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Jun 13, 2016 9:31 PM
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SirTimTimOfSealand
That went 0-100 real fucking quick.
skintendo64
Cool dude. Seen this before...and again, and again, and again.
stinkyweasleteats
"The concept of extinguishing a human life really gets me aroused. Its called a murder boner." - Raffi
Toby1066
This is bullshit. Of course it matters who. The closer the familial bond, the greater the rush of sheer ecstasy..
Entropi
I do 2 of these 3 items, and I like water... I leave the rest up to speculation.
Andilee
Fuck with my hypersomnia id kill a man and fall asleep right after... Or while doing it.
Ssssssssssss
Not today, Satan. Miss me with that shit.
BritishBatman
Why the hell do people say exercise wakes you up?
SoupX2
That's how I start my daily routine!
Sejanus1964
I can attest to the murder. It really gets the endorphines flowing.
AyeCorona
If I jogged up and down the stairs while tired, I would just all asleep after
inkorp
Widowmaker knows this
dingdongawhatiswronga
ThisUserNameReallySucks
Mortuos
One of these is not like the others.
AnusHemingay
In fairness that guy looks like he's asking for it
drewcrosby
YOUR SOUL IS MINE. - Shang Tsung
Cipollino
TyphoidExplosion
This gif never fails to put me in tears, good usage +1
Mayhaveshatmyself
I have always wondered what the interviewer was saying to him
JohnStrepsil
Meh, I can manage two of those, but iced water? Nah, makes my teeth hurt.
beeaphobic
Start using sensodyne?
ElloTherePoppet
You have an issue with the WATER?! I am just worried about those stairs.
TiberiusBloodhammer
Replace water with vodka when necessary
TypoInEveryComment
If Vodka would make me awake i wouldn't stop drinking it! Lol
Lojay
Killing a man will absolutely keep you up. Even if it's justified. From racing thoughts and regret while you're awake. Then nightmares after
thebabyriblet
That escalated quickly.
MissParadoxLife
IAmInGreatPainPleaseHelpMe
Well I hate stairs, and can't stand being cold, so I'm left with only one option...
DavidBowieFlyingInOnATigerMadeOfLightning
I <3 clickhole, I'd be excited if I finally see them make the fp
batmanmf
I love that the murderee is all smiles and blissful unawareness.
vcpink
I audibly chortled at this turn of events. Good job old boy. Good job. I shall bestow upon you one green arrow of awesomeness.
CorvoAttano24
DovaGoose
That escalated quickly.
Pengarr
The original ClickHole article actually escalates more slowly. There are 10 tips instead of 3 and it just slowly gets horrifying.
Nakedasiandude
That took the stairs quicklu
gotchasucka
TIPS, they're TIPS, not hacks!
AaronHonea
Thank you! I hate that word so much now. It's used incorrectly so often
ib0b
Depends on how you achieve #3
whoknowswhoitis
With a hacksaw?