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cinnewyn
Do ladies in the UK get the Captain America Chris Evans or the TFI Friday Chris Evans? This is important.
yokya
I personally want to favorite each one of these, they are like 100% FUCKING CORRECT!!!!!!!! Especially #2 #7 #9
evilmidweekcutie
I would love to have Chris Evans hold my boobs. Totally sold.
AKASecret
epha
I CAN SO RELATE TO THIS! Goddammit boobs
Crythulhu
What about wearing an uncomfortable bra in a loose shirt so you're constantly adjusting and tugging at it all day..
eanfledtheelf
The last one! Yes. I have definitely turned down plans because the bra was off.
TommyRottn
Responsiboobity
imadethisaccountbecauseimgur
"it's weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that's actually gonna buy a fuckn bra"
thelittleenginethatcouldnteven
I'm still stuck on that Asgardian Bilgesnipe tail hair.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
That was the highlight of this entire post!
WillTheRealObiWanPleaseStandUp
Does anyone else wear the same 2 bras all the time even though you own like 15?
brassinpocket
Yep. One beige, one light pink. Screw you yellow lace. Fuck off pink polkadot. I aint got time for you!
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
I live in the same 3 sports bras, forever.
ThatoneguyfromYOW
i am a supporter of boobs in general. And will do it for free
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
Boobs in general implies you support manboobs as well, so get ready to get jiggly with it.
ninmonkey
Also orangutan boobs
DavosWritesInShortHand
I read that as "I'm not Chris Evans, but I'll hold your boobs 24/7..."
Lilliesaurus
@Arrrggghhh this, just this. When the bra's off, that's it. I've made my decision, I'm not putting it back on. I'm done for the night.
keyqueen
Saaaaaaaame.
myfirstpostwasababyanteater
"Home is where the bra isn't"
Thoraxe123
They should have bras that are hand molds of celebrity's so it literally feels like some male model is grabbing your boobs 24/7
5NoteHalf
They have those, but they're actually rather impractical, and usually not as attractive as you'd think they'd conceptually be.
Somanypinkelephants
I think this would make a rather effective bra commercial. Various Hollywood hunks holding womens' breasts for them, then show the new bra.
Mrsbriggysloth
That shit will get SOLD.... but i feel it'd have some kinks along production to be able to wear them in public.
ScruffyLookinNerfHerder
I'm a dude and my button up shirts sometimes do the Thing.
5NoteHalf
Lemme guess, you're built along athletic lines and have either a barrel chest, some nice pecs, or maybe just a narrow waist. I know the pain
ScruffyLookinNerfHerder
Well, I don't have a narrow waist. I'm pretty chubby, but I'm proud of my pecs :)
5NoteHalf
There ya go! = ) I, on the other hand am tiny and narrow and girly-built, so when I hit the gym, and grow pecs, shirt does The Thing.
kaptainobvious37
how does one apply to have Chris Evans hold their breasts?
nonojuice
More importantly, how does one apply to become a Chris Evans impersonator for this important task?
MagicalScientist
Step 1: Look like Chris Evans.
nonojuice
Foiled again
beepbeepmeow
Maybe start a petition
Faloopsinarb
He is a guy, you know. You probably just have to ask.
5NoteHalf
As a man: Learn what your wife likes in bras, esp hard to find ones. Help find them. Also as man: I exercise 3x/wk so as to NOT have boobs.
DavidMakalaster
gatorademebinch
I have small boobs but also a small bandsize so i only get ugly bras too :'(
gatorademebinch
and super expensive. cheap bras usually only go a small as a 32 or 34.
miraglo
Ever tried target? When I was younger my bras were like 34AA and they had really cute lacy ones etc
gatorademebinch
im a 30d so those would be too big on the band & too small on the bust. there are cute bras theyre just only available online & expensive
keyqueen
Where do you shop? I used to use Bravissimo (I'm a 30 too) and depending on what I picked, they could be as low as ~$35 on sale
miraglo
We have size 8 (30) bands here in Australian Targets, I wonder why they weren't available in the US.
gatorademebinch
im in canada. and idk we only had target for like a week
SamMan
Snapped the underwire on my favourite bra today. Bitch is jabbing in me in the armpit as we speak.
spooningwithaSCAR
I did that at work in my ambulance, except mine popped in the center. Medical tape fixes everything!
