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Apr 25, 2016 1:19 PM
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zerobandwidth
"Yeah, this is the only wood I'm gonna have to choke up on with my own hands tonight!"
northhole
why is this mirrored?
Ironhide6
Well... Its all downhill from here.
Randomice
Irish?
TheBiggestFloppiestDonkeyDick
I know nothing about baseball. Why does this happen so often? Why can't they keep hold of the bat?
InsaneCosmonaut
That guy in the top left corner tho...
Mikeybeeee07
Big deal. He threw it right at him!
tehPhreakmang
he won't let go cause the more he squeezes it the more the pain is numbed lol
VunillaSoftServe
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
justsomepersonbutyeah
"What's his manliness level?" "It's over nine THOUSAND!" - Vegeta probably
WhatIsntTaken
Now THAT is a man's man.
Chawzilla
https://imgur.com/3qjXRv2.gif
m3ga7
Murica
roflsen
Helluva cameraman
Ricedcrisper
I don't think I ever paid enough attention at a baseball game to not die from this event.
Microbiome
TwoSeamer
Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks! Worked as a media intern for them on 2014. Got paid to watch semi-pro ball. I think this is against St.Paul Saints
homerbot
It certainly is. Skol!
taghashtag
Why are we upvoting those shitty reposted GIFs with static text above / below?
Muffinmurdurer
Because SoFloAntonio said so.
Betyoucantgetmyperiodtothefp
That head turn! Lip kiss denied!
GarikEast
yep this. that marriage is dead.
RecompostedSapiens
When the Cialis kicks in.
itsprobablysarcastic
Players should be fined when they can't hold on to the fucking bat. Why is it this happens so much lately.
snugglelove
That's not a thing? My little league softball had rules that got us in trouble if we threw the bat.
BrontTheGoodBoy
Beer, baseball, lady smooches, badassery. This man is America personified. God Bless A-man-ica.
johnson21
Please, no spoilers in the actual video
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johnson21
Thank you :')
The4thWiseMan
His manliness.. Panties fell a mile around
reverseblumpkin
Hell, I'm sure a few jockstraps fell, too.
MoraMultus
It's not gay if it's a bat up the ass
ButterfaceTaintClown
like a shock wave from a nuclear blast
Daphault1
I am bat man!
bluestuffgreen
The hero we deserve
BatmanAndCradleRobin
But the one we don't need.
chimpspirit
But also the one available.
ErinFromTheOffice
Actually, a lot of people needed him.
HeWentToJaredButNotJaredFromSubwayCuzHeDidBadStuffImJared
He basks in the glory as soon as he catches it. He knows. He probably got several free beers that day.
spudpicker
Looks like he just pulled the sword from the stone.
derwulf
So is the protocol to return the bat?
TheDudeWithTheFusedSpine
That's a good question. I'd have kept it for sure
ostiniatoze
Standard protocol is to just not throw the bat at all.
ImADildoIfYoureBraveEnough
Don't know 'bout protocol, but it was returned. Which makes me feel kinda bummed for the guy. (Teriyaki: https://youtu.be/6butV1tEVKs)
GrandpaRossysOldManDongs
He probably got other free shit. Maybe a signed ball or two.
Gobble247
Well at least someone got to first base.
iamthisguy247
Coolest part? That lady doesn't even know him.
AquireTheGoods
Ayo
manwhoclaimstobedoctorbutisnt
It is puns like this that keep me on this site. Well crafted, hits multiple subtle points and makes me feel like the world might be alright.
jafericy
fucking +1
NonKonformingKobold
burn
anotheraverageasianakatripplea
I think he went all the way home instead.
brandonleecool
Ikr? She didn't even do anything.
yaneez
Can u clear something up from me pls, what do all the bases really stand for. Thanks (31 year old male - Scotland)
Gobble247
First base is kissing, second base is skin to skin touching, third is touching below the waist and a home run is going all the way.
yaneez
Haha ace, we dont have that here, i knew 1st was kissing, thought 2nd was fingering, 3rd was oral, and everyone knows the home run!
jimmythehat1
1st base kissing. 2nd base boobs. 3rd base fingering. Home sex.
ysaleh06
Clever my friend, very clever.
Gobble247
Opportunity...strikes...only once!
TedTheMan
I think he got way passed first base that night.
JamesCannotsay
Wife be like, "why is everyone cheering at you?"
ihatepenguins2
Past
TedTheMan
SwiftLegal
He didn't drop his beer... but he sure made is woman wet.
RecompostedSapiens
Legit
hiphopbookshop
After a bumpy patch in their marriage Sheila remember why she fell in love with Haraldeos all those years ago
VballDude
So close
SwiftLegal
DAMNIT!
nickdillinger
I know that fee, bro
SwiftLegal
There must be a fairy that edits the post after you submit it... I swear there was no type before I hit "save."
VballDude
You mean typo?
SwiftLegal
Fairy confirmed.