They said i could be anything

Mar 28, 2017 3:29 AM

JanVladimirMostert

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land walrus

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I thought they smelled bad on the outsides!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's an alien bro....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OKay...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like a walrus?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Y u do dis?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you know elephants have boobs not udders?! I only found this out recently.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put a horn on it's nose. You know what to call it?

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They'd get the mouth of an ape? Man, nature is wierd.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would be a lot fuckin skinnier than that. Those tusks would prevent it from eating most anything, especially without a nose-shovel

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Quadrupedal walrus

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is disgusting +1

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...will?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is jarring. I am jarred.

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Will? Not would? I'm fairly concerned for the rammifications of that title

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Soon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So pretty much like your mom?

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

BURN!

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Voldebeest

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some scholars believe that cyclops myths arose from people finding elephant skulls. The huge nose hole being mistaken for an eye socket.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So like warthogs?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gross lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put.... Put it back

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how OP said "will" as if the this is inevitable and these horrifying beasts will be the bringers of the end times

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elephants aren't carnivores, they wouldn't have such pointed front teeth. But still terrifying

9 years ago | Likes 458 Dislikes 4

And this one have a chimp mouth shopped ...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

also with this one the mouth is where the nose should be

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tusks would anyway prevent them from getting any food in their mouth... Unless they pierced them through their pray

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But this one is

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not having a trunk would force them to be carnivores

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Because all things without trunks are carnivorous

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

They can't pick up food workout it. So it would have to eat peoples heads to survive

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Spoken like a true carnivore

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/a/T2QFH

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Those are juvenile tusks and not canines like the picture.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Like that!

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

reminds me of a gauss rifle. or maglev tracks. elephants are the future.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well fuck

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks more like a hippo

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

It's not like that is a bad thing.... RIGHT?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thats worse

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

No this is worse

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Now Photoshop out the ears too.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"too", sadly that isn't a Photoshop.

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