43 Helpful Websites

Sep 12, 2013 10:30 PM

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The Sound of Rain

rainymood.com

Death by Caffeine- How many energy drinks until you die?

energyfiend.com

Amazon Price Tracker

camelcamelcamel.com

Makes articles easier to read

lab.arc90.com

iDaft- Pretend you're Dafk Punk

najle.com

Calculate how many 5 year olds you could take you in a fight.

howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com

Sh*t you can afford

shityoucanafford.com

Garfiled minus Garfiled

garfieldminuesgarfield.net

WHAT THE FU*CK SHOULD I MAKE FOR DINNER?

whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com

Samuel L. Jackson Text Generator

slipsum.com

Brush up on your geography

lizardpoint.com

OMFGDOGS

omfgdogs.com

A learning site you won't regret wasting your time at

ted.com

Just because.

drunkronswanson.com

WHERE SHOULD I GET DRINKS

wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com

Let me Google that for you

lmgtfy.com

Dead Pixel Test

doihaveadeadpixel.com

Scale of the Universe

htwins.com

A Speed Reading "Coaching" Application

spreeder.com

Simply white noise to drown out everything around you

simplynoise.com

Just in case you update your software and it sucks.

oldversion.com

MIT Open Courses Online

ocw.mit.edu

Discover what that font is.

myfonts.com

Free Public Domain Audio Books

librivox.org

So you can find a doctor fast

zocdoc.com

Converts Youtube Videos to MP3s for Download

listentoyoutube.com

For those beginning their cooking journey

startcooking.com

Educate yourself without the television

unpluckthetv.com

The Internet Ruler

iruler.net

Ensure your friends get the message

bigassmessage.com

Have you seen something terrible? Wash your eyes.

eyebleach.com

Is the Website down for just you or everyone?

downforeveryoneorjustme.com

Now I know

nowyouknow.com

The Original SpaceJam Website

www2.warnerbros.com

Find out the best during to run and pee

m.runpee.com

Changes your computer screen with the time of day/night

justgetflux.com

A list of essential software downloads

ninite.com

The Pixar Theory Explained

pixartheory.com

The Bedtime Calculator

sleepyti.me

A fake web browser for work (in case your boss walks in)

msoutlookit.com

The world data counter

mapr.com

Type like a TV Hacker

hackertype.com
hackertype.net

Use Photo EXIF to find your stolen camera

stolencamerafinder.com

I was studying. WAS. Damn you.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Welp, I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day.

12 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

I don't want to know how many 5 year-olds, I could take; I want to ACTUALLY TAKE ON those stupid kids.

12 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Found my camera. Thats awesome.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The htwins site about the universe just goes to a website about two twin girls and their likes http://www.htwins.com/page/page/2326823.htm

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

favorited.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

OMFGDOGS was the highlight for me

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For hackertyper, hitting caps lock 3 times gives an 'access denied' box. And then hitting the alt key 3 times gives the 'access granted' box

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Took the howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight. Just to see how many kids I could fight because I'm a preschool teacher. Just in case...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not sure 'helpful' was the best choice.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I am obsessed with Garfield Minus Garfield.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I used to read those all the time as a kid and these made me crack up.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

now I know's site (listed above as nowyouknow.com) is incorrect. It's actually nowiknow.com. nowyouknow is some chiropractic site...

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Well, now I know.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! That was really annoying. I want to know stuff!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU. I was like 'do you think this is a motherfucking game?'

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Rainy mood is default weather over here in Holland, the site is useless here.

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Same for the windward side of the Big Island.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The 5-year old brawl link is now for a dating site, which is as disturbing as it is disappointing.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only 43? The buzzfeed article had 44. If you're going to steal the entire article, steal the ENTIRE article.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Maybe Buzzfeed was the one that stole the article.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Maybe about a dozen Buzzfeed articles have shown up on the front page like 24 hours after publication in the last month or so.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Using f.lux right now. I'm already not squinting at the screen. Love it.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Me too! What a relief!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the htwins.com took me to a weird website not the scale universe

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Rainymood.com +">od.com">Rainymood.com + http://youtu.be/yp3UeCguVVI = awesome combo

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rainymood.com + http://www.you">od.com">Rainymood.com + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4_4abCWw-w = Much more awesome!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I spent entirely too much time just sitting enjoying omfgdogs.com

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

my kids are gonna lose their shit about that. they're 2 and 5. all their shit will be lost.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am 24...and I lost my shit. Your kids won't even know what hit them.....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I approve of all of them... with the exception of an app that encourages people to use their phones at the movie theater. Just don't.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Or you could look it up before you go to the movie... not that hard to think ahead, especially if you're downloading an app for it.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Though it would be hilarious to see 1/3 of the audience get up and leave during a scene to run to the bathroom.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

http://heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com/

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This just raped my childhood He-man memories. But I never thought being raped would be this much fun! Wait...what??