5NoteHalf
My wife has me remove any and all underwires from bras for her. (I sew. She doesn't.) If you need a new underwire, plasti-dip spring steel.
beepbeepmeow
A moment of silence for my sister
ninmonkey
But it says man
siriuslypadfoot
As a girl with big boobs, I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A TAN, BLACK, OR WHITE BRA ONLY. BRING ON THE COLOUR AND THE LACE AND THE CUTENESS. Please.
StabbyAlligator
I try to remind myself men dont' care about fancy looking bras but it still bothers me
siriuslypadfoot
But I care. When I've got a pretty bra on, even if no one sees it, I'm like "yeah, my boobs look pretty."
keyqueen
What size do you wear sweetie?
siriuslypadfoot
34 DDD
keyqueen
I buy bras from Freya from a shop near me, but I used to get the same bras from Bravissimo. Cuvy Kate and Figleaves has similar stuff 1/
siriuslypadfoot
Well I found a place that carries my size and does have cute bras it's just significantly more expensive than 'regular' stores.
keyqueen
too. I have pink with grey lace,aqua, polka dots; there's all sorts of cute ones :D My black one is actually super sexy too. Do you have 2/
keyqueen
a style you prefer? Balconette, plunge, etc. Bravissimo ( ad the others) have other good brands besides Freya too. 3/3
peridotite
On a side note on the "large bra vs small bra" pic. It looks like it was taken in Kohls. The kohls I've been to don't carry 32 or 30 band1/
peridotite
Size so I've never been able to shop for my mosquito bite bras there. :(
Iamthelittlespoon
ugh the struggle. I wear 32d which is basically never in regular stores. I usually get them online or during VS sales.
drunkeneedjit
and finding sports bras for 32D/DD is impossible. It's either jiggle city or BRATULUS, CRUSHER OF BOOBS! PREPARE YOUR RIB CAGE!!!
Iamthelittlespoon
no joke! the brands with s/m/l for this drive me nuts. "L" is ok for the ladies but the band is too big. so I usually get a lady crusher
drunkeneedjit
I'll put 2 or 3 on depending on the level of activity. Although Underarmor makes good running bras in a 30D. Expensive, but they last.
desertmoose
Nordstrom raaaaaack...they have plentiful amounts of 32d and 32DD
Iamthelittlespoon
I've gotten some online from them before. never bothered going into the store. wanted to avoid disappointment. TY!!
desertmoose
I have to go in to try on...The only thing that really sucks is that some brands fit differently than others...DKNY has done me good though!
goldensky
I honestly think pads and tampons should be subsidized. As should condoms. Birth control and not bleeding down your leg should be rights.
BlackIC
They really aren't that expensive. Also, there are reusable options, people just don't want to deal with them. Convenience is not a right.
citizentrain
They are necessities, as are water, food, toilet paper, underwear... Min. wage, benefits, etc. should be high enough to afford those things.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
YES. Also slightly off topic, but WHY DON'T THEY SELL 'LIGHT' TAMPONS ON THEIR OWN? Why is it only combo boxes??
Flyndaran
Culturally apropriate hygiene items should be; I agree. Post rectal surgery, male I had to buy pads, so I know the struggle.
escaped1
Pads and tampons are considered luxury items in Australia and are taxed accordingly.
alexicanz
$50 for a bra? Shiiiiiiiiiiit, musta been on sale. I'm lucky if I can afford 2 comfortable cute bras for less than $200.
