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As you can see, he is perfectly fine if I touch his teeth. I would've grabbed a toothbrush for this, but I couldn't find his.
Messing with his claws, and the little divot in his paw. pretty much any cat will take your arm off if you try this.
This is how he prefers to be rubbed. I've seen him simply get up and walk away from people because they weren't rubbing his belly, or they weren't rubbing him fast enough.
Here's the best cat tax I can get for you guys.
Some of you have met him before. Some haven't. To the latter group, meet Griffey, the world's most tolerant cat.
MyBoyfriendIsAllergicToCats
His toe beans!
nzor
My wife and I have a cat that's the same way! His name is Mike and he gives no fucks.
Heath7Bar
Cat status: Dog
DimensionMaster
"get up and walk away from people" Cat: I ain't got time for this weak shit.
stealthman42797
That last picture i fucking died laughing
Chawzilla
I think your cat is a dog in disguise.
Bexli
This cat is pure magic!
TwitchOtyolf
This is basically my cat. I've had him since he was born, he tolerates the shit out of me. Never bit me, but bit BIL for fucking with him.
peoniesinkittylitter
My cat was extremely tolerant too. I wish I still had her with me.
ninjagaidensigma
#3
Babybunz
Orange cats have the best personalities. Dog-like.
secretingredients
100% convinced @op is just playing with a dead cat
anonwhymouse
I think your cat is defective
PleaseStopUsingApostrophesToMakeThingsPlural
It's interesting to me that cat owners brag about regular dog owner stuff.
Husqvarnic
Relative to cats, this behavior is kinda special.
ParkerAdderson
my cat doesn't like me nearly this much. in fact she doesn't like me at all.
gondring
"In English, cat, hat...in Griffey, chat-chapeau." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLgJvqyZNjs
Husqvarnic
Okay then. I guess this means I have to go take a picture of Griffey next to a baguette.
Meowcoholic
I'd like to see more cat hats
Husqvarnic
I'll try to get some more then!
Meowcoholic
You can send them to PO: my inbox, I'll pay for stamps but you pay shipping and handling
barotrauma
plenty of cats are pretty tolerant of stuff like this.
CanOpenersOnTheirFaces
Nah, all my cats let me do that stuff. It's all about socialization and exposure from an early age.
PincheTab
1) I adopted mine at 3 y/o. He lets me do all this too. Even lets me put my head on his belly or lay him around my neck like a scarf. I'm
PincheTab
2) not sure if he had a home before he was found as a stray or if he is naturally tolerant, but he's awesome. He's 10 now & still so loving.
imsupposedtosay
Update with rubs to that ear "pocket". Go!
Maraak
Our cat prefers (kinda) gently "crushing" the ear at the base. Apparently feels amazing. Paws or belly is a death sentence tho :|
Husqvarnic
imsupposedtosay
You made it happen! I like that cat!
Husqvarnic
This OP does his best to deliver.
wherearetheavos
SO CUTE!!!!!!!
ScaryScarab
Probably only that way because it's 4/20
lastminute
Catnip overdose.
Cellbeep76
Augh! You beat me to it.
Greenstarka
Lol point made !
CrazyCatLad
My cat's name is Token :p
Stuebydoo
I want a tame cat!
CrazyCatLad
Go to a shelter (with a reputable volunteer program. It is our job to socialize them).
Jocowa1999
Username checks out.
CrazyCatLad
Damn to the right. Though (new) management at my shelter is getting annoying.
Casswigirl11
Handle them alot as kittens usually does the trick. But I have an adult stray that is really sweet too!
tunzaaa
Yeah, i drug my cat and annoy it too
degenerateace
My thoughts exactly...
Putineatspoutine
Lmao it's not that difficult to desensitize a cat when it's a kitty
akraticmethod
That last pic is your superhero persona.
urhedsonfire
I'M CATMAN
Numenix
Pursona*
akraticmethod
.....fursona? *shudder*
Husqvarnic
Oh dear god no.
Bagboy
http://imgur.com/jscZn9h TABBY MAN
QuantumSupersexposition
he knocks glasses over the ledge of every countertop
Bagboy
he stares deep into your soul
akraticmethod
Unless there is, like, tuna nearby. Then he stares mostly at that.
Husqvarnic
TheBreadlord
Marvelous +1
Mothstradamus
I had a cat like that when I was a little child.
Mothstradamus
His name was "Call," and he'd help me finish puzzles by putting his paw where the next piece went, and he was my constant companion.
Mothstradamus
He'd let me carry him around by the tail, rub his belly anytime I wanted, and snuggle against him whenever I felt like it.
Mothstradamus
One day he went outside to have a little cat-time and never came back. Two weeks later he was chilling out on our porch...
Mothstradamus
his little cat paws were raw and bloodied, and the vet said he'd walked a long way to get back to us.
