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Jan 13, 2018 10:54 AM

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#13 Holy accurate

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know I don’t speak Spanish

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

+1 for random sunflowers

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Anybody else pause to have a wtf moment when they saw them pretty ass sunflowers n shit? Fuckin beautiful son

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

"you can't do it all in one trip" - "I never do"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're a failure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's the guy's tattoo in that pic

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's hilarious I didn't see that!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The last time my wife had "Nice tits" yelled at her it was by a woman smoking a cigarette next to a baby stroller outside an amusement park.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Isn't Adam Ellis that guy that made everyone think his house is haunted?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know what bugs me more, every dump making it to fp or the fact every dump has something about 2017 being present day in it.

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 8

is it a meta meme at this point im unsure

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the fact that these memes usually claim to be new.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yupp. Not new. Just clearing my phone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Really enjoyed that artistic map

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“One hour in the bathroom” TEACH ME

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Step 1: make a dumb face and funny pose for the “before” photo...

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Missing a step? Don't you mean stepping on the missing step.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's the source of #3?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Toy Story was what?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just OK

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 finally, my time to shine!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pasta tax? Looks delicious and now I'm hungry.

8 years ago | Likes 377 Dislikes 0

A pastax ?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why not? Errrbody loves pasta

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

I could totally get behind a pasta tax on imgur.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you just assume my appetite?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

#3 is awesome. Where's it from?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Dimitri Martin graffiti did it for me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really wish they'd put in the ability to downvote particular parts of a thing. Sometimes I like everything but one or two.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remember someone wearing a shirt at college that said..."Engineers: we screw, we nut, we bolt!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a few too many "I was special and so full of promise and now look at me." You ok man?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 graffiti on the brick

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's from Jonah from Tonga, his tag was Dick-tation.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, I mean the OTHER graffiti. “toy story 2 was ok”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lapelduvide? Thank God, all these years i was thinking i was secretly insane and fought it. This is a day i shed this anxiety. Thx, Imgur.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

The call of the void is real. I'm not suicidal, but I think what would happen if... Then I realize that's ridiculous & stop myself.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am confused. Why do they even mention the french name? Like if it is special for the French language...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

that went well.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Why stop at "nut and bolt" when you can say "screw, nut, bolt?"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#3 Poland's painting is dude called Reytan (or Rejtan). Got sick of stupid cunts in gvt and tore his shirt while trying to stop them from

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

#3 TIL I like Polish painters best.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

entering the parliament. We all should be like Reytan. Only, try maybe taking off shirts, because that'd be a hell of a lot of torn shirts.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

For a second I thought it was "l'appel du viande" the call of the meat

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's a very real thing too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True

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Toy Story 2 was ok

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harry Potter 2 was okay, but I️ feel I️t lacked the charm of the first

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The way his tongue is animated I can't help but hear it as "Nishe Titsh"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

There are two types of people

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The worst though is guys who yell out "SMILE!" As I'm walking or driving. Never has a nice word sounded so ding-dangly aggressive.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

It's basically saying: "You exist to look pretty for me! I rightfully have dominion over your inner life!" Darn tootin' it's aggressive

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I wish someone noticed me too that'd be nice!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My dad had a friend who would angrily shout "merry christmas" to other drivers while honking the horn

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"It's July, Sir."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude... Recipe for the pasta.... Please?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! It looks amazing

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU, YOU ROCK!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 "Beautiful sounds of the city" said no one ever.

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I'm a city slicker and fuck, I'd prefer the calming, droning silence of the countryside instead.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Come on, who doesnt love that constant random noise of cars in the background? /s

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

chill, it's a joke: her tits are crap

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This right here. Nobody who has ever lived in a city thinks the sounds are beautiful. Car-horns, traffic, yelling, etc.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Yeah, if you goto the city looking for beautiful sounds, you're stupid. :D

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After moving back home from college, I miss the background noise of cars driving by and the green line passing my apartment, helped me sleep

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Also, not a single one of that guy's comics has ever made me laugh. I'm kinda surprised how often I see them on here.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 7

Isn't the dude hated on reddit for that reason, and he has a bunch of stock photos that he just pastes into a scene to save time.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

maybe you're just not in the intended audience? i like his stuff. he also has a storify about a ghost he says he keeps seeing. that's fun.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some people in the sticks romanticize it, but the sounds of the city are just jackhammers and police sirens.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Gun shots and homeless ppl

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And buses stopping and going.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

i didn't care for city sounds, then i moved away, and now when i go back to the city i'm like "ahhh this sounds so much better"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude ... Romanian?

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

When I reached that part I thought for a sec that my AdBlocker stopped working and it was an ad in the middle of the post...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing. Plus, everyone knows the correct answer is "you take a selfie with it and post it on YouTube"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yupp. Romanian ^^

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

Ææææææ

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ēęē

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, it's you again! :D The awesome Brasovian from Selfie Day, is it? All good?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah it's me! ^^ thank you so much! All good, thank you! I hope you do good as well!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Care to explain the joke for non-Romanian speakers?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I did. Look at my response for the comment before yours.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheerio's. Good luck with the driver's licence :))

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Why so? I've got mine. :))

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Omg!! I've just seen it! It was ment to be sent to my brother. That screenshot is 6 months old!!! Haa!! I'll try to delete it.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

I lol'd. C u around! :)) leave it there, it will attract more from Romania :))

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yupp cannot be deleted. I've thought of it. Anyway it adds to de WTF factor :)).

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