SheepyCakes
Have you tried Lane Bryant? (If you live in the US). They have sales a lot and they sell all sorts of "weird" sizes (like mine, 36G)
MarmosetOfHappiness
M&S actually do pretty damn good bras, mostly boring as hell, but god they fit like nothing else plus they do/did a fitting service too.
desertmoose
Nordstrom Rack. only place that sells 32DD...at pretty decent prices! even their full-price ones aren't so bad
keyqueen
How much do they usually go for full-price?
desertmoose
Maybe 20 to 40, sometimes more. Depends on what brand which...sucks...so I stick to their awesome clearance stuff :)
keyqueen
Nice!
alexicanz
I agree. I bought my last 2 bras there. Unfortunately, I'm a larger size (triple D or F/G) so the options are even more limited
desertmoose
Ah...When doing some research a while back, I heard about this brand: http://www.freyalingerie.com/
keyqueen
I'm a GG and I used to order my Freya bras from Bravissimo, although now I get the same bras at a place I discovered near me.
doublekross
I wear an F, I shop Cacique pretty exclusively. They're always running sales too, although the last semi-annual sale was lame.
TheOldManFromScene24
I have HH cups and all of my bras are like $80 and always tan. Girls who want big boobs don't know the struggle.
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BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
I'm a double a and sometimes Victoria's Secret online has some lacy and colored ones
beepbeepmeow
HH sisters unite!
keyqueen
Have you checked out Bravissimo, Curvy Kate, or Figleaves? I am a GG, and that's where I get mine from. I have some CUTE ones :D
Flyndaran
Damn. Did your mom take bovine growth hormones? It is odd how many want women to carry their tatas in wheelbarrows. I'm sorry.
zerohunter
SAME. I finally murdered my black bra and they only had 'nude' and it looks fucking horrible. GIVE ME COLOURS DAMN YOU
spooningwithaSCAR
I'm a size I won't mention (because it's hard to believe) and I shop at Intamacy. They have GREAT bras w/lots of colors and sizes.
zerohunter
Oooh, I've been going somewhere "local" aka 45 minute drive. Thanks for the tip! I'm a 36L right now, I don't think you could shock me!
spooningwithaSCAR
Haha 38M, here. I'm not sure If there is that store near you, but they also sell it online, and have great customer service.
SplashesinPuddles
That sounds incredibly uncomfortable. Your back must kill or you must have the muscled back of a greek god.
zerohunter
Intimacy has some really gorgeous looking ones! The Elomi Kaitlyn is in my size AND looks nice. Thank you so much!
darklanser
Hope this gets 80085 upvotes.
dotaloc
5318008 (upside down)
smashpro1
8008 would be good, too.
beepbeepmeow
That... Would be something.
darklanser
Squint and read that number...
beepbeepmeow
Got it the first time lol
darklanser
Now I feel dumb, lol
beepbeepmeow
Nah man
frenchcook
And when the wire pokes out your ever fave bra and just stabs you in the chest "Whyyy? You were the Chosen One!"
obsydyinn
Do you not just cut the wires out immediately? I hate wires for the poking and the warping that happens.
Merasite
or the underwire snaps and you've got to pull it out but now your boobs are lopsided
noonerspisms
I HAD BOTH POKE ME ONCE IT WAS TORTURE and my boobs are too big to go without a wire so I couldn't pull it out. The worst week
NikoPhiNiko
Was looking for this. He wire is definitely need for me
TetraNordeh
Seriously. Had one do that to me this morning, so I switched to a sports bra when I got home. Still keep thinking something's poking me.
BreadInCaptivityBakery
I had this happen once, in the middle of an interview. I made this noise, a really weird noise. It was awkward to say the least.
UltraVioletFlamingo
Why do I never have this problem?
FierceDruid
Your bras must be good quality and properly fit
rpclegg
Neither do I; maybe it's because I'm a man.
msoctobereve
You probably buy quality bras or new ones. I've had some for 10 years and my sister's handme downs
LalyBee
Oh god the pain! I always choose to believe in them way too long after their betrayal, too...cue boobsbruises and wiggledances in the loo.
fulham
Gnorknik
It's even more fun when the wire snaps, so the edge is jagged and actually makes you bleed...
chickenmilanga
That is horror movie stuff right there
Textuality
My cousin's little 4 year old did a running headbutt/hug on me a couple years ago and broke the wire in my bra, and it cut my chest. :(
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
Slit the sides with a razor, that shit pops right out. Dip the ends in nail polish, allow to dry, poke right back it sew it up BAMMO fixed
frenchcook
doesn't really work with big cups, the weight do tear it up again quite fast..
