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May 28, 2016 9:49 PM
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FunyGameTime
what goes well with white end fish?
gimmeajetpack
Alcohol goes great with my sadness!
fukmeefuku
I just look for the highest alcohol content...
GradiustheFox
Beer and cake? How about NOPE.
StarryPlough
Drink pairing is hands down one of the most full of shit aspects of food & drink. If you don't like an IPA you won't like it with a curry
Rjgood04
BS. Never pair an ipa with spicy. Why do you think so many lagers come from Mexico?
ballsinaheatwave
Pair your beer with wine for a night you can't remember
CarComp
Is that a cigarette?
lemonwhores
Magic wand.
Smokescreendoublehogan
I love porters and stouts
GonzotheGreat1949
More like. This bottle of wine is going to pair great with the 3 double cheeseburgers and 10 piece nugget at 2 am.
akd2003
Where's pizza?
canigetabanana
I understand pairing but believe that your favorite type of drink will always be best.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Or whatever you're in the mood for / think would be tasty with your meal.
Lepercake
You can have pilsner to literally anything.
dirtydumpling
No. Craft beer does not pair well with food. I am sorry, your strawberry infused hop heady beer juice terribly overpowers everything
skrtskrtskrtskrtskrt
I'm 14, why am I reading this?
palindromebob
Merlot?
thesplashingblumpkins
Pairs well with everything especially sadness
palindromebob
You mean It pairs well with cats. Thanks for clarifying.
GrizzlyWicks
porter and stout are basically the same thing and I wouldn't eat while drinking ether u just ruin the taste
Pukako
Match a good chocolate gateau with a great porter, and it's magic. Try learning about darker beers sometime. :)
delrio7
You mean Beer + everything ever
platypoon
I pair my liquor with cigarette smoke and self hatred.
nzey
Can someone explain why aby of this matters?
IHadToSignUp
Now that the lobbyists have had their go I'd like to point out that I drink water with every meal except breakfast, when I have apple juice
Cal1te
That sounds um... depressing?
IHadToSignUp
Alcohol is a CNS depressant so in fact it's the opposite.
tpgreyknight
I'm right there with you.
Omny
What's the fanciest food I can pair with my Mountain Dew
5uperjames
Taco Bell
Pangs
Flamin' Hot Cheetos
bergmama
that's a rooster
Gomar1979
As a French it's soooo bad. Not even basic.
Zak57TR
That beer one is like 30% accurate.
shutyourpieholedouche
Nawwww that's the whole reason I Favorited this post.
OkNowKith
This is great for food... but what do you recommend for just being awake?
OrokuSaki52
Shots
delapolla
Fired
TheRicM
Espresso stout
OkNowKith
I categorize stout as food... right next to a loaf of bread..
TheRicM
Rightly so lol
MylastaccountgotbandbecauseIpostednakedwomen
What about pairings for cider?
TheNewNurse
I pair my hot pockets with tears and whiskey from the bottle
WillyGirlBlouse
Yous'a cunt flap, pickle up CowCock.
CapnJackSparrow
I myself prefer pairing my beer with whiskey from the bottle, closely followed by more beer. And then some rum to wash it all down
iWasToldThereWouldBe
Freshly baked Chocolate Chip Cookies with a pint of Stout !
Dongblaster9000
We ain't thinkin bout tomorrow.. Something something Swiiiit hummm errrlabama
JupiterJedi
That's on my menu daily. For dessert I take two delicious sleeping pills.
tothe9ines
Talk about sinfully indulgent!
KebabRemovalUnit
Me too but when i feel fancy i pair a Stouffer's meal with rum from the bottle and a side of self shame
TheNewNurse
Or popcorn with a side of regret
KebabRemovalUnit
Oh the late night special, good choice
TheNewNurse
Nah that's taco bell and more tequila
KebabRemovalUnit
No that's the toilet 69 special silly
chetpancakes
Wrong, you pair IPAs with the trash can
actry
I typically like IPAs aside from the kinds that are typically named like "HOPRAPE FURY"
johnnyzcz
Would not surprise me at all if that's a real beer
LtShed
I feel like so many craft breweries are violently rejecting shitty lagers, that they make these ridiculous IPA's that just aren't palatable
SendMeYourOtters
The bigger issue is IPAs are as popular in craft beer as lagers in major breweries; not everyone can make a good one but they feel obligated
SendMeYourOtters
There are ridiculously hoppy IPAs that are great, but you are right, there are a lot of shitty IPAs to accompany our shitty lagers.
someonefoundoutmyurlsoihadtochangeit
There are some very good IPAs. Laginitas has a great IPA
LtShed
That is one of my faves for sure, but there are a lot of other styles that are underrepresented. try a Troubadour Magma DIPA if you can find
ThatDwarfWhoStealsYourOpinions
"Do you have any wheats?" "No, but we have 7 identical-tasting IPAs and one porter to meet diversity requirements."
LtShed
I'm w working in a bar in the UK 'do you have any Weiss beers?' 'you know you won the war, you can ask for wheat?'