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is EVERYTHING

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bigassmessage.com/b84d3

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nice! have an upvote.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, lovely worklurker.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You gave me a seizure.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was my pleasure.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

for the htwins website... it's .net, not .com

12 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 1

"Welcome to Homestarrunner.net. It's dot com!"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We want grill cheese and Pizza"

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

My new insult: Your brain is of comparable size to quantum foam.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that website is amazing.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was so confused lol

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

also, unplugthetv">com">unplugthetv.com, not unpluckthetv.com

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"homestarrunner.net it's DOT COM!"

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you imgur! 2 years back someone nicked my camera while on holiday and we knew who but he wouldn't budge when confronted! Found it now.

12 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 2

Replying for later.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Update. My camera is in London. I live in Indonesia (asia) and lost it while on holiday to one of the islands

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Pictures or it didn't happen.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/1B2wnXV Apperantley I need to pay to view more so this is all I can show. We live far from where we lost it so cant do much

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/1B2wnXV We lost it in June 2011. Its been active since then

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We must find the camera thief and get thesubi back his/her camera!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reply to zomax kind sir :)

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Replied :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ahhhhh more story please!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check zomax.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

27. I could take 27 5 year olds in a fight.

12 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 4

31.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That was my result, too. And oddly, I used almost the exact same wording in my comment, without having looked first.

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Since you two can both fight 27 5 year olds, you should fight each other!!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A battle for the ages. Or both of them versus 54 5-year-olds.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man, I must suck. I could only take 20. Surely I would do better than that!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Says I could take 37. I feel disappointed.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP, I don't mean to be picky, but if you could add http:// to the front of all these links to make them clickable, I'd really appreciate it.

12 years ago | Likes 356 Dislikes 6

Lazy bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Louis CK has a bit dedicated to you, I can feel it... Just highlight and google. We live in the age of the internet. Just thank OP for this.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me to. Its not picky. It makes them more useful esp for us on phones. So thanks & hopefully more posters will note. Thanks op if you edit.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Finally, someone not just bitching about being lazy. Do they realize how hard highlighting is on a laptop trackpad? +1

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes.. yes I do!. When not on a phone. . Its my only other computer unless you want to count a (gah) IPAD?. +1 for dat trackpad. Feels pain.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any links with an http:// prefix run the risk of being blocked by Imgur's spam filters.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

mfw copy+paste and/or highlight text copy all, paste (for phones) exist

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@smittywjmj sorry about that! :) I'll try to edit them

12 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 3

There's also several faulty links. Might want to check everything out before you paste stuff like this to the imgur gallery.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

is your username smitty werbenjagermanjensen?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You replied to the wrong person. But yes, I think you're right!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaand, maybe correct some .net .com errors? Thaat would be nice for the next person who visits your post. A great one btw! thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, no problem!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still waiting OP

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can... Can we now tag users with @ ??? Did I miss something?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think so. If not, oops. :P

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's been in for a long time. It's how we communicated before the reply system was implemented @AsAnAmerican .

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good guy OP

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yes. Thanks. Much helpful for mobile apps. +1 for edit and upvote for coolness in reading and caring.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's only been 6 hours now... I'm sure he's close to finishing the first one.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

It's only been 7 months now.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ten months. ... Good Guy OP, where are you?!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

27. I can take up to 27 five year olds on in a brawl. It was the only link I went to.

12 years ago | Likes 1400 Dislikes 10

I got 27, too. Together we can take on 54. ONWARD ALLY.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey! Me too!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

16.. which is troubling as I am currently studying to become an ECE and there will be at least 20 of them. But that's ok, I'll have backup.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

31

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just 22 here though. Typical

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, only 27. Thought I would be able to handle more of them, maybe not :(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

28, im fat but i will straight out murder a 5 year old if i have to

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can take 7. That's about 9 more than I thought, so there's that.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got 27 also. Booya.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

26 for me. Damn average body!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck, I can only manage to incapacitate 25 before their small bodies overwhelm mine

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can only take 14. You win.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

26. Unless I bring weapons... or a Raptor... Yes, a Raptor would be nice.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well shit, I only got 19.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 29. Apparently I have a very flexible moral compass.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

33.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

32

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

16! And the only link I went to as well!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That eyebleach website was pretty cool.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

31- NO MERCY!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

28! Shabam!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

35, I can take 35

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

awwee yiss 30 5 year olds

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No regrets?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

28. Awww yeahhhh

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

24. :(

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

23, my nigga!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 18. Probably because overweight.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can take on 25. so i guess you could say we both are pretty badass.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

16. I can take 5 less than my age in 5 year olds.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

31, scooore!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell me about your specs. I'm a 5'8 skinny 18 year old, so I can only take 17 5 year olds. Man, I need to lift.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

30. I feel like I only got that number because I said I'd be willing to throw one in order to win.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit, I can take on only 26. Curses!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God dammit, I got 27 too. I have beaten up more 5 year olds than 27 on two separate occasions. I call bullshit on that site!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, I thought 21 was pretty good...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i got 20! Dammit! Are you fucking JCVD?!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

26......

