Iblamemyparentstoo
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https://www.dailydot.com/culture/redditor-ai-girlfriend-feminist-dumped-him/
Jan 7, 2026 10:28 PM
Iblamemyparentstoo
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https://www.dailydot.com/culture/redditor-ai-girlfriend-feminist-dumped-him/
Kjasi
Okay, let's do some math: Assumption: He's slept with 1000 women. Assumption: It takes 10 minutes to have sex and 10 minutes to recover to a point where he can go again. If he continually has sex with 1000 women, (eating, drinking, sleeping, and using the bathroom during his 10 minute breaks) then he's spent 13.8888 years having sex. And that's assuming he's literally had them lining up, waiting their turn.
CheeseCoffeeChests
PostalHeathen
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ontarioOT
Lol, can't even keep a LLM happy. Get good, loser.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Prototypo
This guy has not slept with "hundreds, maybe even thousands" of women. He is a sad man that got dumped by a program for being a douchebag.
AyatollahBahloni
People like this are why Trump is in the white house. He has given them permission to be as foul as he is, out loud.
jaecyk10
An incel that's SO incel that even a computer program that's designed to like him doesn't like him? That's impressive.
Iblamemyparentstoo
This ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
anotherdeadaquarian
it is insane
peeopeepeee
For the sake of all the kids being raised in this world, please let this be an elaborate The Onion article
N8TheM8
How the fuck did we get here? Was it Harambe? Something else? I'm just tired at this point lol
CallMeMcGyver
In 283 of the 286 timelines that share a divergence point at Alpha-K-TF2939.00053 the Chronoflux separation markers all share the common 28-05-16 fork at exactly the time Harambe was killed. It is considered by parallel timeline historians to be one of the four major turning points that resulted in this particular timeline.
TinaEveFox
There was the squirrel that broke the LHC that supposedly shifted our dimension.
xmaneds
"thousands" ? ? ? ? so, one new sexual partner every 2 days for 12 years?
Kjasi
Assuming he's slept with 1000 women, that's more like 1 new sexual partner every 20 minutes for 14 years.
TinkerThinker42
Your math is off by a few orders of magnitude.
It's 13.88 days or 20.83 days with 8 hours sleep every day.
Sorry.
Still, doubtful.
INeverReadTheTOS
This isn't even funny. It's just sad.
couldyounot123
It's pretty funny, fuck that guy lmao
Iblamemyparentstoo
They're conservatives they beg to be ridiculed
Orzufancylad
"I have slept with hundreds, perhaps thousands of women" So, hes a confirmed virgin.
Jokes aside, unless you are Wilt Chamberlain or a professional porn star, no one sleeps with thousands of women.
CallMeMcGyver
He has a lot of different outfits for his hand
tsmckay
Even his imaginary girlfriends can't stand him.