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Jan 13, 2019 10:59 PM
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LeopardCay
Pah. Charmander. My favourite pokemon is Lady Gaga.
preaction
Kirby is a pink piece of shit, though.
LadyAyami
aphinityforimgur
So why do all the highest results have a check mark beside them except the last one has dumpling checked?
BurroWreck
It's the answer op or who ever took the screenshot picked.
shortwarrior
My favorite Pokemon, Kirby.
Askingforafriend37
My favorite is room temperature, but to each their own I suppose.
2coastalduck4U
The plural of Pokèmon is, apparently, not Pokèmen.
lotusmonk
Pokemans
2coastalduck4U
You can’t tell sarcasm when you read it? Smdh
HalloIamherenow
Fun fact for those who might not know, Alex Hirsch is the creator of Gravity Falls
Wesugi
i wonder if he's asking these questions for a new show he's creating
mjangelvortex
He was working on the Detective Pikachu film for a while before leaving it to do other things.
Cattackson
Kirby would definitely be bubble gum flavored. What's wrong with these people
preaction
You wish
IEatBush
Okay okay okay okay okay this post okay
wreckdumb
Okay
Macadaynu
https://media1.tenor.com/images/ed7efd70607a4c0115201a89799e50d3/tenor.gif?itemid=12098971
SuperbBackhand
Okay
wreckdumb
Okay
funkhousermarty
Okay
Masterdavis812
If you ate a Jigglypuff, you're just eating a balloon, there is no substance to that pokemon
kadaeux
Technically speaking, as animated characters, there is no substance to any of them :p
kadaeux
Unless you're trying to eat one of the costume-wearing ones. In which case it is disgusting and sooner or later cannibalism.
gangsta0tech
How would you get taped on a dessert islands with those three pokemon. Just saying all three of them can use swim.
Cheomesh
I'm wondering if that's the joke.
toastedspikes
A Dessert island implies it'd be full of ice cream and cheesecake.
Macadaynu
So Kirby flavoured?
Shanghaidoll
What the fuck is Swim?
Procrasturbating
Can't they just use swim and fire breath? Maybe ground shake and psychology. Or the moves slice and jab. I know Pokemon btw
Neverdeadned22
It's a Pokémon move where you can swim duh
humanhotplate
You mean surf? Geeze have you even played the games?
PhailRaptor
Neither Jigglypuff nor Clefable can use Surf. Source: https://pokemondb.net/tools/moveset-search
Iceball22
Clefable can potentially learn teleport. (Gen 1 tm). Teleport doesn't have a maximum range. (Gen 2 tp from one region to another). Saved
thorkild91
Even with metronome?
PhailRaptor
That would be the only way. Good luck surviving Explosion, though. RNGsus demands it must be used 3 times in a row before anything else.
Iceball22
You've got a mudkip. I think it can surf. The other two are floaties.
INeedVirtualFriendsCozeMineUpAndLeft
Not if you dont have the HM
shortwarrior
How did you get to the island in the first place without surf?
KingCole105
SS Anne sunk
shortwarrior
That was one of my favorite Pokemon episodes. I'll accept it.
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
Random giant bird pokemon attack obviously
humanhotplate
Ferry sank and the ocean current washed you up on a deserted island.
HonestCommentFarmer
Fly.
shortwarrior
THEN WHY CAN'T YOU FLY AWAY
HonestCommentFarmer
My Charizard is a lazy fuck and won't do as I tell it to... because I don't have enough gym badges.
RealBuffaloMilk
If a vegan eats a Venus Fly Trap are they still vegan?
thornus67
It would probably be the same debate as https://www.veganlifemag.com/should-vegans-eat-figs/
FarkasMacTavish
The only argument for "no" in there is "I think it's gross".
Acefowl
You mean a Carnivine?
TheBestNamesAreTaken
Not a vineing plant, so this is highly inaccurate.
Acefowl
It's a Venus Fly Trap Pokémon. Its lower half is all vines. It hangs from its vines. It has "vine" in its name.
TheBestNamesAreTaken
Thought this was one of those newfangled names like danger floof because I don't know Pokemon.
Acefowl
Ah, no worries then :)
TheMalcontent
Super Vegan, they both ate a plant and prevented more animals from getting eaten
Cigold
Don't you need to go to the vegan academy to be super vegan?
Nightcaste
And no gelato
Saajix
Flies aren't animals they are insects.
Ferlin7
An insect is literally a type of small invertebrates animal.
sciencenf10
Well, they aren't vegetable or mineral
Cheomesh
That's like, 3rd level veganism there.
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
Level 5 Vegans don't eat anything that casts a shadow
whitefoxkei
I get it!
Cheomesh
4th level - Don't eat things that have a life cycle.
IAmTheBadW01f
Do those immortal jellyfish qualify?