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 36.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not even iDaft, so fun

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

23...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

34 here!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

29

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

22 - mostly because no previous fights and 'overweight'. I could sit on those fucking kids and win.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

34

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

damn beat me by 1. i can take on 26.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think we could really pull this out. C'mon guys, let's beat the crap out of every 5yo we know!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Odd.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got 26

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, I got 23.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 35

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the same number I got!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can only take 15. :/

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

28

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

13. Damn my moral compass.

12 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I can only take on 13 too

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same, bro

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i feel ya. As a hockey player. 18

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha! Morals. Haven't you gotten rid of them yet?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

25.... 25.... I think I'd die faster from the mess they can make, we've all seen kindergarden cop!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mine was 18. I think I could definitely take more. who wants to test the accuracy of this website?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

26!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

22. What happens if there's 25? I'm screwed.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can take on 27 five year old kids too.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can take on 28...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

36. I'm okay with that. I never realised twenty years of rugby

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*would give me such godly powers!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

26. I can take 26. Maternal instincts my arse

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

33! Pretty impressive for a pacifist.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

33. Now to test the accuracy

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only 30, I'm a little disappointed.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I got 31. Probably because I'm fat and tall.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

25 here. Pretty sure I could do a lot better honestly.

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

27. Even with my stumpy arms.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an overweight average arm length person. I am very proud of my 28.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

18.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 29, based off of estimations of when I was in better shape lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i can take up to 24. i think that is fair though since if i fought 25, i would probably get tired and have sex with the last one

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

39 Walk into the Kindergarten like "What Up I got-Karate Chop!"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

22, also no went to no other sites.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could take on 26. Disregard morals.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could take on 36 five year old kids in a fight....i find that a huge accomplishment for some reason.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

26. I feel I can do better.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

26. Better than I expected.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

35!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well sure i could get that too if i lied

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To the kids? Like that you had candy or something to pacify the bastards?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm jealous of all of you. I can only take 25.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=1000000000 I did pretty well

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

(Obviously not fake)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

33.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

ditto

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

24 here, disappointing...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I DID TO, oh man oh man. I'm 17

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*fist bump* 17, brother

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yee

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. I made it to 30 before the ankle biters took me down.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got 30

12 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Dec 3, 2013 2:04 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

he could all three take 90 5 year olds together

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if you let me join in we could take a whopping 120!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same here I could probably raise that number by A LOT if I had candy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me too! this is so manly i could die!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

23, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I 13 and not by moral or something,it's because I'm short...fuck!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aaww man only 22, must be my stumpy arms. At least I wouldn't feel bad about it.

12 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

skipped all but the quiz. got 21 (fair enough). was clicking on "next" than thought "there'll be a guy who did the same". thank you!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 23. Come at me bro.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bro, me and too five year olds could take you down

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i got 22 too, lets do dis.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I got 37, long arms trump.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

38 :I

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

25! Not too bad!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Son! I recommend you visit the Ron Swanson one. You should know that a recommendation from me is basically a guarantee. Go there. Now.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

14... It's probably because I

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

23. Damn you Trex arms!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

29 as a 6'5, 21 year old.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh man you and me could take 54 5 year olds if we team up

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

21, but I'm also female and don't weight much.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can take on 31!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

23. That's 20 more than I thought I could.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

34. Its nice knowing somewhere out there is someone i could theoretically beat in a fight

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

We are in the same boat my tall, hefty friend with low morals and good reach.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

31 and then did the 90year old test, can take 36 OAP! Hell Yea!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

28 here, LET'S GO BITCHES!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

29!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

22 but I fucking swear I can take on 25 I can kick very hard and very rapidly! They didn't have a question for that!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

28 haha I win I guess.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got 52. Maybe it's my "Walking Dead" watching. Turned me pretty ruthless.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only 15. I guess I need to get into fights more.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only 25, probably due to my unwillingness to risk serious harm to them.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's okay, Darth, we can't all be cold-blooded killers. We need support team members, too. How are your triage skills?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Above average, plus CPR and first aid training from Boy Scouts. Did you know the recommended chest compress rhythm is almost exactly (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the same as the tempo from Staying Alive? (2/2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

42! I AM A MACHINE!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but really, 26. I'm not a machine.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

16!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, 26.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

35. Hell yeah.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god me, too. I can take on 27 five year olds as well! Let's team up and we can take out 54 five year olds together.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

31!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

36, but i've got a primary school over my back fence for practice..

