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Cranbananarama
I do both of these regularly. I wonder what it means...
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Sometimes I like to just fucking smasshhhhh stuff
Zarosian
When its a perfect night, you stand there looking up at that starry sky and the halfmoon and it feels right to be outside touching horses.
Skelezombiewolfensteinmonsteresquirethethird
Glad to know there's a reason for my four legged stair climb.
razetherunner
i hate when meat "falls right off the bone." If i don't get to tear it apart with my teeth why the fuck did you bother leaving the bones in?
kelvinbellrose
What's it called when i see an open window and get the urge to jump out?
IAmDeathAndIAmNotFunAtParties
ɪ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ᴀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜᴍᴘ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴡɪɴᴅᴏᴡ. ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇsɪᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴜssɪᴏɴ.
Leann21
I always want to bite everyone, like just bite down really hard cause biting feels good to my teeth, lol.
BurntMomWarfare
Predator
sirsecern
Is it primal to get in your car blare some speed metal and just gutterally scream... cause that's what I did today.
PhurbuMukpodom
Xenite79
How about the urge to walk faster/run when someone is behind you.
BurntMomWarfare
Prey
ShouTuckersGhost
Pretty sure large civilization existed 5000 years ago. I don't imagine Egyptians doing that very much
ArdentSlacker
Eh, give 'em a fridge, they'll do the same midnight snack runs.
LizardEnterprises
I mean, the first pyramids were step pyramids...
thecolonels
Have you seen the angle of those pyramids?
ShouTuckersGhost
That's a privilege only for pharaohs
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
Going up the stairs on all fours is pretty fun actually. But I only do it on stairs at home. I don't want to touch nasty public stairs.
RandoPositivityPilot
I only went up the stairs (at home) this way until at least 16. Not sure exactly when/why I stopped.
BurntMomWarfare
I'm currently 5 months pregnant and have started doing this again. Too fat for that upright shizz.
ArdentSlacker
I remember doing it on a "gentle" mountain slope. Family was like "If you break a limb, it's a fucking long walk out." And I'm like O_o 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 because I have more points of contact with the ground, center of gravity means it's hard to fall backwards, and am close to the ground.
stormegedendarklordofall
Early human was nothing more than pray for large cats at night though. That's why it's natural to be afraid of the dark.
LearnSomething
Early human was also fucking creepy. We stalked things to death.
zeroofshadow
humans do that now too, just to women instead of potential food
ArdentSlacker
... great. Now I'm picturing a deer going "I don't know if he's going kill me or fuck me. Shit."
TheRicM
*prey
stormegedendarklordofall
Thank you...I don't know how I did that...
TheRicM
Welcome!
dthninja2
Both instincts are useful, though. There's always a bigger fish.
raminagrobis
Ah yes the famous stair climbing hunting technique
dthninja2
AlexisActually
This is going in my NWoD "network zero documents" files.
dthninja2
Love NWoD so much. It makes a mixed party actually playable.
upsetsanity
When you sit next to a campfire and everything just feels... right.
kaboosh5353
I think that instinct skipped me. I will never be more comfy outside than I will inside.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Pack instinct.
skd239
That's you communing with your ancestors who only had fire for entertainment for 100,000 years.
maliciousGman
"I have built a perfectly sized warm fire. Now I must poke at it until it falls apart and have to build it up again. Tonight's gonna be lit"
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
Fire or Netflix, I'm choosing fire every night.
LearnSomething
So sometimes I get the urge to just bite stuff as hard as I can? Like sinking my teeth in something would be so satisfying. Just me? Just me
justgivemeaminute
I listened to a podcast that addressed our instinct to squeeze, bite, etc. things that we love. Babies for example.
justgivemeaminute
Or my girlfriend always gets a random urge to bite me unexpectedly. They presented different theories but there was no definitive answer.
justgivemeaminute
The one that made the most sense was that loving and killing are 2 of our most ancient, basic instincts and sometimes the wires get crossed.
Lexim346
You gonna give a sauce for that podcast?
HiveMined
what instinct is it called when I want to sleep all day and avoid responsibilities
771058
...Exhibit 3: human instinct
vidiv
bear in winter mode
Ayeimtherealwillie
(barely) survival instincts
Sutashi
It's called being a cat. You must share a common ancestor with modern cats.
CheetoStains
You a sloth boiiiiiii
SonofAngus
Just being a mammal really
goldfishyo
Depression.
niijuunii
It's called primal extinct.
SleepyFerret
Being a ferret.
CrimeBrulee
Notice that most mammals sleep a lot more than us to conserve energy/calories.
PotKnight
I call it Elizabeth....
Dendromeda
I actually disussed this with my shrink, how i would fight(stress out), run(procrastinate) or play dead(sleep all day) to handle problems
Lobsterfarts
And... ? What was their response?
DoctorDudeBruh
Cat. Pretty sure thats what cats do.
CheekyBreeki
if you aint hungry then you can chill...that's the human way
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
You're a koala, dude.
TheAxeNinja
I work at an axe throwing place and there's something primal about having the axe hit home. You want to go out and hunt with throwing axes
Meilkor
that sounds awesome in theory but probably sucks in practice
LumpWithaLeafHat
Dude. I see deer frolicking in the wild and my mouth starts to water. I've never even HAD venison!
CopperMarbles
Welcome to home hunters. He owns an axe trowing business. She makes carvings of your pet from butter. Budget - $1.8 million.
germerica
IAmTheAnomoly, 28, works at an axe throwing place. Budget: 1.4 million.
TheAxeNinja
#househunters
SlickerThanNick
But probably don't go hunting with throwing axes, bears don't like to have axes thrown at them.
TheAxeNinja
Yeah more for deer. Knew a guy who did that But it was more a final blow than what you started with
Gyinagal
Or mammoth
TheAxeNinja
Honestly, that's what I tell people. I wanna hunt a mammoth Lol
DontstressyoucanChangeItAnyTime0
Dave, this is mark, the manager at Home Depot, Stop telling people they can throw the axes.
AnotherHunter
TheAxeNinja
NEVER!
DougTheLlama
Afraid they'll hit... the MARK?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
anitabieror6
You punny bastard! +1
BeKindAndLoveOneAnother
TIL there are axe throwing places where people work.
TheDickConnoisseur
Valhalla Indoor Axe throwing in Pittsburgh
OxiriusZoom
Montreal
MOWhitetailKing
Blade and Timber Kansas City: have been recently and can’t wait to go back
theatand
I am now in kc and I think you just helped me make weekend plans thanks!
TheAxeNinja
BATL Chicago
MasterBaconProclomation
And Bad Axe in Chicago! West loop
OtterAvalanche
Im wearing a batl shirt right now... Shit is so cash
TheAxeNinja
One of my two incredibly strange but entertaining jobs... Well technically two and a half strange and entertaining jobs
omgawdacceptmynamealreadypls
What else do you do?
TheAxeNinja
I'm an axe throwing instructor, American Ninja Warrior coach, and I do background work on television
itsaworkinprogress
Spill it!
TheAxeNinja
I'm an axe throwing instructor, American Ninja Warrior coach, and I do background work on television
Thefollowingusersaysthankyou
I live like 10 mins from there and pass it all the time. I always wanted to go. Seems so fun.
TheAxeNinja
Oh it is. If you ever go, ask if Drew is there. (thats me)
TheAxeNinja
But not tomorrow cuz that's my off day... Imma stream monster Hunter and drink!