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Why add the first thought bubble?
Jan 13, 2018 10:54 AM
Cookieneko
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Jamestown37
#13 Holy accurate
CreepyPete3
You know I don’t speak Spanish
izme1000
+1 for random sunflowers
gracefalls
Anybody else pause to have a wtf moment when they saw them pretty ass sunflowers n shit? Fuckin beautiful son
Solkanarmy
"you can't do it all in one trip" - "I never do"
ARealHumanNotFake
You're a failure.
Solkanarmy
it's the guy's tattoo in that pic
ARealHumanNotFake
That's hilarious I didn't see that!
jjm152
The last time my wife had "Nice tits" yelled at her it was by a woman smoking a cigarette next to a baby stroller outside an amusement park.
shootan
Isn't Adam Ellis that guy that made everyone think his house is haunted?
whiteanon
I don't know what bugs me more, every dump making it to fp or the fact every dump has something about 2017 being present day in it.
CometLaHal
is it a meta meme at this point im unsure
zoomer296
And the fact that these memes usually claim to be new.
Cookieneko
Yupp. Not new. Just clearing my phone.
imagineacoolnamehere
Really enjoyed that artistic map
Lozadora
“One hour in the bathroom” TEACH ME
TheSilverSeraph
Step 1: make a dumb face and funny pose for the “before” photo...
Gamemaster64
Missing a step? Don't you mean stepping on the missing step.
Raprice
What's the source of #3?
koinuchan
#1 Toy Story was what?
Unlii
Ok
DanFranzen
Just OK
cupcakesandviolence
#14 finally, my time to shine!
FrogBotherer
Pasta tax? Looks delicious and now I'm hungry.
TracynKyrayc
A pastax ?
Cookieneko
Why not? Errrbody loves pasta
skynes
I could totally get behind a pasta tax on imgur.
ICheckSpellingAndSuch
Did you just assume my appetite?
Cookieneko
Yes.
TheRunawayFound
#3 is awesome. Where's it from?
GlassTurtle
#1 Dimitri Martin graffiti did it for me.
Ssssssssssss
Really wish they'd put in the ability to downvote particular parts of a thing. Sometimes I like everything but one or two.
StateKing
Remember someone wearing a shirt at college that said..."Engineers: we screw, we nut, we bolt!"
pendulove
There's a few too many "I was special and so full of promise and now look at me." You ok man?
WildeAboutWords
#1 graffiti on the brick
turbulentlizard
It's from Jonah from Tonga, his tag was Dick-tation.
WildeAboutWords
Nah, I mean the OTHER graffiti. “toy story 2 was ok”
BorkLocutus
Lapelduvide? Thank God, all these years i was thinking i was secretly insane and fought it. This is a day i shed this anxiety. Thx, Imgur.
MickChester
The call of the void is real. I'm not suicidal, but I think what would happen if... Then I realize that's ridiculous & stop myself.
GarrusV
I am confused. Why do they even mention the french name? Like if it is special for the French language...
13fingerfx
KryoKurse
Why stop at "nut and bolt" when you can say "screw, nut, bolt?"
shhep
#3 Poland's painting is dude called Reytan (or Rejtan). Got sick of stupid cunts in gvt and tore his shirt while trying to stop them from
o4kill
#3 TIL I like Polish painters best.
shhep
entering the parliament. We all should be like Reytan. Only, try maybe taking off shirts, because that'd be a hell of a lot of torn shirts.
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For a second I thought it was "l'appel du viande" the call of the meat
Zokalwe
That's a very real thing too
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True
iisn00b97
OaksParcel
Toy Story 2 was ok
VoluptuousHorseKankles
Harry Potter 2 was okay, but I️ feel I️t lacked the charm of the first
AmICleverYet
The way his tongue is animated I can't help but hear it as "Nishe Titsh"
Yeraton
Thanks!
SexualConsent
There are two types of people
iisn00b97
LincolnSiixEcho
LupusGrey
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
The worst though is guys who yell out "SMILE!" As I'm walking or driving. Never has a nice word sounded so ding-dangly aggressive.
SnugglesaurusRex
It's basically saying: "You exist to look pretty for me! I rightfully have dominion over your inner life!" Darn tootin' it's aggressive
cheeseguy3412
ASquare
I wish someone noticed me too that'd be nice!
ENCHANTMEN
My dad had a friend who would angrily shout "merry christmas" to other drivers while honking the horn
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
"It's July, Sir."
Beitrix
Dude... Recipe for the pasta.... Please?
pugerrific
https://www.budgetbytes.com/2013/01/creamy-spinach-sausage-pasta/
AgentDouble0No
Thank you! It looks amazing
Beitrix
THANK YOU, YOU ROCK!!!
sinbios
#1 "Beautiful sounds of the city" said no one ever.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
I'm a city slicker and fuck, I'd prefer the calming, droning silence of the countryside instead.
WhatzitTooya
Come on, who doesnt love that constant random noise of cars in the background? /s
MerToo
chill, it's a joke: her tits are crap
rezpawner
This right here. Nobody who has ever lived in a city thinks the sounds are beautiful. Car-horns, traffic, yelling, etc.
MetroidJunkie
Yeah, if you goto the city looking for beautiful sounds, you're stupid. :D
YourWaifuIsTrash
After moving back home from college, I miss the background noise of cars driving by and the green line passing my apartment, helped me sleep
thejunhorde
Also, not a single one of that guy's comics has ever made me laugh. I'm kinda surprised how often I see them on here.
Albinoblackbears
Isn't the dude hated on reddit for that reason, and he has a bunch of stock photos that he just pastes into a scene to save time.
whatupmyknitters
maybe you're just not in the intended audience? i like his stuff. he also has a storify about a ghost he says he keeps seeing. that's fun.
Genini
Some people in the sticks romanticize it, but the sounds of the city are just jackhammers and police sirens.
DaDisser
Gun shots and homeless ppl
StandardDeviant
And buses stopping and going.
whatupmyknitters
i didn't care for city sounds, then i moved away, and now when i go back to the city i'm like "ahhh this sounds so much better"
heythatsnotfunny
Dude ... Romanian?
AxellTheDragon
When I reached that part I thought for a sec that my AdBlocker stopped working and it was an ad in the middle of the post...
AlexandruN
I thought the same thing. Plus, everyone knows the correct answer is "you take a selfie with it and post it on YouTube"
Cookieneko
Yupp. Romanian ^^
gumgumfordumdum
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Cookieneko
Ēęē
SorinV
Hey, it's you again! :D The awesome Brasovian from Selfie Day, is it? All good?
Cookieneko
Yeah it's me! ^^ thank you so much! All good, thank you! I hope you do good as well!
BearBombs
Care to explain the joke for non-Romanian speakers?
Cookieneko
I did. Look at my response for the comment before yours.
heythatsnotfunny
Cheerio's. Good luck with the driver's licence :))
Cookieneko
Why so? I've got mine. :))
Cookieneko
Omg!! I've just seen it! It was ment to be sent to my brother. That screenshot is 6 months old!!! Haa!! I'll try to delete it.
heythatsnotfunny
I lol'd. C u around! :)) leave it there, it will attract more from Romania :))
Cookieneko
Yupp cannot be deleted. I've thought of it. Anyway it adds to de WTF factor :)).