP, I'll let you win a fake argument with me.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Love biking, you just have to concentrate on moving your legs and feet. Plenty of time for the brain to just do it's thing.
RenaissanceFaireMan
That being said, while I'm biking....could totally crush you in an imaginary argument if you like it or not!
incrediblynormalperson
Realising the lack of effort I now put into naming files, I found myself being okay with saving this image as argemuntes.jpg
TheOnlyOriginalScreenNameLeft
Did 34 miles yesterday. No arguments.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Really, I find biking to be sorta like the opposite of meditation. There's nothing to do but pedal, think, pedal more, think, pedal...
TheOnlyOriginalScreenNameLeft
Where I live, it’s a constant struggle to not get killed by asshole and absent minded drivers. So that’s what I think of.
PhilDimeRexVinnie
Lol
holdyfolds
I won 2 arguements just opening this post.
RenaissanceFaireMan
I won 3 arguments making mac 'n cheese earlier. Top that!
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
weather is nice here too, been rollerskating at the park and oh the arguments i have constructed! i understand the satisfaction l
RenaissanceFaireMan
IDK, the body gets into a rhythm and the brain says, "I'm not needed for this. Let's think about that thing that happened 8 years ago."
MrRandomUK
Well done, challenge yourself in mile steps through the year... do a few more 8s... then go for 9.... eventually i got up to about 80miles.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Oh, only reason it was 8 miles was because the store I went to is 4 miles away...
RenaissanceFaireMan
I can bike a lot more than just 8 miles.
thinkinthatheneedsit
I too talk to myself when I'm by myself and act out situations I make up in my head.
RenaissanceFaireMan
The big question is, "Do you just do it internally or are you muttering out loud?"
Fujidude
If I do that when I'm driving I can't remember parts of the drive. Best to save those arguments for the shower.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Hmmm...winning shower arguments. Best thing ever!
Sp1der
Do this too, usually when walking without headphones or driving, I think of solutions to things etc. and dont remember them afterwards :)
RepresentativeOfNorway
I like having leanghty discussions with the voices in my head too.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Yes. HHHmmm...ok. I see the point. No, you're wrong. Yes, you just don't see it the right way. Here's how it really is. I win!
JohannVonTittySprinkles
8 miles?
RenaissanceFaireMan
Well, to the store and back....if I had to bike further; would have won even more arguments!
ManLonG
were your knees weak and arms heavy?
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Mom's spaghetti?
GBWI
now take a long shower and win another two!
RenaissanceFaireMan
Already on that, now I have to talk to my showerhead how @GBWI is all controlling and riding my front page post!
RenaissanceFaireMan
I got lots of people who can't stand up to my shower logic!
shunofagun
RenaissanceFaireMan
Yes...but a little more happy and mental trophies.
qyrriqat
Now work your way up to a rate of more than 1 APH. Feel the burns!
RenaissanceFaireMan
Look, sitting my ass in a chair and winning fake arguments isn't anywhere near as satisfying as doing it while riding a bike.
RenaissanceFaireMan
That's my goal!
battlepants
What.... the... that acronym.... oh, OH, ARGUMENTS per hour. That took me far longer than it should have.
kindofaprick
Good for you. You’re wrong about the fourth one and go fuck yourself, but good for you.
RenaissanceFaireMan
The 4th argument was a close one...but in the end, pretty sure I gave good reason as to why I was right!
kindofaprick
Gonna need a source if I’m going to even think you’re on to something.
RenaissanceFaireMan
This is the post that makes me go around the block a few more times. "Biiittchh...you see me biking here? I win cause you ain't biking!"
Baduumtsss
Fuck yeah!
RenaissanceFaireMan
Fuck them!
eathotdog
Did you battle rap your arguments?
RenaissanceFaireMan
No, but I treated myself when I got home....if you know what I mean. /wink /wink /nudge /nudge
weedsaveslife
Do the same . I keep winning and now I think I'm a genuis
RenaissanceFaireMan
Only thing you have to do now is convince actual people about your biking/shower thoughts.
imdonewithpickingusernames
Plot twist: it was a tandem and his wife was in the front. He just never noticed
Eliscool27
Or like...behind him
NateintheNorth
If you've got a wife in front of you that you're not noticing, you've got bigger problems. Could be a number of things. Like invisible wife.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Or she's backseat driving?
DragothMP5
Invisible wife, invisible life?
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
you do not win arguments with your wife. You just postpone them
RenaissanceFaireMan
You postpone them for when she isn't around, because she isn't biking those 8 miles with you....that's when you say "Biiiiiittttccchhh".
RenaissanceFaireMan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s
RenaissanceFaireMan
Oh right, like I'd endure an 8 mile bike ride while arguing with my wife.
Broxzier
See? OP didn't notice at all!
RenaissanceFaireMan
I'm not Al Bundy.
DrSirSexyLegs
If you were Ted Bundy you wouldn’t have to worry about it.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Look, I have a Paypal account....don't narc on me. How much you want?
IAProX
I'm jealous that you're able to ride right now. It's 34 and raining here. Probably won't be able to ride for at least another month.
strift
We've had rain on and off for two weeks and I'm getting cabin fever not being able to ride.
IAProX
Im kind of dreading it since I did nothing over the winter and am now several lbs heavier and out of shape. 1/
IAProX
But man do I love the feeling of cranking down a road or trail full tilt! The first 100 miles will be hell though.
TeDmund
OTher people do this!?!
RenaissanceFaireMan
Not as good as I do it....
TeDmund
8 miles, 6 arguments thats pretty epic - I'm usually more along the lines of 2K walk 1/3 argument stuck on some petty point
RenaissanceFaireMan
I bet by 35 you thought you'd be working from home, cranking out books.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Tom?
TeDmund
HOW do you know my name??? (other than plausibly looking at my details)
RenaissanceFaireMan
I must be an aspiring psychic.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Where do you go to get a really good salami pizza?
RenaissanceFaireMan
How's New Zealand?