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The youth might be in good hands
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Dec 23, 2019 4:42 PM
imadethiswheniwastooyoungshootme
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3675
81
FP edit: take this poll or I'll teach small children how to swear: https://strawpoll.com/e4yhaga5
Natwitch
There is yet hope
whatwouldudowith
We used to play handheld video slots that only had one out come and we shit talk kids for their stupid games.
hedgehogsinhats
It's okay; Gary sent us.
apathyisakiller
I have subbed for just about every school in my city and the kids are great, mostly. There is a lot of trying to skip, but thats normal.
GrosseChung
Back in my day you could count the emotes in fortnite in your fingers...
dirtyrussian
It MAYBE lost some popularity, but it is NOT dead, not even close.
BonewizardDubs
macehopkinsu2000
Fortnite deserved death
TheunseenUniversitystudnet8
I introduced DND to my fifth graders as a storytime game. They freaking loved it. Nice to see the education system getting better. XD
friendsofsandwiches
When I go through my old stuff, and find a whole back of TSR marvel super hero books and modules...
dawnm1
Bohemian Rhapsody.....My son (13): Mom, have you heard this cool new song?.....Me:
KnightsOfEkkeEkkeEkkeEkkePtangZooBoing
Nice gif. But can you find me a shrubbery?
elperroesmicorazon
my kids dont play fortine hell no, we play rocket league, smash bros, mario kart and halo!!
savageworld
Sit down kid and let me tell you about my seventeenth level Dragonborn fighter-sorceress.
SaItyEuropean
Fortnite is a gateway drug
FredGarvinMP
My 8 year old would like a word with you. He just coerced me into buying all the starwars skins. Kids got class.
UnkindledOne
You can probably thank Stranger Things for this
Gun5ling3r
Fortnite is far from over.
ShowALK
Wine at an arcade? What?
db22
Could have been early evening at some place like Dave & Busters.
SidneyHarbor
I've seen them (barcades) but never seen one where you could take alcohol into the all-ages area if they have one.
brauntosaurus
Katie's a Riot Games employee. Very high chance a holiday party (at an arcade) involves wine, nerd parents, and their kids who play dnd
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
Don't mind me...I'm just finishing out my collection of Megaman: Battle Network titles for GBA
Arnoxthe1
Fortnite is dead? Cool. Can we go back to Unreal Tournament now and Epic Games not shitting the bed?
Tenee
No keep fortnite going, it keeps the kids out of my games.
Pumuchei
And not the drivel UT that they pooped out. The original GOTY edition please
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
This is D&D spam. This post itself. D&D spends so much money on product placement now, Stranger Things, Big Bang Theory....
brauntosaurus
It's not, Katie's a decent person and a Riot employee, not a wizards one. FFS nerds enjoy games news of the freaking year.
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
Local comic book store doesn't even sell D&D because it "doesn't sell".
azazyel
Kids forget that games in the 80s just got harder and faster until you died...just like life
phonystarktheinvincibleironguy
Well thats it then. We finally won
FractalChainsaw
Excuse me while I call literally everyone from high school.
BunnyWitch
TransparentMan
Yeah man. This totally happened.
ShowALK
Yeah, haven't you heard of those arcades where you can get tipsy off of wine around 11 year olds?
drakewarnock
It's a family party. Probably. I don't fucking know. I hate that I know what Fortnite dances look like. Am I a rambling old man now?
brauntosaurus
Katie's a Riot Games employee. Very high chance a holiday party (at an arcade) involves wine, nerd parents, and their kids who play dnd
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
And those same 11 year olds happen to spout your specific agenda against fortnite because "fortnite bad cuz it's not my generations game"?
brauntosaurus
Katie's a Riot Games employee. Very high chance a holiday party (at an arcade) involves wine, nerd parents, and their kids who play dnd
brauntosaurus
and also: children of game designers probably exposed to more stuff than parents who don't know games at all
zstorm6
Tbf, fortnite is actually pretty dead. People have moved on.
ShowALK
What's the new thing? Is it really Minecraft again? I ask this with great hope.
commentsivehadafew
Should have done the Fortnight dance to prove your street cred
JohnnyricoMC
That's the Turk dance, you heretic!
sergeantapone
Did the Carlton. Got sued immediately.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
[dabs weakly to make everyone uncomfortable]
CriticalMinne
*dabs and rolls out*
GrumpierOldMan
And here I am starting Skyrim over with a new RX 5700.
AmArschdieRaeuber
No, Fortnite is over. Should cite some sweet lore and character arcs instead.
jaboiLD
I was at a the cardinals game last week and some asshole won a year of free canes chicken by fortnite dancing. I’m livid. I love canes.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Canes is criminally underrated
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
You say that but literally everyone I've ever heard talk about it says it's amazing. Maybe under represented. Oregon expansion please :)
jaboiLD
That shit is delicious. I’m probably gonna have to get some now damnit.