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
Or just slit the sides and pull that fucker out. Soft floppy bra city
TetraNordeh
But then the bra fits all weird :/
GNiko
You do realise that that little sliver of skin showing between the buttons on a slightly too small a shirt is extremely sexy?
UH60Mechanic
I don't give a fuck about being sexy, I want clothing to fit in the chest AND not look like a wizard robe on me everywhere else.
goldensky
While I'd love to have flashing cleavage at work be okay...it's not seen favorably.
TheBritishAreComing
As a fat man. I never feel sexy when this happens to me
UH60Mechanic
I'm a slender woman and I don't feel sexy when this happens to me. I feel trashy. And I have to change.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
so is not wearing a shirt at all.
beepbeepmeow
A bold strategy. Let's see if it pays off.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Well I'm throwing money at my phone, does that count?
dephress
Or maybe I just want to wear a fucking shirt without "being sexy"
flamingflamingo
When I wear a shirt it's generally because I want to wear a shirt, not because I want people to see what I look like without a shirt.
dephress
Well sure but maybe I just want to wear a fucking shirt without having to "be sexy," maybe I don't want to be harassed on the bus toda
existanceneverends
THIS
CommanderDark
Or you know, just a sign she needs bigger clothes
IAmMelonLordMwahahahaha
That's a solution a programmer would give. Fix one problem, create five more.
TinaBelcherDancingQueen
Aww that's cute.... a bigger size would just leave everything else looking like a trash bag.... and then people will say you look trashy.
blacklocke
Often, going a size up makes the shirt look like a tent
nvrCryWolf13
am I the only one that finds THOSE kinds of tents extremely sexy, like "is she wearing a bra? or is she not?" I love mystery
LalyBee
This! I have yet to find a decent blouse to wear to work. Usually I just layer a tanktop under it and leave some buttons unbuttoned.
Tyrannotron
Moving the problem button inward a little might fix the issue. Depends not the shirt and how big the gap is.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
so get it tailored...
anon311919
Oh ya let me hi get the money from my tailoring money jar and get all my shirts tailored.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
you make your choice, less clothes correctly fited, more clothes that are either slightly to small or slightly to big.
zerohunter
Hello, tailor? I've found the money jar, AND the jar containing all the time to spend getting my own damn clothes fitted to me as well!
LalyBee
Yeah but sexy slivers of skin aren't really my go-to work accessories...
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
Wrong line of work then, GO FOR THE TOP! BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! RELEASE THE BOOBIES! JUST DO IT!
LalyBee
Haha I am a 26 y/o researcher and lecturer at a military officer academy.. 'Going for the top' by releasing the boobies would be...risky.
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
If you are in the military you should think about RELEASING THEM GUNS! FREE THOSE HILLS! ALL HAIL THE JIGGLY SANDBAGS! TO WAR!!
LalyBee
Sorry Lordship, a lowly civilian here. BUT +1 for jiggly sandbags! Loving below sealevel aint got nothing on me' whoojoo!
beepbeepmeow
My thought exactly. Not the assets I want to be remembered for :p
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
I mean, it could be...
Surrealle
Not when you're in military dress uniforms.. You get teased (or in trouble) for that shit
UH60Mechanic
I have a chest tattoo so I wear a white tank under my white dress uniform.. between that and the boobs already there the buttons are ANGRY.
UH60Mechanic
BUT IF I GO A SIZE UP THE ENTIRE SHIRT TURNS INTO A SMALL DRESS.
Surrealle
Go up a size & tailor it down where you need it
UH60Mechanic
No, because if I have it tailored, when I lose/gain weight it will fit even worse. I've been through this with my blues so many times.
Surrealle
Well.. Try a sports bra, maybe? I dunno, my weight stays pretty steady so I don't have experience with this
BrazilianThunderPanda
Ugh #9 Just b/c I've got giant boobs, that means I'm not allowed to have anything cute!? I like pink, I like dots & lace!
