First time at an art show

Jan 23, 2024 10:22 PM

CheeseBalls

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Wiggling Leg Girl get my vote.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The two with sand were kinda cool.

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This is not Art. This is what my kids do if we look away for a minute.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My eyes just rolled out of my f*cking head.

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Who knew restless legs were art?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If I were to run into any other building, wearing only boxer shorts, and start screaming and crying while using a sledgehammer to smash a bunch of fruits with insults written on them, ending with screaming "Look what you made me do!" before running off crying, I'd be institutionalized. If I did it at one of these art galleries, I'd get an exhibit and reviews.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Okay but Im kind of into it after seeing a good performance once. It was by one of the dude's father of Metalica so retirement was locked and he was just this eccentric dude with a trope being weird. It was lights, movement, sounds, wind, big ribbons of fabric, "music" painting things weird in weird ways that all just flowed together. A small audience w no judgement about being into it. It was also before the pervasiveness of phones/ social media so no one seemed to be there just for the cred

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are we just doing takes on the OSHA dude now? “I’m OSHA dude but with off artists! Make sure to give me a follow!!”

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So here's what happened. To fund the arts, laws went into place in many cities where 1% of the cost of a building had to be set aside for the arts. But they forgot for spread the funding as a requirement. So many governments interpreted this as a way to "one and done it". They hired one shitty artist to make one terrible peice, then they valued it as worth 1% the cost of the building. This lowered standard the of public works, which then itself became a standard as acceptable artworks.

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I would get kicked out SOOOO quick

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Honestly I couldn't keep a straight face the whole vid

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This makes me hate the art scene with so much passion. And I’m an artist. Wtf is this bullshit.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shit like this makes me resonate with Robert Henri when he criticized the tail end of the Impressionism movement, which he would refer to as "Academic", art for the sake of being art rather than any real expression.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The black body suits while sprinkling colored sand or w/e over them looked kinda cool

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Often I believe the "artists" are simply mocking the viewers with their "art" and the viewers just don't get the joke.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Sometimes they're mocking the viewers and the viewers get it and are there for the joke. A lot of weird midcentury art was directly and unsubtly making fun of the art industry and the very idea of commercialized art, and the art industry ate it up and paid tons of money for it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Art”

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Why does he need a helmet!?!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once saw a huge plywood box/room covered with pieces of bologna (like hundreds of pieces) nailed to it, with faces painted on them. And that wasn’t the weirdest thing there either. Whitney Biennial NYC.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yoko Ono enters the chat

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*entire chat leaves*

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Number 9

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly, her early performance pieces aren't bad? Like, nothing special about them, but no different than a million other Village art folks

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Jan 25, 2024 1:46 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Laughed my ass when I saw this video for the first time. I was making the same damn face listening to yoko wail and screech until I saw this.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Yoko Ono get muted in 10 second

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I mean, the hate for her is so salty, but her cut piece is so good. Her grapefruit book@is fantastic.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Look, if it weren’t for the avant garde, art wouldn’t progress. You don’t have to like it or even get it, but it does matter. I’ve seen some black box plays that made me deeply uncomfortable in indescribable ways and I never saw those playwrights again, but such things need to exist to push boundaries and find new paths

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 9

We're, you got a miner of down votes. That kinda makes me sad.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Maybe they prefer modern interpretative dance

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I appreciate you. Thanks for this. I'm not being sarcastic.

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Yep, just like everything else, art requires a lot of experimentation and failure to get to the good stuff. Otherwise you just end up in the Jack Donaghy mode of "art is paintings of horses, end of list."

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yup! Don’t get me wrong, I love some good equestrian art as the next guy, but sometimes we need dogs playing poker on black velvet.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Totally agree. I feel that for a chunk of people, the expectation is that art is there to look pretty, stuff that's confronting or confusing the gut reaction is to reject it rather than to sit with it or figure out your own interpretation (right or wrong).

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I've seen a guy with paint on his dick and balls doing the split on a big sheet of paper, selling the result. Anything goes.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Do they sign their name in a similar fashion?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pricasso.com

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So you been to sexbo

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure some art tries too hard and kinda suck because of it but this kind of reaction crap sucks more.

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I will fully defend the right of each and every one of them to express themselves in any manner in which they choose. But I also will have the right to think to myself…what the absolute fuck?

2 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 0

That’s often the point

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I reserve the right to not give a fuck

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Performance Art or "How to make money from your undiagnosed mental illness 101."

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 23

"The only difference between a starving artist and a successful one is marketing." -Someone smarter than me

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, come on, cheap shot at mental illness. You could’ve said pretentiousness, lack of talent anything else

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

Agreed. Now, obviously not all performance art is inherently bad, but most of it has me thinking that the performer craves actor/musician level attention centered on their person (instead of their art, which should speak for itself) but lacks the discipline to learn an instrument or hone their acting skills/memorize their lines. In all fairness, a lot of of the more classic art styles, like f.e. painting and sculpting, have their fair share of hacks as well.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh no argument from me there. Most modern art is first of all selling the artist, then people buy into their art. Regardless of technical skill or substance

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's pretty sad. Also, apparently a lot of tax evasion via art donations to museums... after commissioning an artist friend to paint something and paying an art appraiser friend to declare it is worth a lot of cash, so you can write off any amount you want. Atrocious practice, that.

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Even the horse doesn't get it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like some of it

2 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 4

I mean this requires some serious training and athleticism and coordination...