Hujijiwatchi
i love the fact that it's not WHAT you want other than HOW MUCH you want
VitaminJay
[Greybeard DnD player chortles]
Sebastopol
*rolls for Initiative
ax2usn
nod nod :laughing in great-grandparentese because 3 generations of my spawn play DnD:
CounselorWaffles
*grey-haired lady literally named Grey giggles in +2 to charisma*
VitaminJay
How do you do, fellow old person.
bigfloppydonkydong
My kids asked to play DND for Xmas. Bought both starter sets, player hand book, dm hand book and monster manual.
VitaminJay
Good, good. They've taken their first steps into a much larger world...
ax2usn
Let the adventures commence! Bought my son his first set in ‘79 or ‘80 and now great-grandkids getting cool dice for Christmas.
AquaLeaderArchie
The dm I just started playing with got all off us dice for xmas
DaisukeAramaki
Real question: what % of grey do I need to qualify as a greybeard? I’m at like 5% now, but it’s coming in quick.
VitaminJay
I won't gatekeep, but a noticible shock of grey and at least 2 editions of DnD played.
DaisukeAramaki
Sweet! I'll be awaiting my membership card and setting up my forum accounts so I can start complaining about the newest editions of things.
VitaminJay
As I told two pups arguing at the FLGS back in the 3.0/3.5/PF Edition Crusades; It doesn't matter what you play, as long as you're playing.
DaisukeAramaki
Amen to that! I'm lucky enough to be running one (Fallout-themed) and in another (Grimm's fairy tales themed).
Callintryluck
0 grey only being 38 but I played 1st-5th.
DaisukeAramaki
I've got nearly a fistful of grey at less than 33, so count yourself lucky :P
DelightfulSkillet
Do you count pathfinder?
VitaminJay
PF is where it split into a separate branch of RPG evolution. By yeah, I count it. Go have fun.
ItsSirUnimpressive
What about GURPS?
SuperTacticalSandwich
I have the Dr Strange pattern grayness. Can I sit at this table too?
VitaminJay
Yes, but you might be told to play Wizards constantly.
SuperTacticalSandwich
Damn
RipleyTadpole
Well time to bust out the Thaco
Lonecoon
Lemme go get my THAC0 wheel and we'll do this thing.
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
Argh... my sensitive 3.5 ears are screaming in agony. Stop!
VitaminJay
What class are you playing? An elf.
RipleyTadpole
No first edition armor system
CounselorWaffles
Half-Orc woman in a homebrew 2.0 campaign on the oceanside. :D
MaybeIllDisappear
THAC0, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Atimlotus
I still pick up Baldur's Gate(1/2) (PC Game) from time to time. It never got old to me :P
md22mdrx
Imma gonna haveta name my next D&D character Thac0 now.
TheBlueMuppet
"You may think you have he upper hand, but you have forgotten one thing...its Thac0 Thursday."
alexiselizabethxo
In all fairness fortnite was never cool.
Choman82
What about PUBG mobile?
PackCake
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
It's a perfectly okay game, it just suffered from the same generational hate of "Well MYYY generation's Multiplayer online FPS was better!"
nzgeek
Epic saw the PUBG success and created their own free version that's loaded full of microtransactions. Fortnite is a mediocre game that's >
nzgeek
> designed to have mass appeal, so that Epic can rake in that money hand over foot.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
That's just the counterstrike weapon lottery model though, it's hardly something fortnite introduced
YurgenGrimwood
Well it's a bit different since when we were younger, the multiplayer online FPS games were things like CoD which appealed to everyone.
YurgenGrimwood
Fortnite heavily appeals to children in contrast, which makes older people more likely to see it as "cringe" or "childish"
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Oh yeah, the age old "Ugh, kids and their toys!" line of thinking
DiracsDelta
Me: nostalgic laughing as I go broke buying remasters of Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, resident evil, final fantasy, and psychonauts.
LeSethX
Going to reinstall Starcraft Brood War this week, because I still love that campaign (and my Zerg)
LeSethX
Adding, in the SC2 engine, so it's like a remake.
DeadliestBigfoot
I just picked up RE 2, and FF7 looks dope
3tastudent
Only pandemonium needs a remake now.
serakaida
I got the crash remaster on steam, pair it with the ps1 classic controller. Fuckin awesome!
Kleck
*bahulbaga*
analnipple666
Hi, are you my boyfriend? Brad, is that you??
DiracsDelta
gailyna
Bf and I have been playing the revamped RE, it’s been cool.