Mothstradamus
He lived until I was about 6 or 7, at which point, someone ran him over. My mom let me put a flower in an Avon box with him...
Breyers101
I AM THE CATMAN!
BadBunnyXoXo
Totally reminded me of Batman
khaleesimarie
Where't the catman? I'm the CATMAN!
ChicagoSunroof
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c4/d6/c3/c4d6c30f53da6ecd0c663d437ef6527b.jpg
CasuallyObservering
https://youtu.be/y6oXW_YiV6g
MrTestCat
I AM THE NIGHT
Husqvarnic
ManMashine
"You betrayed the Purr!!"
Gonz000
You ARE the law
Scornshell
LAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Neothemod
@mycatisaninja
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
I've never known an orange cat to give a fuck.
Ezrichtel
Can confirm, had an orange cat, rode (well, tried to, no balance) on him like it was a tiny poney when I was very smol, never ever hurt me.
greendogblue
they love lasagna tho, i dont know why
burntkitties
Can confirm, have an orange cat. All he does is purr.
PamelaSplooshPoovey
Orange cats are the coolest fuckin cats ever. Cats almost consistently hate me, but orange kitties and I get along famously
Ladymeowsalot
Orange cats have the best temperaments!!
DocVolt
Mine is so fucking lazy and is scared of going outside. All he do is meowl at every one who enters in the house and sleep
PirateRubberDuck
I'm not convinced, I still have the scars.
duhh233
Can confirm. I have a doofy orange cat that doesn't give a damn about anything
Cere4l
o_O, our old cat Hannes was an orange one. it was a complete and utter monster that attacked anything on sight..
Princess0fCats
Orange cats are awesome little assholes. They don't give a fuck, but they also just assume they're in charge of everything.
Princess0fCats
Mine will let you hang him upsidown and he just has this resigned look like '... they'll get bored and put me down eventually'
kaidell
My cat looks so much like your cat! https://imgur.com/k0aCNPq mines a girl though ^.^
Sloppydrunkcatlady
Treasure that kitty, orange females are super rare!!
macarronchacarron
5 minutes into catnip and purr and she gives you this look
Meowmixx1515
Dats a nice belly...
JM2DC
Sexy
Waidonut
So graceful.
LoveWithAllYouHave
Wow that's so rare! Like male tortoiseshells
Superchief86
Yep. That's a girl alright.
Howdidjadewdat
paint my like one of your...
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
GoddessTea
french fries ...wait
Imghurrr
yeah that's it
Zombraina
bless you
EternalSkrublord
There is no end to how majestic that picture is.
HeyLookAGinger
Hizzah for female ginger tabbies. I always love with one, also another ginger long haired female. Then a fatty gray and brown tabby.
Louisckismyspiritanimal
They should mate and make clone kitties
Husqvarnic
Sorry, he's neutered. And even if his balls did work, he'd probably be too lazy to care, maybe just stick a paw out.
revcleo
A true lazy fucker, he should be called Panda
jormie
Aren't female orange tabbies pretty rare?
kaidell
Ya, I think so!
LoveWithAllYouHave
They are! The gene that determines sex is attached to the color gene. It's the same for tortoiseshells!
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
Not really rare but it's definitely a more than 50% chance. 20% of all orange cats born are female.
squarrel
I don't think so. Here's mine! http://imgur.com/HOa9vwO
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
PossiblyTheWorstUsername
a Pepe for every occasion.
jormie
:|
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
PORTUGUESETORTURING
my cat loves to have his in-between-his-toes spot rubbed BUT ONLY ON HIS LEFT FOOT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT TOUCH HIS RIGHT FOOT
TheHumanCentipad
"lefty like that?"
CrazyCatLad
Noted. Do not touch @SomeoneTookTheNameBushDidNineElevenBeforeMe cat's right foot.
DicklessForMichaelChiklis
Could be a lame paw, or just fck it because cat. That's why.
PORTUGUESETORTURING
its the latter
furyzeke
i read your username "someone took the name - bush did nine eleven before me - " probably not the way you wanted that to be read <.<
PORTUGUESETORTURING
or is it O_O_O
VigorousButtstuff
That usually signifies that he's got a problem with a claw.
PCMasturRace
But which left foot?
sweetnaivety
My cat is fine with touching her paws or belly, she might whine or move away if she doesn't like it but she won't scratch you over it.
Husqvarnic
You gave me an idea for the next gif
27yoUGLYvirgin
There won't be a next gif.
Husqvarnic
You really think this OP won't deliver? Next album goes up tomorrow afternoon.
Sinodio
he's saying u gon die
LordCongra
STOP ON HIS RIGHT FOOT DON'T FORGET IT
crackisntwack
Haven't laughed that hard in a while, thanks +1
buttcrackula
Then bring it around town. Bring it A-round tooowwwnnn.
SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids
I smell a chain coming
DancingPanther
then ya do thissss then this then THIS AND THATANDTHISANDTHISANDTHATANDTHEN--
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
STOP! Big toe.
SlutAtNight
How are you still alive?
funkjacket
Because cats are trainable. Why are you still making this joke?
Husqvarnic
Because that little ball of fat was never trained. He's just an organic pillow of tolerance.
RedPaws
This cat has zero fucks to give
burnthisname
because cats are like 1/10th our size and have very little chance of seriously injuring a human?
LarktheShark
He's a master of pussy.
Hendlton
If this was the wild, he'd have the Darwin award right now because he would have tried something like this with a known murderous animal.
LordChanticleer
Many cats I've encountered allow all of these things. Especially my cat. I'm super cuddly and my pets always end up cuddly.
LordChanticleer
I've never tried to put a cat on my head, though. Just never thought to do it. My cat would probably allow it.
Casswigirl11
I like to support the whole body when picking cats up, so hat wearing is out. One did like to drape herself on my shoulders like a fur scarf
WildTortoise
Maybe he is isn't alive? MURDER CAT
Husqvarnic
The only reason I wouldn't be able to respond would be due to me having my face buried in Griffey's plushy belly.
LordNoodles
I think your cat is defective. It's hate module must be broken
AcePlaya
No hecks given *explosions*
BushiestCream
Maximum effort.
Husqvarnic
Woo! I got a top comment on my post, and you were that top comment!
Arckeiner
Ginger cats works the other way around. They DO have a soul.
coffeezilla
I had one that was a complete psychotic ass. Still have scars from that cat, but every other cat I've had is as chill as OP's cat.
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
As a ginger its fully possible these cats are just the manifestation of a ginger's soul
walterpeck
It's true, every ginger cat I've ever met was chill as fuck.
TheBelleOfTheBrawl
Both my orange babies are wonderful. My 20lb monster loves his belly rubbed, and tolerates all the other weird cat mom stuff I do
azureraptor
My aunt had a huge orange cat whose worst offense (to humans) was to "capture" your hand when you petted his stomach and purr - very loudly.
themuttonisniceandlean
Mine is evil. Though I am also a red head so maybe it's like a double negative in the same house.
BANANAFLAKE
This vat truly gives zero fucks.
BANANAFLAKE
*CAT
ThatLemonStealingHorse
You can call him a vat, he won't care.
Husqvarnic
Too late
Selweyn
Idk, this is pretty much how my cat behaves. Mine only doesn't like being a hat.... or if you press a cold finger on his warm nose
Casswigirl11
Same. 4 of the 5 cats I've ever had are like this guy. The 5th was ok, just would give little nips if you touched her paws.
DoctorOwly
Same here, I can however wear mine as a scarf for a few minutes before she gets squrimy.
CrazyCatLad
Same, my 3 behave like this though I've never tried to wear them on my head.
Levistras
After reading this and sharing this opinion about Tony, my black bicolor, I have decided I need to try wearing him as a hat.
Levistras
Confirmed that Tony does not mind being worn as a hat, but he didn't seem entirely sure what was going on.
lettersnumbers
A gallery of cat hats needs to be a thing!
Husqvarnic
I'm not sure. We got him and his bro at a shelter, they were so well behaved that they stayed in the lobby as greeter cats.
TylerWarranty
My cat is the same. It followed me in my house one day and never left. been about 8 years now
whiskers4sab
my cat loves the hard pet and i'm still alive
OrC23
Same here. My fat bastard likes the rough stuff.
SaucyDisses
Misread as "greater cats". Not even mad. +1
SlutAtNight
You should be dead, but congrats on the life!
PaxSinica
Post some pics of his brother too!
BusterWoIf
Plot twist, some pictures is actually his brother
Lulumegan
"We" as in you're not single, or...?
Husqvarnic
My family and I.
eroerie
maybe they're dogs.
ChanelK
OP my cat is pretty much like this. Very tolerant
CrazyCatLad
All 3 of my cats love their stomach's rubbed and I never hesitate to motorboat their stomachs. That came out wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
YOTASOTA
We have a cat just like that, although he has some Maine coon mix so he is bigger.
Attacker732
"Cat... Hat... Too... HEAVY...!"
reefmadness
Maine coons are the cats known to man
pencilv3ster
I just got done taking care of 2 main coons for a week. The male tabby was like the above cat. Like a puppy dog.
YOTASOTA
Ours is a male tabby too
SabonVous
Had a cat also part maine coon. also gave no shits, used to carry him like a baby.
YOTASOTA
Same here he loves belly rubs and sitting on laps
laurafrancesca
They seen to be a very dog-ish bread of cat
MettalViking
My roommates Maine Coon Fluffy (Destroyer of worlds) will rape your soul if you touch his belly or paws.