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I like to share this magnificent piece of art any chance I get.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost like when there's some aspect of skill/execution involved, it can be interesting even if you dont get the 'metaphor' aspect.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yep thats pretty much how all of us go through life. Ups and downs and keep working towards your goal.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think that's basically the point of the piece. IIRC it was aboutThe ups and Downs of his career

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me trying to wake up from a good night of sleep.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

falling with style

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to do that-not watch it

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I could do both

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Same

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I always feel if I can do it it’s not art. I can’t do this.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Meh, i always think of this

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Do you think part of that is knowing that what you’re going to do is crap and you have more self respect than laying on the floor screaming and asking money for it? There’s a lot of “the emperor's new clothes” going on here

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Art is subjective. That particular piece wasn't for me and I wouldn't expect half that audience to be into what I'm into

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know how people are going crazy over Stanley cups? Same shit.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Me in the audience trying to figure out what my place in line is. https://imgur.com/q0X6LGx.gif

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's beautiful

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Not all performance art is pretentious crap. The nonsense just gives the rest of performance art a bad rep.

2 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

That is not true

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have another opinion: performance art is what it is (= human doing things and you watch) and it should do what it does (= make you talk/think about it). So whatever I don't like it.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Where's the original audio? Is it safe? Is it alright?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This isn't art, it's just bouncing with extra steps

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

So is sex but done right it is an art

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Underrated joke right here

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This looks like it wasn't cobbled together at the last minute. I can't say that for the ones in the OP.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

I dunno, I liked the first one. I'd stop for a bit to watch a dude walk around a bunch of eggs with his eyes closed just to see if he could do it

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Yeah, but he could have popped into a shop at the last minute and picked up a few trays of eggs. Put them around the floor and it's job done. Very ortistic.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Hey he spent hours hard boiling them all (he only had the one tiny pot) first.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah but still interesting

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Only if he breaks an egg.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There's obviously an audience for it.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Various friends and hostages.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Don't forget the other "art students" who have to cheer and pretend theirs isn't as equally garbage as well.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Got it. You and I both find t weird and don't get anything out of it therefore nobody would.

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Sorry, what is a better, non-strawman way, for me to say there are actually people that do enjoy this stuff and aren't there out of a sense of obligation?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, accepted. I kinda agree with you actually. Some of them might enjoy it, or at least appreciate the performances. I, however, also suspect that many are there because they're expected to be there.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

man, I can't stand avant garde crap

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I dunno, this is better than another boring ass painting of some rich dude or Jesus (again) or his mom (again)

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

Contemporary art is a kind of language, if you haven’t read/studied the history and theory it doesn’t make a lot of sense. The problem is that it’s language-ness makes it seem exclusive to people with the time and money to seek it out. The secret is to not take it that seriously in the first place, and find ways to enjoy it, even if it’s like “shit I’ve never seen THAT before.”

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 11

Another harmless explanation buried in the negatives. +1

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I've never seen a man eat his own face before either but that doesn't mean its art

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How are you defining art then?

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There's a guy I see at work a lot who looks just like this. It's hard not to think of it every time I see him.

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THIS is art.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If it isn't an outright money laundering scam, it's done by a pretentious, elitist prick of an artist who sometimes literally shits on canvas and tells us it's a dream.

2 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 7

I once had to sit through a SILENT dance thing for 90 minutes. No music. No talking. No story.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had to?! At gunpoint? ^^

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do you say the same about jazz, poetry, ballet, and other ‘high art’ forms? There’s definitely some exclusive gate-keeping wankery that goes on, but writing off these modes of human expression is part of the anti-intellectualism that runs dangerously through US society. I don’t understand DnD or football, but I don’t think people are pricks for enjoying those things 🤷‍♂️

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I would say it about poetry that didn't use words, meter, or rhyme, or jazz that didn't use instruments or have any rhythm. "Art" that lacks any talent or skill to produce, beauty, perceptible message, or anything else of any artistic merit is, not surprisingly, a pile of worthless garbage.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

But you can see it right? The medium is visual art. Just because you can’t perceive a message doesn’t mean it isn’t there… “I don’t understand this therefore it is garbage” is a bit of a lame take.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Not really. If the artist is attempting to express themselves and nobody understands what they're doing, then they have failed. If they're trying to evoke a reaction and all they get is blank looks and vague embarrassment then they have failed. There are, mathematically speaking, infinite messages in a block of random noise, it just depends how you decrypt it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think the difference is, if you don't understand football or D&D, but ask someone who does to describe it to you, the answer is usually given in excitement and joy. If you ask a fan of truly avant garde art, though, you usually get a pretentious, haughty, disdainful, or downright rude answer. "You wouldn't understand." Not always, of course, but often enough that people associate avant garde with people pretending cheap trash is art.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

A bit hyperbolic with your bitter reaction there, the flip side of the coin you're railing against.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Its not hyperbolic, theres fsr worse that artists shitting on their canvas infront of groups of people for "art"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So you don't see any pretentiousness in their blanket claim that avant garde artists are all scam artists or pretentious elitist pricks? OK then.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

reminds of that guy on crutches who whacks his metal pole dick into another pole a bunch of times. "art"

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

So you’re saying that his absurdist performance had enough impact on you that you still think of it now… whether for better or worse, nobody knows… but it has definitely had an effect…

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Art, by it's most basic definition, should simply make the observer feel something....bewilderment barely counts.

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"Kids! It's... DINNER TIME!!!!!"

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