DeadliestBigfoot
Just picked it up, hell yeah
gailyna
You’ll dig it. The graphics update are solid enough on their own.
longNECKpeople
Get crash team racing. Omg so fun
sandyman23
I still have my psone copy.
longNECKpeople
I have the old one too I couldnt believe how streamlined I thought it was back in the day. Lvls are better in old, gameplay better in new.
geekieEli
Marry me
DiracsDelta
geekieEli
I have all Pokemon game’s down to the Nintendo cube. I have tekken3 and played all originals you wrote.
DiracsDelta
Feeling better about you lol. Nice picks!
experiencemike
Bro that FF7 remake looks amazing.
Kittynomnoms
Ruined for me by the shitty way they're going about it. I'm not gonna buy 3 games just to play FFVII again.
experiencemike
Wait. What? I didn't do any research tbh, where can i read about this?
Kittynomnoms
https://www.theverge.com/2019/6/14/18678496/final-fantasy-vii-remake-world-characters-e3-2019 There might be a better source
Kittynomnoms
Basically the "first game" is only going to span until the escape from Midgar.
MufinMcFlufin
So how's about that final fantasy crystal chronicles remake coming out soon for switch?
Xaldyn
Hold up. WHAT? Like, for real??
MufinMcFlufin
https://square-enix-games.com/games/final-fantasy-crystal-chronicles-remastered-edition Releasing on Switch, PS4, Android, and iPhone.
ThomasThundersword
wait what? i played that once for like an hour at my buddies place and never again. is it really coming to switch?
MufinMcFlufin
https://square-enix-games.com/games/final-fantasy-crystal-chronicles-remastered-edition Releasing on Switch, PS4, Android, and iPhone.
humanhotplate
I think that's the only final fantasy I never played, how was it?
darsebas
Good story. And you get to explore the world and essentially play an epilogue. No action just talking to all the people after the end.
Xaldyn
Single-player, it was ok. Probably not worth it tbh. But with friends, it's hands-down one of the best co-op experiences ever.
Xaldyn
If you've ever played Four Swords Adventures, it's basically Final Fantasy's version of that.
Renzworth
In short, don't play anything ff based on Nintendo. They will expect you to get 4 switches to enjoy the full experience. Much like how 1/2
Renzworth
They expected people to buy 4 gba
MufinMcFlufin
It's releasing on Switch, PS4, Android, and iPhone.
AtsaMattaForMe
sarcZen
My parents have both been players since AD&D. I grew up with the game, looking at the pictures before I could read. So glad it's mainstream!
NayiruTheMajito
My exact response when my students ask "you know who Pikachu is??" or make any reference about Star Wars or Harry Potter.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Oh yeah?! This is the Aslan I remember
ReykStilbrook
Most of this was filmed where I grew up in the Peak District!
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Oh my god me too
grimwyrd
When you try to find a picture of the 1977 D&D Basic Set you played and all you find is the 2001 reprint that is already 18 years old...
jursamaj
I still *have* my old Basic set!
FreshwaterViking
Hey, 3rd edition is what I learned on. And by "learn", I mean I played Neverwinter Nights.
thefiresoflurve
Neverwinter Nights was dope (still is)
FreshwaterViking
Indeed! Update the engine and graphics and it would still sell well today.
Mechwarrior719
My uncle’s youngest son tried telling me about this awesome tabletop game he discovered called Battletech and asked if I had heard of it...
BloodLegacy
I have to admit, Catalyst has done an excellent job keeping that game going.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Holy shit
Eisbargfx
Well had you?
Mechwarrior719
Nope. Never. Battle-what? Mech-who?
Fastkoala
Name checks out. That's gotta hurt/be amazing for you tho.
Mechwarrior719
I told him if asked me that again I’d make like an Atlas roided out on triple strength myomers and he’s a Locust that wandered too close.
SunBrolem
Ah, I see you're a fellow Steiner scout. Well met, the Lyran Commonwealth stands strong, brother!
Mechwarrior719
More of Fed-Com loyalist. So much potential for good. Wasted.
GhostBear3067
https://www.deviantart.com/ghostbear3067/art/Improvised-Weapons-636353099
Mechwarrior719
Ahahahaha! Exactly!
Mechwarrior719
FYI: an Atlas with active TSM has enough strength to straight up grab a 20 ton Locust and use it as a club.
Wulfborn
Pft, you should have said Berserker, and you would cut him literally in half.
ariados21
Show the Hatchetman who owns melee. Never seen one of them punch a Masakari in the faceplate...
Pimparoo3
What...
deci42
Other than a few mechanical complaints about it, I’ve been really enjoying MW5.