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

29!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

39 BITCHES. No fuckin moral compass. (My son is 5 I am horrible, omg...)

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think we've found our General.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

General Bitchtits of the SS IDontGiveAFuck!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

39 I win lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can do 20

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i can do 28 ;)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9. :(

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

YES, i'm not the weakest... i can only beat 12.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can take 27 too! so if there's 54 we can take them together and totally win!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

make that 81!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woo! We shall kill them all!!!! mwahahahaha

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

43. If there were 44 five yearolds, I would lose. I MUST TRAIN HARDER!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the best response I've seen to this comment. Thanks for the laugh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 :(.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sort It Out.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

28

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

28! heck yea!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

18. I probably lost some points on the moral questions, and don't have any real combat training. I did find out I can easily kick 5 ft high.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry but we're going to have to put you on the front lines. Don't think of yourself as cannon fodder, you're a valued member of the team.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait but I took 30 in my dungeon and won?!?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

31. Bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I got that as well.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 29. That being said, I used to teach preschool aged children gymnastics in a converted school bus. At the peak I saw 450 kids a week.1

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure i could take on way more than 29 and win without hitting any of them. I'm a charming bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

26. So damn close

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I got 15...I suck.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...I got an infinite amount...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i got 23 as a female. should i be concerned, or proud?

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

That's HOT!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 more than me, also probably proud?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a fellow female with 20, I am impressed.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

21 year old lad here, I got 23 as well. You should be proud. I am tough. Like nails or a rock.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a woman and I'm able to take 27 because I wouldn't feel bad, I'd be ruthless.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i think that's the only thing that was holding me back.i had to pretend they were zombie 5 yrolds. damn conscious.+1 for being badass miss!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah I just assumed they were all trying to kill me so I was fighting for my life not just punching rambunctious youngins.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Another female here. I got 24, myself. /highFive.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

damn, you're bad ass! /highFive!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 24 too, let's get those kids!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But, if you feel pride from that number, then you should be concerned about yourself in regards to being crazy. 2/2

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm a woman and got 23 and am currently feeling pretty damn proud about it.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I wife you?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got 25. If anyone is gonna be getting wifed, it's me. (God damn I sound desperate)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I got 28 the power level difference is close enough I'd wife you. XD

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a username like that, you can pretty much do anything you want with me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Catch 22! If you feel concerned that you would hurt that many kids, then you should be proud of it 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I am a 6'1 guy. Athletic body. Still I can't take more than 25 of the lil ones.....FUCK YOU BRAIN TO NOT BE ABLE TO HARNESS KIDS AS WEAPONS!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

31, BITCHES!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

25 COME AT ME LITTLE BROS

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hahahaha perfectly worded, almost poetic.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

23, unfortunately the quiz says nothing about whether or not I would be willing to use phenomenal arcane powers to vaporize them. (I would)

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I put on my robe and wizard hat

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would this happen to occur on an interstate or roadway of some sort?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

26, but come on... start the fight with "Santa is not real" and it already 20 down

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is exactly the kind of out-of-the-box thinking we need if we're going to defeat these little bastards!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

psychological warfare technique

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should I be concerned that I said I would fight dirty and would use kids as weapons against others, whatever it takes to win? ... 32.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

14. That shit is false, i've worked with 5 year olds and i can't deal with 1 violent one!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe if you would have knocked the little shit the fuck out. Remember that 14 is a fight for survival.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I don't think that's acceptable behaviour for a nursery worker...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

36. Fuck yeah.

12 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

Same here. Been doing judo and MMA my entire life, and im 6'5". Can't help but wish this fight was real. It would literally be pwning noobs.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, but only 29 90-year-olds.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got 37 90 year olds, little fighting experience, small martial artsexperience, muscular build and no morals.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You a martial artist?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha no, but I have been in many fights in my life.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Damn dude. I wanna hear the stories

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There isn't a whole lot to tell. I'd just hit people if they tried to push me around.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

38 :3

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hah! I got 37! This means nothing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here, it helps that I hate kids.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But how many 90 year olds can you take in a fight? I can take 24.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

34! Am I late to this party?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hahaha, about 5 months late.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 90 year olds & 9 5 years olds. I'm doomed.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got 28 five year olds but 33 90 year olds.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only got 22 :( Damn you skinny arms

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i got 26! :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

don't know why i did a big grin for that....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On my husbands date of Birth and Parisian college student was eaten by a Japanese exchange student.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, what?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes, this requires some explanation

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you enter the 5 year old page into google, it gives you a list of quizes. One is "who died on the day you were born".

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0