SquishyToeBeans
My thoughts exactly! So unfair :c
JustDontCare
Many people still find giant boobs cute. Have your Pink and dots if you want.
kirbaqueen
try Soma. Kinda pricey, but super cute, supportive, and they last. They also have good sales.
PommedeTerreur
Maybe small boobed women work there and they get jealous like "she's got enough going on for her..."
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
I have double As which is smaller than an A. It's harder for me and I can only order online. They only sell ones that "add 2 cup sizes" :/
CalvadosConfiture
For Big Boob Problems; http://www.brastop.com/ CUTE BRAS WE CAN WEAR. They come in UK sizes though so you'll have to do your sizing that way
pistachiomoustache
I like lacy stuff, and I usually can't find it because my boobs are too big. D:
keyqueen
Have you ever heard of Bravissimo, Curvy Kate, or Figleaves?
pistachiomoustache
I have not. First time hearing about it.
keyqueen
I prefer the brand Freya (pretty sure all three sell Freya- I just kinda like buying from Bravissimo better.) and dear god do 1/
keyqueen
my boobs look glorious for - the first time ever, really. http://www.bravissimo.com/ Their bras are cute, the customer service is great, 2/
Jupman
same thing with condoms for guys. Try to find XXL size with all the ribed for pleasure and stuff. It like the company is saying naw
StellarPsyke
Larger sized condoms are mostly just a marketing ploy. Regular size ones can easily be stretched over your entire foot.
Jupman
You would think but there design is the different part.
z0de
And you force boobs in to a wrong sized bra, what's your point
SteelCitySparkette
Had a breast reduction last year. They removed ten pounds! I honestly couldn't be happier, and I can finally buy cute bras.
Flyndaran
As cats average around 10 pounds, I feel tempted to make a sweater kittens joke. But instead, I'll just wish you luck with your new bras.
SteelCitySparkette
Make all the sweater kitten jokes! Haha thank you!
Spongybunny
I'm seriously considering this surgery in the future to help with back pain and stuff. Wonder what the protocol is with BC family history.
SteelCitySparkette
If you ever have any questions, please don't hesitate to message me. I'd be more than happy to answer any questions you have. :)
5NoteHalf
My wife runs into this problem. She also hates underwire and anything above a certain size has industrial rebar in it by law, apparently.
MethelyneBlue
Ahahahaha this made me laugh. +1
NotQuiteFunFact
wait you're not my husband...how did you know?!
InboxMeYourKittyCats
Try looking at brands like Freya. They have cute, comfy bras for bigger sizes. :3
NoFuckingClue
Hi
MyDogsAreBobbieAndBruno
You're the hero my boobies deserve.
keyqueen
I love Freya. All my bras are Freya. Glorious. I get the moulded ones though. My boobs look fantastic.
whoreigami
I will!! Thank you!
piratequeen
I JUST GOT A FREYA. My coworkers thought I lost weight. Nope, boobies just look like they should now.
NonConformistFlamingo
This is 6 months late cause I'm browsing Random but OMG THANK YOU. I had never heard of Freya and have been suffering lack of pretty bras 1/
NonConformistFlamingo
Cause I have great tracts of land, but NO LONGER! Because your comment came into my life like a message from the gods. THANK YOU! 2/2
wibblywobbleytimeywimey
http://www.soma.com/store/ They have really pretty stuff for larger sizes. I'll probably never shop anywhere else.
NoFuckingClue
Hello
ObituaryHat
Commenting for later use. Thanks!
UH60Mechanic
Dude someone here linked me to an awesome site with cute stuff for DD+. I'm like a sort-of-B so I have no worries, but I know your struggle.
SquishyToeBeans
Mind sharing said awesome site? :P
tatercake
storminadcup.com.au - I'm not sure if they ship overseas but I got my GF of a few years back some of these and she loved them
SquishyToeBeans
Ty :D
UH60Mechanic
Man lemme see if I can find it.
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SquishyToeBeans
Tyvm!